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- I mean... there's this cat named Chad who's holding a beauty pageant. I thought, maybe your sister would want to participate? - Noxis.

- A tournament... Well, when you're healthy, that's a good thing, right? But it's not for me... Sigh...

– What other? In terms of character, Rizz's daughter is more like my own daughter, – the playlord frowned. – I can only be her nanny. I have one lady – the sorceress Izania, daughter of the noble Garigurr.

She would easily win your beauty pageant, Chad, but I don't think she'll want to waste time on an event organized by a furry with such low aesthetic taste.

Rurek briefly tells Izania who Chad is and what he does.

- Is that so? That's very interesting. It might seem arrogant of me to say this, but in my opinion, she has a pretty good chance of winning in something like that. And most importantly, it doesn't pose a threat to her health. Does it?

- I don't think so. After all, they won't be hacking at each other with axes and swords... But you can ask him about the "details" yourself...

—You can't do that, it's not allowed... Well, at least we have one dose of the hydra's essence, which is infinitely better than zero. Oh yes, I wanted to report that the Shadow is still under control, but the constant teleportation to the cat village is quite costly, and I haven't found any other passages. And also, there's one chest on the lake, the contents of which will help both delay the Shadow and find a way to the surface. But for it, we first need to sacrifice ten unique items, such as, for example, Gigasord's scythe or your miracle pills. Below us is some kind of mushroom valley, more and more people are gathering in the city, but few dare to leave it without supplies. I think that's all.

- I'll sign up. Let everyone know that Noxis's sister is the most beautiful in all of Iczaka.

Having dealt with the annoying furry, Rurek decided to show Izania the main attraction of Ikazkan: the infernal throne.

– There, at the very top, She lives. Instead of her sentient sword, Hekizo, she governs the fate of the underworld, – Rurek said pompously. – If you want, we can go up there. But it will take a lot of time and effort.

A colossal idol that evokes a terrible urge for onanism in onanists.

- By the way, he's giving out some "pill-ereluli" to those who sign up. Don't forget to take them. Although he doesn't say anything about where they come from. So I don't know about their harmlessness... Or rather, about any "side effects"...

- Well? Shall we go find out how things are going with Swarka? Has she "happened to come out of vacation"... - Yuyuhe and Katarina.

- Good job, you can really feel the fire of civilization in you now. But are you forgetting something? Me? Yes. We.

Impregnate 10 taffies of each origin...🤣

- I won't take any pills from strangers. You can take it instead of me. 
- I don't see the point in that, - replied Katarina. - She just went into it, so it's too early to come out. 

- What are you looking for? - Galak asks Osha, who has returned. But what's so special? Actually, he's also a member of the collectors' community!