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This is actually a photo, not a drawing!

Well, it's Arandor's fault; he confused me with the discussion about the paired contest.

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I didn't write anything about the photos... there are only three of them needed here, although two would be better.

1 - 1. I don't like classical painting, and there's nothing to praise here.
2 - 4. Cool, dynamic. The girl's nose is funny.
3 - 2. I like the drawing and the colors, but I absolutely dislike everything else.
4 - 8. Okay, this is funny.
5 - 7. Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, Dark Elves!!! 😍 The colors are bland, and overall the drawing is kind of loose, as if it wasn't finished and polished. But I'll give it a like for the Dark Elves.
6 - 5. I like the idea, but the drawing is like a bad modern imitation of classical painting, terrible perspective, absolutely awful fingers, terribly botched lighting... It's just bad.
7 - 10. Kitties!!! Everyone loves kitties!!! Almost like Luna and Artemis!!!
8 - 5. Cool, nothing more.
9 - 10. Luna and Artemis are just amazing 😍😍😍😍😍
10 - 7. Rhubarb again with his foot fetish... But it's funny, yes.
11 - 1. On one site, it's Frieren, on another, it's Frieren, in the VK chat, it's Frieren, in the store, it's Frieren. I'm afraid to open the refrigerator and look in the toilet. Sorry, but Frieren is getting on my nerves, I might be able to give an objective assessment in a few years.
12 - 1. M-m-m-m-m, how edgy, gothic, gloomy, and pompous.

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1. When you need to kick your husband out to work, but he's already had a drink in the morning and is sniffing your sleeve. 7
2. When you're teaching her how to shoot, and she's waving the cannon around haphazardly and is about to accidentally kill someone. 8
3. When she ate up the entire budget for the drawing, and all that's left of the guy is his arm. 4
4. When he swore yesterday that these mushrooms with red caps were definitely edible. And they really are edible, because you're both evil, so what's going to happen to you? 5
5. When a portrait of your ancestors hangs on your wall in a frame. 7
6. When the cigar burned a hole in the glass, hinting that you're already seeing things from all this gambling, it's time to stop. 2
7. When everything was dropped outside too. 5
8. When he decided not to work and just freeload off his girlfriend. 8
9. When everything was dropped in space too. 5
10. When socks would be better, because everyone wears them, but shoes are just... 4
11. When she's as old as a dinosaur, but you'll still be the old one compared to her.
12. When he betrayed your feelings because he called himself a "no-risk" player. 6

The previous couples were better overall...

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I couldn't find any good artwork featuring cyborgs from Mortal Kombat... 1. When you're going down into the subway, and another stupid couple is making out on the stairs 4 2. Japanese Inspector Gadget 5 3. As Orthodox people, we are against all sorts of demons 3 4. It's easy to judge by appearance... but I originally had a different option (1), which is what I should have submitted, and then another one appeared by chance (2), but it's not very original. 5. I don't like Dunmer, but these ones seem to be from House Redoran, so it's okay. 6 6. Not a great selection 3 7. Revan tricked me. He said there would be kittens, but these aren't kittens... I would have sent cute kittens if I had found them, but I wouldn't have found any (minus one point to the author for not sending kittens) 5 8. Me and my schizophrenia (probably from a music video) 4 9. There are many famous couples from cartoons, but I don't know how to evaluate them, just like the whole contest. 5 10. A shoe in the mouth or a boot in the ass? Only the strongest will make the choice 3 11. I watched a few episodes, but I still don't understand... it seems atmospheric, but most of it is boring and nothing happens, not even anything fun 7 (for the concept) 12. Where do you find such strange artwork? Either it's ugly 3D, or the cosplayers are hideous 4 It's much easier to write and vote in the morning... I recommend it to everyone

2 -- 2 What disgusting faces
3 -- 1 Fat trolling
4 -- 1 The worst beholders I've ever seen
5 -- 3 This pair of oculists is begging for it!
6 -- 9 He chose to be happy...
7 -- 7 Cats are friends of no-lifers
8 -- 2 Strange fetishes
9 -- 6 Conceptual cats
10 -- 1 Trauma from childhood...
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12 -- 7 Nebok pretends he's not an alt-account user.

3 - I don't like these artificial spheres - 5

How do you know they're artificial?..

3) Yes, I see a couple... a couple of big, juicy spheres... but I'm not a fan of these shapes. 2 out of 10.

Why is that?..

3 - 2. I like the drawing and the colors, but everything else is a definite no.

Come on, romance is a good thing...

3. When she ate up the entire drawing budget, and all that's left of the guy is his hand. 4

How do you know they're artificial?

In reality, her entire body is artificial, because without dragon magic, she actually looks like this:

I thought it would be a good idea to turn the free theme for the music contest into a contest of old songs, or a contest of remixes, or something similar. I just stumbled upon a song and was surprised by how relevant the video still is... and then I found out that it's not even the original, but a cover. Although, I had only heard this version before. It's one of those cases where the cover is better. With a song like that, I would definitely win 😎

Just a reminder about the guys...

I thought it would be a good idea to turn the free theme for the music contest into a contest of old songs, or a contest of remixes, or something similar. I just stumbled upon a song and was surprised by how relevant the video is... and then I found out that it's not even the original, but a cover. Although, I had only heard this version before. It's one of those cases where the cover is better. With a song like that, I would definitely win 😎

Just for you, I'll send you more terrible cover versions, if you insist.

The text in covers is not changed.