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to go on a diet, you need to gain weight first).
Drnik
Posts from "In order to... it is necessary."
Drnik
Amko
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To gain weight, you need to eat at McDonald's.
Siverfale
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To eat at McDonald's, you need to undergo a brainwashing course.
Where do we go?
Where do we end up when we save the world?
Where do we end up when we save the world?
Полосатая
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To go through the brainwashing process, you need to spend half an hour on the forum.
So back off your rules,
Back off your jive!
Cause I'm sick of not living,
To stay alive,
Leave me alone!
I'm not asking a lot -
I just don't want to be controlled,
That's all I want.
All I want!(с)The Offspring
SoulDrinker
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To spend half an hour on the forum, you need to log in.
NIGHT_HUNTER
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To access it, you need to turn on your computer.
Amko
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To turn on the computer, you need to press the BIG RED BUTTON)))
Полосатая
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To click the BIG RED BUTTON, it needs to be BIG and RED!
So back off your rules,
Back off your jive!
Cause I'm sick of not living,
To stay alive,
Leave me alone!
I'm not asking a lot -
I just don't want to be controlled,
That's all I want.
All I want!(с)The Offspring
Dracon Малласа
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To make it big and red, it NEEDS to be painted!
Чую время пришло и захлопнулась дверь
Ангел пропел и полопалась кожа...
Мы выпили жизнь, но не стали мудрей,
Мы прожили смерть, но не стали моложе...
Агата Кристи
Ты должен быть сильным,
Ты должен уметь сказать: Руки прочь, прочь от меня,
Ты должен быть сильным, иначе зачем тебе быть?!
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Ангел пропел и полопалась кожа...
Мы выпили жизнь, но не стали мудрей,
Мы прожили смерть, но не стали моложе...
Агата Кристи
Ты должен быть сильным,
Ты должен уметь сказать: Руки прочь, прочь от меня,
Ты должен быть сильным, иначе зачем тебе быть?!
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Полосатая
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To paint it, you need to have paints.
So back off your rules,
Back off your jive!
Cause I'm sick of not living,
To stay alive,
Leave me alone!
I'm not asking a lot -
I just don't want to be controlled,
That's all I want.
All I want!(с)The Offspring
Amko
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To have such vibrant colors, you need to be, excuse me, a bit of a pervert.
SoulDrinker
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To be, excuse me, perverse, one must engage in perversions.
Amko
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To indulge in perversions, you need to visit a porn site.
Dj Павлуша
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To visit a porn site, you need to enter its address in Firefox.
Amko
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To add it to your Firefox bookmarks, you need to install Firefox, a couple of themes, and an anti-spam plugin.