Fight for the glory of true faith!

*yawning*
This is no longer original, but it clearly reeks of absurdity.
I don't like giving negative ratings, but my hand keeps reaching for it.

we, as children of the Orthodox Church, must protect the people from the brainwashing of this inhumane creed.

...indeed, it's better for us to brainwash people ourselves, seize their souls and wallets, and force them to pray and fast, because gluttony and despair are terrible sins that lead directly to hell, into the hands of Chris and the demonic Antichrist.