Golden Persimmon ~THE ENDO~

1. When you need to kick your husband out to work, but he's already had a drink in the morning and is sniffing your sleeve. 7
2. When you're teaching her how to shoot, and she's waving the cannon around haphazardly and is about to accidentally kill someone. 8
3. When she ate up the entire budget for the drawing, and all that's left of the guy is his arm. 4
4. When he swore yesterday that these mushrooms with red caps were definitely edible. And they really are edible, because you're both evil, so what's going to happen to you? 5
5. When a portrait of your ancestors hangs on your wall in a frame. 7
6. When the cigar burned a hole in the glass, hinting that you're already seeing things from all this gambling, it's time to stop. 2
7. When everything was dropped outside too. 5
8. When he decided not to work and just freeload off his girlfriend. 8
9. When everything was dropped in space too. 5
10. When socks would be better, because everyone wears them, but shoes are just... 4
11. When she's as old as a dinosaur, but you'll still be the old one compared to her.
12. When he betrayed your feelings because he called himself a "no-risk" player. 6

The previous couples were better overall...