Knights of Tezoth

virgin sore loser half-vampire

- separate spell
- costs MP and slots
- pseudo-epic name in an attempt to impress
- must be cast manually
- sneaking through bushes so you don't get spotted
- everyone suspects you from the very beginning
- still have to win a mind check
- not once useful during the game

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chad Visterian gladiator

- just mindlessy mining a chest
- no skill investment, just carrying a note in your inventory
- no effect display
- covers the entire location
- guaranteed kill, ignores any defenses and warnings
- players fall for it every time in 100% of cases
- remembered for ages, flashbacks until the end of expeditions