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Well, you know better... who among us teaches about SpongeBob?)))) Hmm... then let's twist each tentacle into a tight sea knot, so tight that their eyes will pop out three hundred times?:smile36: :smile14:
Exactly!! It will be easier to pick them out with tweezers!! :D:D )))))
Exactly! It will be easier to pick them out with tweezers! :D:D )))))
Or maybe we should grab his follower, do the same to him, but leave him alive, and then "ask" him to suck out his master's eyes through a thin tube? :) :smile04:
*yawning* This is no longer original, but it clearly reeks of absurdity. I don't like giving negative ratings, but my hand keeps reaching for it.
we, as children of the Orthodox Church, must protect the people from the brainwashing of this inhumane creed.
...indeed, it's better for us to brainwash people ourselves, seize their souls and wallets, and force them to pray and fast, because gluttony and despair are terrible sins that lead directly to hell, into the hands of Chris and the demonic Antichrist.
...indeed, it's better if we brainwash people ourselves, seize their souls and wallets, and force them to pray and fast, for gluttony and despair are terrible sins, leading straight to hell, into the hands of Chris and the demonic Antichrist.
We don't brainwash them; we set them straight.
Чую время пришло и захлопнулась дверь Ангел пропел и полопалась кожа... Мы выпили жизнь, но не стали мудрей, Мы прожили смерть, но не стали моложе... Агата Кристи Ты должен быть сильным, Ты должен уметь сказать: Руки прочь, прочь от меня, Ты должен быть сильным, иначе зачем тебе быть?! КИНО
Чую время пришло и захлопнулась дверь Ангел пропел и полопалась кожа... Мы выпили жизнь, но не стали мудрей, Мы прожили смерть, но не стали моложе... Агата Кристи Ты должен быть сильным, Ты должен уметь сказать: Руки прочь, прочь от меня, Ты должен быть сильным, иначе зачем тебе быть?! КИНО
No, you're wrong :D. Into the hands of Chris, me, the GREAT, my best friend Alastor, the Antichrist (my husband, as someone said!), his dad Satan, and also 7 more friends from our boooolshoy family!!!! And of course, our countless army)
But in general, Loken, you're right, it's already old and boring... at least come up with a new joke about me
So, I was thinking that we need a more precise definition of our organization.
The Order of Orthodox Knights against Cthulhu is being renamed to:
:smile24: The Alliance of Tribes (of all races) against pagan cults. :smile24:
Our rules:
1) Now, not only those who profess Orthodox Christianity can join us, but also representatives of any other religion, except for paganism.
2) Everyone who joins our alliance is obliged to fight against pagan priests and idolaters, primarily against Cthulhu.
3) A rank ladder will be established.
4) The system of governing the alliance is a limited monarchy.
5) Any methods of fighting against pagans and followers of Cthulhu can be used, except for those that contradict your religion, the laws of the Russian Federation, the rules of the portal, and moral norms.
6) Every member of the alliance must not leave it, because it is impossible to betray the fight for a just cause.
Чую время пришло и захлопнулась дверь Ангел пропел и полопалась кожа... Мы выпили жизнь, но не стали мудрей, Мы прожили смерть, но не стали моложе... Агата Кристи Ты должен быть сильным, Ты должен уметь сказать: Руки прочь, прочь от меня, Ты должен быть сильным, иначе зачем тебе быть?! КИНО
1) Now, not only those who profess Orthodox Christianity can join us, but also representatives of any other religion, except for paganism. 2) All those who join our alliance are obliged to fight against pagan priests and idolaters, primarily against Cthulhu.
You are contradicting yourself. :Р Cthulhuism is not paganism, because we also have monotheism:D
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