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So, any combination is possible there... like vodka and beer, whiskey and cola, cognac and ice, etc.
although maybe not...

Nowhere does it say that they have to be a romantic couple. But that won't stop people from focusing on that aspect, as I discovered in the first contest.

I'm planning to have two buddies instead of a couple in love.

Jonathan Bree - Until We're Done — 3. Some meditative wailing. As a child, I loved visiting various esoteric shops with essential oils, protective stones, incense, and all sorts of Chinese souvenirs – that's the kind of music that played there. Background music, nothing special. And yet, I thought that only instrumentals could be so unpretentious.
Helping Hand — 8. At first, I wanted to rate it higher, but then the growl started 🤢🤢🤢 The only thing worse than music with guys who sound like they're vomiting is music with no lyrics at all. But overall, the composition is pleasant.
Zulfat - "Ochpochmak with hot tea" — 8. Arets, is that you? I don't know why, but I liked it, and I listened to it with pleasure. Apparently, as the years go by, I'm becoming less picky about music and starting to enjoy the meme-like quality 🤣
Calum Scott, Leona Lewis - You Are The Reason (Duet Version) — 6. Okay, it's decent.
GUNSHIP - Art3mis & Parzival [Official Music Video] — 4. Almost the same as in the first point, but I'll add a little for the cool retro wave.
Not a match — 5. The video doesn't open, but if it's what I think it is, let it be. Not too high because of the shittiness, not too low because of the meme-like quality.
Phantom of the Shit (Phantom of the Opera shit cover ai) — 10. "Shit" covers are a separate art form 😍 And this is a really high-quality cover of an already great song. I scream every time like it's the first time.
AD INFINITUM - Afterlife ft. Nils Molin (Official Video) | Napalm Records — 10. I was hesitant, but I'll support metal; the song is really good. I need to remember this band. We're not just about Sabaton.
Cradle Of Filth - Nymphetamine Fix — 7. Again, a guy who sounds like he's vomiting 🤢🤢🤢 It spoils the bland, but overall tolerable song.
The Hillbilly Moon Explosion - 'My Love For Evermore' (ft. Sparky from Demented Are Go) (Full Video) — 9. I really liked it; it's old-school, dynamic, and cool. I initially gave it a ten, but then it became a little monotonous.
#26 Pure Love in Kamurocho (Akiyama & Hana) Yakuza 4 — 8. I get some vaguely French vibes from this song. Overall, it's good, but not cool enough for a ten.

I should have submitted covers of that awful band to all the music contests.

Jonathan Bree - Until We're Done — 6 Too monotonous, all the good parts are in the instrumental section. After listening to it again, it even seemed okay. Helping Hand — 7 Good, it has the vibe of the 2000s. Zulfat - "Ochpochmak s goryachim chaem" — 1 I needed only half a minute to give it this rating, to be honest. Calum Scott, Leona Lewis - You Are The Reason (Duet Version) — 2 Very unpleasant voices, the music is nothing special. GUNSHIP - Art3mis & Parzival [Official Music Video] — 4 Meh... Not a match — Phantom of the Shit (Phantom of the Opera shit version ai cover) — 3 Shit version covers are funny... but not always. AD INFINITUM - Afterlife ft. Nils Molin (Official Video) | Napalm Records — 5 A solid mid-range with a plus, but it will get lost among other unremarkable songs. Cradle Of Filth - Nymphetamine Fix — 5 Like a 2, but worse. Especially the male part. The Hillbilly Moon Explosion - 'My Love For Evermore' (ft. Sparky from Demented Are Go) (Full Video) — #26 Pure Love in Kamurocho (Akiyama & Hana) Yakuza 4 — 5 Monotonous, but pleasant.

Jonathan Bree - Until We're Done — 3 Reminded me of Lana Del Rey. Musically, it's different, but there's a certain... quirkiness to it? Helping Hand — 6 It started well, but then the guy started singing like he was burping. I'd recommend some antacids. Zulfat - "Ochpochmak s goryachim chaem" — 5 I appreciate the humor, but singing with that voice... It's not a great duet either; the female vocals are just backing vocals. Calum Scott, Leona Lewis - You Are The Reason (Duet Version) — 9 Fantastic, simply amazing. GUNSHIP - Art3mis & Parzival [Official Music Video] — 7 Not bad, although it's a bit long. It could be a good entry for a video contest. Ne para — 5 It didn't play either, so I rated a similar one (hopefully): https://youtu.be/Nas4rQeSE8k?si=Cc-Dh9ExW32Z7TuR Phantom Govna (Phantom of the Opera garbage truck ai cover) — 5 I never understand why people ruin good music. I don't remember how the original Phantom of the Opera sounded, but if it had a duet, they could have submitted that and gotten a solid 8-9, without this. AD INFINITUM - Afterlife ft. Nils Molin (Official Video) | Napalm Records — 9 Yeah, rock! Cradle Of Filth - Nymphetamine Fix — 7 Also rock, but the guy is also on the verge of breaking into a burp. The Hillbilly Moon Explosion - 'My Love For Evermore' (ft. Sparky from Demented Are Go) (Full Video) — 8 Pleasant. #26 Pure Love in Kamurocho (Akiyama & Hana) Yakuza 4 — 7 Pleasant (x2), although the other one was slightly better.

In the original, it was also a duo.

but then the growling started 🤢🤢🤢 Worse than music with guys burping is music with no words at all.

Another burping guy 🤢🤢🤢

and then the guy started singing with a burp. I advise him to take some Espumisan.

but the guy is also on the verge of burping.

You haven't heard Varg's screams yet. That's when you really need to take some pills. For those who listen.

Example?

Jonathan Bree - Until We're Done — 3
Helping Hand — 5
Calum Scott, Leona Lewis - You Are The Reason (Duet Version) — 4
GUNSHIP - Art3mis & Parzival [Official Music Video] — 7
Not a Couple — 5
Phantom of Shit (Phantom of the Opera shit version ai cover) — 3
AD INFINITUM - Afterlife ft. Nils Molin (Official Video) | Napalm Records — 6
Cradle Of Filth - Nymphetamine Fix — 5
The Hillbilly Moon Explosion - 'My Love For Evermore' (ft. Sparky from Demented Are Go) (Full Video) — 5
#26 Pure Love in Kamurocho (Akiyama & Hana) Yakuza 4 — 4

Пример?

Spell of Destruction

Nowhere does it say that it has to be a romantic couple. But that won't stop people from focusing on that, as I found out in the first contest.

So, Revan clarified that in the first case, there should be a man and a woman, but in the second case, it's not necessary.

I’ll have to send the socks.

Damn, that's a good idea, too bad it's too late...