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8 months ago
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Not impressive. My mutation has stopped. I'm 189 units tall, which is small for an Ogre. I don't know, maybe I'll grow more in the summer. I want to order growth pills.
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7 months ago
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A friend of mine, a shoemaker, refused to upgrade my elevators. What a jerk. I won't get my 204 Samik.

Although, I could find another shoemaker, in theory.

I measured the potential upgrade and stood next to Dennis. He's still taller. Not by much, about 4 Samiks, but still taller. Dennis is still awesome.

But Raisa Musina has become smaller. That's what she deserves, you little brat, hahaha. UGMK sucks.

I probably won't be able to grow any taller, just like that. My height is stuck at 182 Samiks. I'm about shoulder-height with Shaq, well, maybe not quite as short as Jackie Chan, but still, it's sad.
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7 months ago
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I was just thinking, why "growth"? Why not "wrist," or "rust"? Why not "tsor"?

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Loken, do you know Slavik KPSS? And Big Rashen?

Added 23 minutes ago
And I remembered something else. It was in Warcraft, Shadowlands. I was riding through the lands of angels, and some troll hunter attacked me. Well, I took him down. It was strange.

And this was a long time ago. Some gnome killed my character 6 times. It was in Outland. Oh, I was so mad back then.

And I studied in an advanced economics class. In 9th grade, we had the supply and demand curve. I just can't seem to remember it.

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I also remember Sanya from university. He lived in a small one-room apartment with his mother, and he had an old computer. I don't know what happened to him now.

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Loken, do you know how to increase fist size? Ogres have huge fists. And Shaka has enormous hands. I doubt he got that way just by playing basketball. He has some secrets. Maybe he's using steroids?
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7 months ago
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Sanya Izi
Loken, do you know Slavik KPSS?
I know him. And I even saw him in my "early childhood." He seemed like a strong guy, but he caught some illness and died in '91, not even reaching his 70th birthday. But he managed to have some descendants...
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7 months ago
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I noticed a trend where English-speaking incels would gently tap their chins with a hammer, supposedly to develop a more chad-like jawline over time. It probably works for the fists too.
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7 months ago
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You probably have small fists. That’s just my opinion.
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7 months ago
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Mine are actually quite large, because my palm isn't aristocratic and pianist-like, but rather calloused and worker-like, from a factory job, and I can barely move my fingers. I wonder how much bigger they would get if I filled them out.
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7 months ago
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Go on, prove it. I'm curious. You can't prove anything about yourself, so let me at least take a look at your fists.
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7 months ago
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Do you remember why I couldn't prove myself?
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7 months ago
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Playing.
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7 months ago
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Check out Stonehead. It's a cool movie.
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7 months ago
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I don't like watching movies and I don't want to waste time on them.
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7 months ago
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In Germany, a young man, 23 years old, took an extreme step to increase his height from 171 cm to 192 cm. His decision was motivated by depression caused by problems in his personal life due to his short stature.

He felt uncomfortable seeing other men taller than him, which hindered him from building relationships. As a result, he underwent two surgical procedures – leg fractures with the insertion of metal pins. After the operations, he spent almost a year in a wheelchair and using crutches, experiencing severe pain, which caused him to sleep no more than four hours a day. Nevertheless, he is now satisfied with the achieved result. He spent over 200 thousand euros on treatment and operations.

Another man, 29 years old, also decided to increase his height from 160 cm to 180 cm using leg lengthening. He always considered himself short and faced difficulties in communication on dating sites. He paid 175 thousand dollars for the procedures.

Recently, clinics have recorded a sharp increase in demand for such operations. Many men are willing to make any sacrifices, hoping that this will help them attract the attention of beautiful women and improve their intimate life.
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7 months ago
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This is where the real gold lies – crippling the Karlans. Ah, my grandmother used to tell me, become a doctor...
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7 months ago
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Pay a fortune, and you'll have a high chance of becoming disabled for a negligible chance of holding someone's hand.
But then they will face the reality that the problem is not in their height, but in their head, which needs to be fixed. And they will have to pay another fortune to a psychotherapist, who also won't be able to guarantee a result.

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