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These are rather strange questions. I thought there would be something more interesting.

A more interesting question:

before me, he had girlfriends

How many? 
An even more interesting question: how many "in the opposite direction," that is, "before him"?

My husband had 5 girlfriends before me. I had only been dating one guy for 1.5 months before him, a real jerk, and nothing came of it. I think I already told you about the 180cm idiot who never matured mentally, even at 30. So, if either of us had "experience," it was definitely my husband. And the fact that I was inexperienced was, in a way, even a disadvantage.

Again, the thread is flooded with lifer discussions, seriously. Let me mix things up a bit.

From the "How HeroesWorld influences people" department. I just wanted to chill to some cool AI-generated songs, glanced at this video—and immediately thought of Sanya. Now I'm sitting here wondering how he's doing, whether he managed to increase.



By the way, Sanya, what do you think of Shrek — a decent ogre or too green? The rolled-up ears thing isn't really my vibe

They've filled the thread with life-related discussions again, what can you do.

But the topic is "serious". And everyone knows that "serious" topics should be interspersed more often with life-related discussions...

Oh, Fragment, how touching! And what is your height? And weight?

1. Appearance: Neiko: 1; Neiko's husband: 1
2. Height: Neiko: 1; Neiko's husband: 0. A few centimeters don't really count as an advantage, but let's say it is.
3. Physical fitness: Neiko: 0; Neiko's husband: 1
4. Personal income: Neiko: 0; Neiko's husband: 1
5. Parents' income: Neiko: 1; Neiko's husband: 1
6. Who invested more in the purchase of real estate: Neiko: 0; Neiko's husband: 1
7. Social connections: Neiko: 1; Neiko's husband: 1

Neiko: 4
Neiko's husband: 6

Your husband wins. It's a stretch, but still. The sixth point was counted in his favor because his family's income was actually spent. Even if we assume a 1:1 in the third point, and your victory in the seventh, it's a tie.
All my acquaintances, roughly my age, either significantly outperform their women, or they spend most of their lives alone because no one wants them due to their appearance and income. That is, everyone who has a woman is either attractive enough or earns enough and isn't too ugly.
I'm not very aware of the situation of the women I studied with at university. But for those I know about, their husbands also win. One of them, being a girl from the Odessa region, ended up in Moscow with a good job (even before 2022). Guess who she owes it to.
But for people of my parents' age, it's mostly a tie. Which, in a way, hints at a changed situation.
I don't know any examples where a man loses in everything. I haven't even seen it on the internet. But I'm sure it happens. Maybe 0.001%. Or in countries where women don't have rights and freedoms.

The gap is in her favor in terms of appearance, height, weight, and social connections, and in terms of housing, because he just lives in her apartment.

I don't believe that. Not in the sense that you're lying, but in the sense that he's probably normal-looking, you just subconsciously downplayed him and exaggerated her

Both are 170, he's 1, and I'm 0. This is the logic of the followers of the Celestial Empire.

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I don't believe that. Not in the sense that you're lying, but in the sense that he's probably normal-looking, you just subconsciously downplayed him and exaggerated her.

He's normal-looking, she's just a beauty. He's also overweight, weighs about 90 kg, and she's been doing sports for many years, eats healthy, and keeps herself in shape. She even cooks different dishes for herself and for him so that she can eat well and he can enjoy it, because he's not a fan of healthy food. They are both good people, and they are both very comfortable together.

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6. Who invested more in the purchase of real estate: Naiko: 0; Naiko's husband: 1

More likely, it was his parents. He himself is even more embarrassed that they got us a house in VRN. But I agree that the point goes in his favor.

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3. Physical fitness: Naiko: 0; Naiko's husband: 1

But here, then, it's 0 for both of them. He's not a bodybuilder, he's a bit chubby. In my case, a lot of weight comes from my breasts. And it's hard to buy clothes because of them.

2. Height: Naiko: 1; Naiko's husband: 0

Both are 170, he's 1, I'm 0.

You're 1, and he's 0.

Here's the logic of the followers of the Celestial Empire.

No one has called me a communist yet...

she's just a beauty.

Doubtful. It would be better to judge without makeup. Physical form is a separate topic, that's why I highlighted it. Sometimes, such horrors are hidden behind fat that it's unbelievable.

And here, then, both get 0. He's not a bodybuilder, there's some flab present). In my case, a lot of weight is just due to my breasts. And it's hard to buy clothes precisely because of them.

Let it be 0. I wrote the breakdown for other cases.

. Doubtful. It would be better to judge her without makeup. Physical fitness is a separate topic, which is why I highlighted it. Sometimes, there are such hidden flaws behind the fat that you can be shocked.

She doesn't wear makeup. But it would be fair to note that she works with a cosmetologist, so she has access to very expensive and good skincare products, which gives her a certain advantage.

Oh, Fragment, how touching. And what is your height? And weight?

Not enough for an Ogre. But easy to pass for a large Orc.

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I read in comics how Normies took pills, turned into Hulks and Godzillas, and went to destroy things. Then it turned out that the pills were not the right ones, although it depends on how you look at it.

There are always news reports about Hulks who have taken pills or drunk some magical potion.

Are you kidding, Fragment? Are you a big Orc? Orcs come in different sizes, depending on the game. There are Orcs that are only 170 cm tall.

Neyko Draykovna, have you heard of Andrey Chuyev from Dom-2? I used to like him.

I came up with a new exercise to increase shoulder size. I don't know if it will work or not. It's tough for now.

To hear about someone from House-2, you need to watch House-2. I have never watched it.

So, I'm not that different; I've been over 170 cm tall since school. Revan once said that if they added points to his account, he could automatically get banned. I became curious about what terrible crimes he had committed to have such a high score, and I checked – it turned out that a hundred years ago, in a discussion about "Dom-2," he called Ksenia Sobchak a fool. It's crazy that they used to give out points for that, and now you could get banned for something related to "Dom-2." Sanya, do you know Hulk Hogan? He's 2 meters tall, and in the past, all of America was crazy about him. In the end, he didn't even make it to his 72nd birthday.

There's a story that's often told on the forums
About an ogre named Sanya, a great strongman
The ogre was peaceful, he didn't interfere anywhere
Until a dwarf appeared with a gun in his hand

The dwarf yapped: "Bring me a girl!
Or I'll burn your house down and you'll end up on the streets!"

Forward, ogre Sanya!
But be on your guard
The Chu-si are hiding on the other side
The dwarf has gone mad, you have to look for such a brazen one
You definitely need to save the girl and the house as soon as possible!

The cunning Zuis locked the bird in a cage
He didn't expect that Sanya would be so accurate
No clever lock will stop our ogre
With his mighty hands, he broke it and didn't even sweat!

The girl is comfortable on the broad shoulder
The ogre confidently strides, not disturbed by anything
"Now you're mine," he grumbled sternly
And he didn't even say a word to the stupid dwarf
He was angry and puffed up, but he couldn't resist
Ogre Sanya easily overcame hordes of Chu-si!