Skip to content

Posts from [Cult] Cthulhu will devour everyone!

No ratings yet — be the first to rate!
User Avatar
#48
Auto-translated
Couldn't help but stop by, and when I did, I almost died laughing....... ХDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
let everyone create their own cult))))
Emm... Nazg, are you sure that I can also create a cult?
P.S. Luke Skywalker ftagn!
P.P.S. Well... okay, Chuck Norris also ftagn!:smile26:
P.P.P.S. Fine, fine, you convinced me... crazy crooked one the great Cthulhu also ftagn!:smile26:
P.P.P.P.S. Everyone is talking about different things, but I'm thinking about Luke... :smile04:
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
User Avatar
#51
Auto-translated
Soon, the big guys (moderators) will come, and they will definitely ban everyone here :D. P.S. Dragon, bow down before me – I am the father of Luke Skywalker; you can even tell by my avatar xDDDD :D

Added 1 hour 26 minutes later
How can you say that! – I am his father, for your information; he left home 3 days ago, and now I am looking for him in all the mines :(.
Стартовый пост - Квенты - Разное
Резара - Аксель - Орвальд - ЭмилияСтэфания - Амвросий - Лестер
User Avatar
#53
Auto-translated
Brothers! Our enemies want to destroy our glorious brotherhood and our great deity – the all-powerful Cthulhu! Our Lord has not yet awakened... We will have to resort to other measures...
So let us call upon the no less great Chuck Norris!
Step aside from the way of a better man than you
So you fall at his feet hes the one who betrays you
Its the servants devotion for the decay
Stand up

There are no flowers on your grave
There are no chains
There I keep chanting for the forgotten name © Amorphis
In reply to eXeCuToR
User Avatar
#55
Auto-translated
eXeCuToR;164092
Brothers! Our enemies want to destroy our glorious brotherhood and our great deity - the all-powerful Cthulhu! Our Lord has not yet awakened... We will have to resort to other measures...
So let us call upon the no less great Chuck Norris!

Of course..., after he got drunk at Hercules' birthday party, he couldn't control himself. I told Hercules not to invite Cthulhu; this drunkard would get plastered. He didn't listen to me... So I had to carry this drunkard home on my back.
:smile17:
User Avatar
#56
Auto-translated
You shouldn't have mentioned Hades; now the followers of Hades, Lucifer, and other unholy entities will come running... and the Inquisition is on vacation...
Стартовый пост - Квенты - Разное
Резара - Аксель - Орвальд - ЭмилияСтэфания - Амвросий - Лестер
User Avatar
#58
Auto-translated
Hades is also on vacation, he's in the Canary Islands... just relaxing.
:smile17:
User Avatar
#60
Auto-translated
We don't have any inquisitors on vacation; the fight for faith goes on around the clock.
Чую время пришло и захлопнулась дверь
Ангел пропел и полопалась кожа...
Мы выпили жизнь, но не стали мудрей,
Мы прожили смерть, но не стали моложе...

Агата Кристи
Ты должен быть сильным,
Ты должен уметь сказать: Руки прочь, прочь от меня,
Ты должен быть сильным, иначе зачем тебе быть?!

КИНО
In reply to Dracon Малласа
User Avatar
#61
Auto-translated
Dracon Mallasa;164109
We don't have inquisitors taking vacations; the fight for faith goes on around the clock.

You don't appreciate your employees; you need to send them on vacation sometimes. Yesterday, Aид MMS went on vacation and took a picture against the backdrop of the zone. It's so nice... even on vacation, he remembers me.
:smile17:
User Avatar
#62
Auto-translated
Hmm... in that case, it wasn't Hades who put him to sleep, but Morpheus, since he is the God of dreams.
P.S. He simply gave a very strong dose of "sleep."

Be strong. Believe
User Avatar
#63
Auto-translated
Yes, we appreciate our employees. We are short-staffed, and three applications to join the Haven have been submitted. One is from a demon company (and they are cunning demons, more resourceful than we are), and another is from a Cthulhu scout. What kind of vacation can you take under these circumstances?!
Чую время пришло и захлопнулась дверь
Ангел пропел и полопалась кожа...
Мы выпили жизнь, но не стали мудрей,
Мы прожили смерть, но не стали моложе...

Агата Кристи
Ты должен быть сильным,
Ты должен уметь сказать: Руки прочь, прочь от меня,
Ты должен быть сильным, иначе зачем тебе быть?!

КИНО
In reply to Arandor
User Avatar
#64
Auto-translated
Arandor;164117
Hmm... in that case, it wasn't Hades who put him to sleep, but Morpheus, since he is the God of dreams)
P.S. He just gave him a very strong dose of "sleep" )

What kind of "sleep" dose did Morpheus give to Cthulhu... he just beat him up and that's it... that's why Cthulhu is sleeping, beaten and drunk))

Added 5 minutes later
Yes, we appreciate our employees. We don't have enough staff, and 3 applications have been submitted to join the order. One is from a demon company (and they are cunning demons, they will be more cunning than us), and the other is a Cthulhu scout. What kind of vacation can you have under such circumstances!!!!!!!!!
Hmm... at least put out an ad... something like, we need people to work as defenders of the faith, and most importantly, we pay well... then people will be drawn to it. Otherwise, you see, the demons have free bus rides, and the Cthulhu cult distributes alcohol vouchers, so people are drawn to them))
:smile17:
User Avatar
#65
Auto-translated
Appealing to Chuck Norris and other representatives of the male human race is pointless... There are still noble succubi in Shio who can stand against your "defenders"! :D:D:D
Restless. Endless. Mindless.
[/center]

З.Ы: кадилом по голове не бить.

З.З.Ы: А вот у нас в Шио....
:D
User Avatar
#66
Auto-translated
Hmm... maybe you should put out an ad or something... saying that you need defenders of the faith and, most importantly, that you'll pay them well... then people will be more likely to join. Otherwise, you see what the Demans are doing – free bus rides – and the Cthulhu cult is giving out liquor vouchers, so people are drawn to them.

You're right, I'll bring this up within the order and we'll come up with something.
Чую время пришло и захлопнулась дверь
Ангел пропел и полопалась кожа...
Мы выпили жизнь, но не стали мудрей,
Мы прожили смерть, но не стали моложе...

Агата Кристи
Ты должен быть сильным,
Ты должен уметь сказать: Руки прочь, прочь от меня,
Ты должен быть сильным, иначе зачем тебе быть?!

КИНО
User Avatar
#67
Auto-translated
There are still noble succubi in Shio who can stand against your "defenders"!

Sorry, is Shio a city? I just didn't go further than Shaddar-Nur, I don't have a foreign passport)))

Added 2 minutes later
You're right, I'll raise this issue within the order, and we'll come up with something.
Yes... do that, and if any problems arise, call me. Phone: 02 (dial without a code).
:smile17:
User Avatar
#68
Auto-translated
Cthulhu has eaten your brain!.. there used to be few people flooding here, but now there are more and more!!! aaaa!! *takes out a shovel - the weapon of the Dimension Door league* =)

P.S., when creating ..khem.. what is it called?.. against Cthulhu, you missed something when writing that he is for the Orthodox ;)

Be strong. Believe