Humor in Heroes of Might and Magic V.

Here's a suggestion: most of us have probably noticed glitches in Heroes that made us laugh out loud (for example, teleporting into a town with a ship – that happened to me once :)), or maybe someone could come up with jokes about the heroes; that would also be great, and we could post all this humor in this thread. Personally, I think that humor about Heroes will live as long as the game itself, and we should preserve this creativity...
So, share your humor!