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I can assure you, Ar, that sports and clothes don't interest them, unless you mean caps by "clothes").
"Most often, these guys are weak and physically underdeveloped. They sit squatting and discuss how many snacks they ate and who did what yesterday :O
They reproduce by budding from caps; if you take a cap off their head, it will kill them. Sometimes they might ask something, for example, "Hey, dude, what time is it?", and their favorite question is "And who are you, anyway?". In such cases, you can answer, "And what's your purpose in asking?", which usually overloads the underdeveloped brain of the guy, causing him to leave in a daze. Their favorite outfit is a tracksuit top, wide sweatpants, often with shoes, a bag, which every real guy should have, even if it's empty, and, of course, a cap. Some individuals try to stand out from the group by tucking their jacket into their pants, which only increases their coolness in relation to the other individuals of the species. They like to listen to chanson and pop music; their favorite song is "Vladimir Central," and every real guy simply must know the lyrics by heart."
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