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Enough with the FLOODING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let me flood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:smile52: :smile52: :smile52: under the table)))
This is who should have been nominated for the flamethrower squad)))
Nazgu has a long way to go before he reaches Mantichore:D :D :D
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ZYbr, why did you give me a downvote? It’s not that it’s a big deal, I’m just curious…
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Where do we end up when we save the world?
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*Points to Nazg* There he is! He eats reputation and produces manure!
Хороший сон укрепляет боевой дух. Хорошая еда укрепляет боевой дух. Хорошие деньги укрепляют боевой дух. А больше всего укрепляет боевой дух - отсутствие врага.
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lol, everyone's pushing for the remake:D
and yet they still claim they don't care about it.
the worst game isn't even Anti-Killer.
back in 2002, I saw a game called "Brat" at a friend's place.
that was some serious stuff. "based on the movie." some guys attacked a museum, where the protagonist was somehow located, killed the guard, and you have to run around and kill them with an ancient sword from a display case. utter garbage :O

there was another game too...
this one was brought by my friend's younger brother, and it was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
I don't know what it was called, or if it even had a name oO
but you respawn in square jungles, and there are black circles 3 meters in diameter on the ground - mines. and something like dogs or pigs or capybaras runs around - *censored*, to put it mildly.
we couldn't handle more than a minute and a half of this.
that, I tell you, beats any Anti-Killer without a fight.
Первый, кто был забанен за Правду.
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ZYbr, why did you give me a negative rating? It’s not that it’s a big deal, I’m just curious...

It was for this:
and it makes me... uncomfortable to receive positive ratings from you.

Every user should be treated with respect. I don’t know about others, but this phrase gave me negative associations. Is a Mantichore not a user? Is getting a database boost from him considered shameful? That’s how I read it. Maybe I’m wrong.
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#68
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Every user should be treated with respect. I don't know about others, but this phrase evoked negative associations in me. Isn't a Manticore a user? Is getting a bonus from it considered a disgrace? That's how I interpreted it. Maybe I'm wrong.
The point is taken, the question is withdrawn;)
Not entirely on topic, but still – many probably know the Black Isle studio, or at least their games: Fallout, Fallout 2, Planescape: Torment, the Icewind Dale series, and their participation in the development of Baldur's Gate. An impressive track record. So, they released a game called "Lionheart" – a terrible thing. Non-linearity is reduced to a minimum, quests mainly focus on combat (stupid and tedious), but if the beginning still resembles a game, then by the end it turns into a complete bloodbath with a very inconvenient combat system. I don't recommend it. Besides, the game wasn't entirely made by them, and their name is used as a brand. I fell for it at the time; it said it was for fans of Fallout, etc. – don't believe it. This is more of a piece of advice
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Where do we end up when we save the world?
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Hehe))) There's this game called Boomer! It's something else! Awful! The levels are absolutely identical! I'd call that a real disaster.
Step aside from the way of a better man than you
So you fall at his feet hes the one who betrays you
Its the servants devotion for the decay
Stand up

There are no flowers on your grave
There are no chains
There I keep chanting for the forgotten name © Amorphis
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I am amazed by the persistence and self-confidence of "left-leaning" domestic game developers. Sometimes they create such awful things that even the title makes it clear what to expect. I want to give some examples of funny titles, in my opinion, that show that the game is nothing special. Nuclear Creatures Features of National Divorce A Chukchi in a Big City Revenge of the Boxer. Moscow Criminals UmaNetto. Full Hello! ChePay "Black Sea" Road Trip Auto Fans: Charged with Speed Cinderella: Immaculate Dream Cheburashka in the City of Mechanical Men Yumsters! Agents of a Safe Nationality Hacker Evolution Mahjong Artifact. Chapter 2 The Adventures of Baron Munchausen on the Moon My Horse and Me Kesha: King of Pollywood The Adventures of the Brave Soldier Schweik The Little Mermaid: A Magical Adventure Deadly Rush Ivanych. Egg Baron (this is just awful xD) New Year's Detective Three Little White Mice. The Birthday of a Sea Rat Truckers' Club. Russian Freight Transport Fairy Tales About Toshechka and Boshechka (also terrible!) Here is a list of some of the trash that came out in 2007. Not so long ago, Lock and I were making fun of these very games... :) Forgive me if I included any good games here. I haven't played any of them. And not all of the titles are very funny. They are just long and unoriginal...
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.


G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
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Agents of a safe nationality
:smile52: :smile52: :smile52: :smile52: I'm dying of laughter.
Cinderella: Immaculate Dream
What is this about?))) The title is quite provocative.)):D
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Nazg, I already said that my goal isn't to drag the aforementioned titles down. But you have to agree, some of the titles are terrible, which is a sign of a small budget and likely indicates a game of lower quality. P.S. I haven't played Chepaya, so I can't judge. P.P.S. I removed a few of the more or less decent titles...
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.


G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
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#74
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Petrovich and all the other games, as well as Brothers in Arms – these are not trash, but solid quests, and they can also be removed from the list.
Просто еще один
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Brothers in Arms is a good old game. And as for the inhabited island... well, it's based on the Strugatsky brothers' work, and the title itself has a meaning).
Step aside from the way of a better man than you
So you fall at his feet hes the one who betrays you
Its the servants devotion for the decay
Stand up

There are no flowers on your grave
There are no chains
There I keep chanting for the forgotten name © Amorphis