[Cult] Cthulhu will devour everyone!

Brothers! Our enemies want to destroy our glorious brotherhood and our great deity - the all-powerful Cthulhu! Our Lord has not yet awakened... We will have to resort to other measures...
So let us call upon the no less great Chuck Norris!

Of course..., after he got drunk at Hercules' birthday party, he couldn't control himself. I told Hercules not to invite Cthulhu; this drunkard would get plastered. He didn't listen to me... So I had to carry this drunkard home on my back.