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- In the cabbage... in the cabbage... Cabbage? That little girl who serves Pelmu? Are they finding children? So she's the "mother of the regiment"?! And she doesn't look like she's been through anything! - he exclaims in horror. - ...no, I'm not in the mood today. And besides, women don't work like that, one, two, and done. It takes time, emotional investment and other things, the right atmosphere, then it will be good for her, and even better for him. Get it? It's like with vegetables - you don't choke on a raw seed and pick it out of your teeth, but you plant it, cultivate it, and then you get a harvest that is beyond praise. But I'll add this, - he turns towards the top of the mountain and points with his "nose". - So, did you eat it? "Work on your aesthetics...", how many will you have yourself? - pointing a finger at the gardener. - Listen, you shouldn't be doing that, sitting here like an owl, but go out with the team more often. There are dozens of women there, all different, and in different conditions - choose as you please. Remember when you jumped into the pit? That was a real man's act - women love that. You need to go on a hike and somehow show yourself, not just be passive, but really show your will in difficult moments. And in three days, all the females will be hanging around your neck, whether they're humans or whatever. Achievements are needed - it really works, I guarantee it. We're gathering for a new outing right now, are you in? There's a cute girl there, you can meet her. She's a bit temperamental, of course, but... If you really try, you'll have a pretty good chance. If you consider that a good chance, what percentage is it? Well, it doesn't matter.
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