Auto-translated
To be honest, the fifth installment disappointed me a bit. Before you start throwing flowers in pots and rotten tomatoes at me, please read to the end. Yes, the graphics are gorgeous, kudos for the Castles, the unit models are magnificent... and it's precisely regarding the units that I have a slight unpleasant aftertaste.
What the developers did here with the Human faction is unforgivable. When the game was first announced, I had high hopes. I thought that they, of all people, would show what the ideal image of medieval humanity should be. I imagined a gloomy, but not sinister, industrial city, spewing smoke from numerous forges and furnaces, and a technologically advanced (within the framework of medieval fantasy, of course) army: crossbowmen, arquebusiers, ballistae... But no! They completely immersed the Humans in a Christian-like religion! And how! I remember the angels from the third part – those were WARRIORS! And here... Some pious jerk in a robe with a ridiculously designed sword and a heavy, ugly cross around his neck! Okay, forget about industrialization, but instead of this Christian-like nonsense, they could have come up with something else.
In general, Humans, traditionally, represent the side of Good. So why are they all so Christian again? After all, it's no secret that Christianity is primordial Evil, just well-disguised as Good. Let's remember history – the Christian faith was imposed by fire and sword, and the peoples that refused to accept it were completely eradicated! Do you think our ancestors embraced Christianity with open arms? Prince Vladimir had no choice! The question was put bluntly: either Christianity, or genocide.
And the very essence of the Christian religion is the complete suppression of human rights and freedoms. The most natural rights and freedoms! Let me remind you of the main dogmas of a true Christian:
1. The body must suffer in the name of saving the soul.
2. Material values are inherently sinful.
3. A woman is the bearer of original sin.
4. Sex is the creation of the devil. It can only be practiced on certain days, in only one position, and only for the purpose of procreation, no pleasure allowed.
5. Patience and humility are the foundation of life. One must not resist violence and evil; everything is God's will.
Normal, right? Would you want that kind of life? I think, I hope, I believe that most people don't want that kind of life for themselves or others. And that's why, even in a fictional fantasy world, portraying Christianity as Good is blasphemous.
Now, in this same anti-Christian vein, let's continue the conversation about the units. The Inquisitor. Again, let's remember history. The Inquisition carried out monstrous tortures on innocent people, and here, a ruthless sadist is presented as a kind of hero, "fighting against the infidels" (read: against those who chose a free, worthy life, in which there is a place not only for work and difficulties, but also for rest and pleasure).
And it's even more frustrating that the most beautiful, sexy, and liberated girls are presented here as Evil and are called beasts and furies. Okay, let them be beasts and furies. But then let's have equally seductive beauties on the side of Good! Why, tell me, are there only men in the army of the Elven faction, and no girls? And yet, in the army of the Dark Elves, there are both women and men? It would have been easy to replace the archers with female archers, or the druids with female druids! "What about the Dryads?" you ask. Yes, there is such a thing, but this chlorophyll-infused creature, covered in branches and vines growing out of its body, is not exactly very attractive. And it's also inconspicuous against the backdrop of the diversity of "matriarchs." And the angelicas of the Humans are a complete failure! Even their hair is hidden under a hood, let alone their figure! And that huge, ugly cross... It makes you sad. Because there are no liberated, sexy beauties on the side of Good in "Heroes 5."
Were misogynists and religious fanatics secretly added to the development team? They could have! As mentioned earlier, they could have added female elves (archers or druids) to the Elven faction, and replaced the creepy celibate monks and inquisitors with sexy Healers and Priestesses of Light. As for the angels and archangels, since Humans also need high-level units, they could have remembered about industrialization and added Ballistae and Siege Ballistae... Or some kind of human-eagles (flying musclemen-giants with a human body and the head and wings of an eagle). But no...
Postscript: There are also complaints about the units of the Wizards. It's some kind of perverse carnival, not an army. The only normal units are the Gremlins and Golems.
Post-postscript: All of the above does not diminish the merits of the game. It's just that the developers shouldn't have tried to promote celibacy and anti-sexuality.