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#273
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I see that Lock decided to broaden the forum users' horizons by posting photos of "gopniks" for them. I'll contribute too, and I'm posting the definition of the word "gopnik" from Wikipedia :) We read, learn, and laugh :D
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.


G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
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#274
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Loken;153654
I can assure you, Ar, that sports and clothes don't interest them, unless you mean caps by "clothes").
"Most often, these guys are weak and physically underdeveloped. They sit squatting and discuss how many snacks they ate and who did what yesterday :O
They reproduce by budding from caps; if you take a cap off their head, it will kill them. Sometimes they might ask something, for example, "Hey, dude, what time is it?", and their favorite question is "And who are you, anyway?". In such cases, you can answer, "And what's your purpose in asking?", which usually overloads the underdeveloped brain of the guy, causing him to leave in a daze. Their favorite outfit is a tracksuit top, wide sweatpants, often with shoes, a bag, which every real guy should have, even if it's empty, and, of course, a cap. Some individuals try to stand out from the group by tucking their jacket into their pants, which only increases their coolness in relation to the other individuals of the species. They like to listen to chanson and pop music; their favorite song is "Vladimir Central," and every real guy simply must know the lyrics by heart."
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Poorly quoted :) In the original, it was said with scientific enthusiasm :)
To keep up, here's a link about Gopniks from Absurdopedia:)
http://absurdopedia.wikia.com/wiki/%D0%A0%D0%B8%D0%B0%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B5_%D0%BF%D0%B0%D1%86%D0%B0%D0%BD%D1%8B
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#275
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tsuk... what do we have here? A section for studying the "gopniks"?)))

like... we need to know our enemies by sight, right?))) Hehe.

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Siverfale, I quoted it from memory from the gop-project. It's a video, a 20-minute documentary about these creatures. So, I don't know what Absurdopedia is.
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Man, if you read Absurdopedia, you'll inevitably end up on the Cthulhu page sooner or later...
Хороший сон укрепляет боевой дух. Хорошая еда укрепляет боевой дух. Хорошие деньги укрепляют боевой дух. А больше всего укрепляет боевой дух - отсутствие врага.
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Loken;153852
Siverfale, I quoted from memory from gop-project)) it's a video, a 20-minute documentary about these creatures. So I don't know what absurdopedia is)
Yes, I know where you quoted from:) I have this video:) Although they didn't come up with it themselves, but based it on one text. But still, respect to the guys:)
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Guys, place your bets: when will this thread have more pages than the congratulations thread? :)
O God of Earth and Altar,
Bow down and hear our cry,
Our earthly rulers falter,
Our people drift and die,
The walls of gold entomb us,
The swords of scorn divide,
Take not thy thunder from us,
Take away our pride.


G.K. Chesterton: English Hymnal
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Major Whirlwind;153936
Guys, place your bets on when this thread will have more pages than the congratulations thread? :)
Nah, this isn't a real thread! Let's aim for 2 posts per minute, and then we'll have a True Flood! :smile14:
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#282
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Different thoughts about serious things come to mind every day... although, no... not every day)) Hehe.

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#283
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Night Nazgul;153938
No, that's not a real topic! Let's have 2 posts per minute, and then we'll have a True Flood! :smile14:
I knew one forum that had a flood topic (like this one) and it was updated every 6 hours. But when the game server crashed (it was a forum for an online game), there were about 5-6 posts per minute. :eek:
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#284
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Ah, we have wind and rain here, and the lightning just struck so hard that all the car alarms went off.
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and we have... we have... this... a warm breeze, +3... everything is melting... puddles)
they said it would rain and there would be a blizzard) haha... I don't know... or was the blizzard supposed to be?... anyway, whatever... I don't care) I'm fine in any weather...

PS and what's with me having 1191 messages again?) haha... I think I had 92... did they delete my spam again somewhere? =(

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#287
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2 weeks until Soulstorm. Prepare yourselves, heretics, your time of freedom is limited.
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