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What shall we name the establishment?
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“Flooding.” Simple and effective
17.9% 5 votes
Leave it as is – “Fludnyak”
7.1% 2 votes
“A den of debauchery.” How original!
39.3% 11 votes
Brewery
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#73646
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Tried to do it that way, but they didn't let me into the Kremlin at night.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
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#73647
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A rather strange meme.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#73650
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An old man sat at a crossroads on New Year's Eve with an axe in his hand, staring intently at its blade. Then the trolls came and began to talk to him, offering him all sorts of things: gold, treasures, expensive clothes, and delicacies – until one of them offered him lard. Then the poor old man said:

“I won’t refuse the lard!” – after which he went mad.

It seems, what does Ukraine have to do with it...
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
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#73651
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Edward, in short, the story was as follows. In Iceland, there lived two very good people: One was Gunnar – a super cool warrior, a great hero, a noble man. The other was Njall – a man of rare intelligence, a connoisseur of laws. They were friends.

But their wives didn't get along at all.

And they started inciting their people against each other. As a result, Njall was burned alive along with his house, and Gunnar was declared an outlaw, but he didn't leave the island. And during the decisive battle, he fights off enemies with a bow, the string breaks, and he asks his wife to give him hair to make a new string, but the wife remembers the slap he gave her at the very beginning of the saga, sixty-five pages ago, and tells him to go away. And Gunnar dies.

In short, it's all the fault of nasty women, but think twice, Viking, before you slap them, or you might find yourself without a bowstring at the wrong moment.
Something on the level of an expedition.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
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#73653
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Ment
Where did this come from? It's actually quite interesting.
Dreams of people with a high level of beer-induced clarity...
Ничто не возникает из ничего и ничто не пропадает бесследно.
Если где-то чего-то убудет, то в другом месте добавится.

(Закон сохранения).
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#73654
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Ment
Where did this come from? I'm actually curious.
The Saga of Njal.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
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#73655
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Count Orlov
Something on the level of an expedition.
Women are, as usual, to blame for everything; nothing new.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#73656
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I think I failed to create a group. The System X game was banned in Russia.
Смысла нет, но вы держитесь там. Удачи, здоровья, хорошего настроения!
И пока в кармане пачка милкиуэйев - значит все не так уж плохо на сегодняшний день



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#73657
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I'm not at all surprised that the worst neighbor turned out to be a Slavic person.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#73659
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The funny thing is that a couple of days after this weirdo moved in, I was talking to another neighbor, a Scotsman, and he said he had seen another woman. Like, a couple had moved in. At that time, I had only seen the weirdo, and I thought maybe I just hadn't crossed paths with his girlfriend yet. But after that, I never saw any women... I decided I must have misunderstood the Scotsman. And then recently, the weirdo started sending these messages))
And according to the weirdo, Marla was here. Because he asked me several times if I had a girlfriend, and he said he heard me talking to her and us discussing him.
And he's also a drug addict, a thief, and he's trying to be friends with me.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#73660
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Sky
is trying to be friends with me.
Hmm... Hmm... Hmm-hmm-hmm...🤔🤔🤔
Ничто не возникает из ничего и ничто не пропадает бесследно.
Если где-то чего-то убудет, то в другом месте добавится.

(Закон сохранения).
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#73661
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Doesn't anyone else think that Nebos communicates too much? Yesterday (or was it today?!!!), I was talking to someone in my dream. Maybe even a woman. I almost died of stress during the night (or day).
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
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#73662
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Count Orlov
Doesn't anyone else think that Nebos is communicating a bit too much? Yesterday (or today???!!!) I was talking to someone in my dream. Maybe even a woman. I almost died at night (or during the day) from stress.
Alex needs time to fall asleep. The wind blows through the miserable hut, and its howling doesn't contribute to a good night's sleep, even if the cloak and furs save the GM from the piercing cold.
But finally, he falls asleep. Or does he? Because before him is She.

-- Alex... -- the woman shamelessly sits on Alex's stomach (who is asleep?). Her breath burns as she leans towards his face. -- I was wondering if you would find me.
Like this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ничто не возникает из ничего и ничто не пропадает бесследно.
Если где-то чего-то убудет, то в другом месте добавится.

(Закон сохранения).