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virgin sore loser half-vampire

- separate spell
- costs MP and slots
- pseudo-epic name in an attempt to impress
- must be cast manually
- sneaking through bushes so you don't get spotted
- everyone suspects you from the very beginning
- still have to win a mind check
- not once useful during the game

vs

chad Visterian gladiator

- just mindlessy mining a chest
- no skill investment, just carrying a note in your inventory
- no effect display
- covers the entire location
- guaranteed kill, ignores any defenses and warnings
- players fall for it every time in 100% of cases
- remembered for ages, flashbacks until the end of expeditions

Added Renavan's Aconism and Melancholy.

It seems it's starting to click... The perk can be used against rapist pirates. Before every rape -1 rapist... Started the battle, lost, killed... And not just pirates...

Maybe I should play as a peasant-commoner-Sith in Nebka's character estate...🤔🤣

Do you want Nebok to rape you?

When you've taken a joke photoshop too personally.

Do you want Nebok to rape you?

He won't have time, though. You just approach him, start the battle, lose and then... cast this thing.

See, this is how much you can come up with if you apply some imagination to the task.

Now you see how much one can come up with if they apply some imagination to the task.

Yeah, once I "applied some imagination" to how I'd escape from rapist pirates at sea by clinging to the hulls of ships passing by. But they didn't give me a "case" for shit... They didn't "crack" my imagination, apparently. Or they did "crack" it, but someone didn't like it...

When you got really offended by a joke photoshop edit.

It'll be funny, hehe...

If it weren't for this f***ing "joke photoshop edit," we'd most likely be fighting "хуратой-рекретой" right now instead of messing around here...

And I would keep reading about what a slutty little boat Ida is and the true embodiment of same-old-same-old own-it.

The History of Tezot, Part VII - The Age of Ambitions
Koimaji the Magnificent ascended to the Tezot throne at the age of 20 in the year 273 since the unification of Tezot, shortly after the tragic disappearance of his father in a river current. Distinguished from youth by a sharp mind, a strong body, and an irresistible royal aura, he was able to largely neutralize the influence of the aristocracy in the country's political life and temporarily steered Tezot in a single direction, guided by his confident hand. His ideology was simple — everything for Tezot, and he himself was its embodiment. His loyal followers said that he was simultaneously Iron, Benignant, Mysterious, Malicious, Brilliant, and Pious. Many believed that during the reign of Koimaji the Magnificent, Tezot would finally be able to unite the entire continent under its flag. The Sixth Deus annexed the Archipelago of Furious Waves into the kingdom, intending to use it in the future as a starting point for further maritime expansion, and then proceeded to confidently reclaim the northern lands from the monsters of the Crater of Regret. And then, in the year 282, he lost the one and only battle of his life and was torn apart and eaten by those monsters. In the blink of an eye, Terra nullius and the aristocrats' grip on Tezot returned to their former state, and the inhabitants lost all interest in further territorial expansion.

In this era, Tezot's communication with the outside world intensified; foreign faces began to appear frequently in port cities, science developed at unprecedented rates, and people could not keep up with all the News. An underground expedition is established by Lord Kaleido Cartridge from Silverdan... On the wave of all these events and new discoveries, a cult of followers of Kanamia — she who, according to legend, stood at the origins of the kingdom's birth — was created in Oshi, the main religious center of Tezot. Their goal became the protection of Tezot from supernatural threats and so-called "echoes of the past."

In the year 283, the eight-year-old daughter of the ambitious ruler, Princess Mariarnelia, became the new Deus, making her the youngest queen in the country's history. This was the result of a lack of other candidates due to the short life of Koimaji the Magnificent. Thus began the current era, and only the historians of the future know what name it will receive... The year is 297.

Well, about half of it is done.

And which regions are considered the oldest or those with a rich history?

Those who descended from these city-states.

The South had no such unipolarity and was divided among several city-states: Cortina, the pearl of the scientific world of that century; Duskwing, the homeland of melancholic philosopher-esthetes; Grimm, home to brave and disciplined warriors; Flavors, a source of natural abundance where hunger was known to none; Lunia, an impregnable mountain Stronghold, the place of origin of mighty draconians; Bright, the religious and cultural center of the south; the mighty Albus, where valor, honor, and order prevailed; as well as Forun — a land where perfection was valued.