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Sacred Haven of Debauchery

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Edward, in short, the story was as follows. In Iceland, there lived two very good people: One was Gunnar – a super cool warrior, a great hero, a noble man. The other was Njall – a man of rare intelligence, a connoisseur of laws. They were friends.

But their wives didn't get along at all.

And they started inciting their people against each other. As a result, Njall was burned alive along with his house, and Gunnar was declared an outlaw, but he didn't leave the island. And during the decisive battle, he fights off enemies with a bow, the string breaks, and he asks his wife to give him hair to make a new string, but the wife remembers the slap he gave her at the very beginning of the saga, sixty-five pages ago, and tells him to go away. And Gunnar dies.

In short, it's all the fault of nasty women, but think twice, Viking, before you slap them, or you might find yourself without a bowstring at the wrong moment.
Something on the level of an expedition.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers