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"Kimchilla!" Kamistella thought happily and went back to the battlefield somewhere in Calcite. What a luxurious diva... she is clearly absolutely useless around the house, but at least you can brag about her to all the sorcerers in the area. "I am Rurek, protector of Ikazkan, conqueror of Antrum, victor of the 'Fire of Civilization', slayer of Zmeich, survivor of the terrible Border, a reliable friend, a steadfast guardian, and an excellent blacksmith," Rurek modestly introduced himself. "With me, your cavern will always be safe. No treacherous fire mage, bagr, or other dungeon monster will dare to disturb your peace while I stand guard. Let my appearance not deceive you – I am healthy, strong, and resilient. My flesh has been tempered in the fires of great battles! And I also have a small collection of trophies." Ah, Kamistella's fate is hard... an eternal battle in Calcite... it's good that something like this will never happen to Rurek.

I think you would get along with Shadow.

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Sealed. 2 activities left...

Well, of course, since you are a SORCERER, everything will pass you by. But from the point of view of enchanting, is this correct?

- This is a very impressive set of virtues and merits, but! - He raises a finger, unusually neat for someone of his people. - If you want to be seen as someone worthy of being near me, you will have to start taking better care of yourself. There is nothing to be done about innate or incurable acquired flaws, I understand that, and there is no point in focusing on them, but this does not prevent you from having a decent wardrobe. First, you need to shave, take more frequent baths, and get acquainted with perfumes...

If you improve your relationship with Izania, there will be no specific bonus. Apparently, she is the bonus herself.

– Don't mind me, guys, just performing my routine procedure to calm down the enraged and the sorrowful…

Having completed his usual ritual, Dorian sighs, looking even more exhausted than before:
– You know, my dear, I think I've wasted more nerves and resources on you than on a real wife. So many dialogues interrupted, so many skills missed, so many plans unrealized, so many journeys unfinished. And all because you need attention every second of every minute of every hour.

Stretching, he yawns tiredly:
– But I don't hold it against you. Even though this is the most ungrateful task, and all I've heard in response is criticism, disbelief, and accusations. You have your reasons, and I have mine. But tell me, doesn't something seem strange to you in all of this?..

Looking around, he glances at the remaining villagers and lowers his voice:
– Look, here are the suffering civilians. Elves, dwarves, orcs, even Ivalians. They're all on your list. Okay, if you were only targeting humans, I could understand. Our rotten race, I can accept. But what have these random people done to offend the One? That's the first thing. Second: if you were really created as a healer by someone from above, then why were you thrown into the Dungeon on the edge of the map? It seems like you were deceived. I think there's something missing. If there are no complaints about your work, then there's no need for guards. But if there are, then it means someone has misinformed you? They don't want to see you in the city, which means they don't agree with your genocidal mission. But they don't do anything about it, why? Don't you want to think about this dilemma in your free time? I'm sure that if you dig into your memory, it will turn out that a thousand years ago, you only killed real maniacs. In general, we need to try to cooperate in this direction. Then I won't have to watch over you, and all your conflicts with your superiors will be resolved. I myself sometimes dream of the surface; wouldn't you like some freedom? I'm sure this misunderstanding can be easily resolved with our joint efforts.

Fair enough. Beauty and hygiene are good things. Right now, I'd rather be at the hot springs with Vatagash than dealing with all this...

– I'm always happy to become more attractive, – agreed Rurek. – In the heat of battle, one sometimes forgets to take care of oneself, but for your sake – I'll gladly do it! And maybe one day I'll be lucky enough to cure my ugliness. Who knows?

However, there were still three sorcerers left. There's plenty to choose from, and plenty to reject right away. That's a good thing.

- Look, the crazy guy is talking to his shadow! - One of the kitten children points at Dorian with a furry finger. - Did he also eat too much cheese, like the chieftain? - His friend asks. - Hey, come to your senses while you still can! This won't lead to anything good, believe me. - But he's just a human. - The third one continues in a whisper. - They're all nuts. - Mmm. - The fourth one sighs. - The world was better before they appeared. - But you weren't even born then. - The fifth one chimes in. - But it's true, I wish all humans would go away and never come back.

Everything is clear with the alcoholic. Definitely not wife material. Although, it would have been worth finding out what bonuses she has, besides a large backside.
Izania is also not suitable. She is too snobbish, used to a luxurious life, expensive gifts, and exquisite dishes. A simple guy like Rurek won't be able to afford it financially. And she will constantly nag that it's NOT ENOUGH, NOT ENOUGH, NOT ENOUGH. Like in the fairy tale about the golden fish.

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but for you – I will do it with pleasure!

Simp.

- Look, the crazy guy is talking to a shadow! - One of the kitten children points at Dorian with a furry finger.
- Did he also eat too much cheese like the chieftain? - His friend asks. - Hey, come to your senses while you still can! It won't lead you to anything good, believe me.
- But he's just a person. - The third one continues in a whisper. - They're all crazy.
- Yeah... - The fourth one sighs. - The world was better before they appeared.
- But you weren't even born then. - The fifth one chimes in. - But it's true, I wish all humans would go away and never come back.

It's a good thing there were no children nearby during the battle. Otherwise, someone would have been screaming, "Look, the crazy guy is talking to corpses and a pile of ashes!"...

- Look, the crazy guy is talking to his shadow! - One of the cat children points at Dorian with a furry finger. - Did he also eat too much cheese like the leader? - His friend asks. - Hey, come to your senses while you still can! It won't lead you to anything good, believe me. - But he's just a human. - The third one continues in a whisper. - They're all crazy. - Yeah. - The fourth one sighs. - The world was better before they appeared. - But you weren't even born then. - The fifth one chimes in. - But it's true, I wish all humans would go away and never come back.

—That's true, guys. —Dorian gets to his feet, brushes the cave dust off his cloak, and struggles to focus his gaze, clouded by despair. —We only bring trouble and destruction, and when all this is left behind, what then? We find ourselves alone, talking to our own shadow, or maybe to our reflection in a bottle of alcohol. So listen to your parents, study hard, and don't eat cheese from strangers.

Let's go to D5 (I'll disable the traps in D6), I'm in stealth.

Of course, since you are a SORCERER, everything will pass you by. But from the point of view of enchantment, is this correct?

That’s fair. Beauty and hygiene are good. I’d rather be at the hot springs with Vatagash than doing all this…

“I’m always happy to become more attractive,” agreed Rurek. “In the heat of battle, one sometimes forgets to take care of oneself, but for you – I’ll gladly do it! And maybe one day I’ll be lucky enough to cure my ugliness. Who knows?”

However, there were still three sorcerers left. There’s plenty to choose from, and plenty to reject right away. That’s good.

- Excellent! Then get yourself ready and come back, I’ll introduce you to my father.

Having finished this meeting, Rizz moves on to the next one, this time not at the young lady’s house, but nearby the Crimson Paths – within Ikazkan.

- Hi! I’m Podeliya. I love adventures, I never stay at home – I explore the world or spend time doing something else exciting. I want to find someone who will be a reliable support and who I can be a support for. I can see that you are familiar with dangers and know how to stand up for yourself, and that makes me happy.
If you build a relationship with Podeliya, the activity will double.

can I get one of those?

We need to improve our relationship with Podelia so that we can spend more time at the hot springs with Izania...

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Not wife material. Endless adventures just for the sake of it, and women don't lead to good things. She's unlikely to give birth to little sorcerers in field conditions, which means she doesn't even plan on having any. As a battle companion, she's a good option, but definitely not as a wife.

can I get one too?

You're only destined to have relationships with Hole... That's your fate...

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