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#758
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To liven up the somewhat quiet forum and, at the same time, put an end to any future dirty insinuations regarding my elven nature, I'm posting my latest photo in my current deplorable state. As you can see, I'm definitely not an elf. I have little hair left, no trace of the "Hunter's Ice" look, my jawline is also gone (thankfully, I have some beard), I have dark circles under my eyes, my skin isn't in the best condition, and I've lost a lot of weight. Besides, this photo is nicely enhanced with Photoshop; I look even worse in real life. So, I don't have any "alt" characters. And why would I need them, since I'm not a hardcore player 🤷‍♂️
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#759
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Where do we go?
Where do we end up when we save the world?
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#760
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>tries to prove that appearance doesn't matter
posts a photo of his incredibly handsome face
Classic. He probably also has a height of at least 1 meter 90.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
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#761
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🙄 And where did you see me being a giant… you’re probably just trolling me, making fun of me. I’m 183 cm tall in the morning, and by evening, I shrink to 181 cm. So, I definitely can’t be an elf, not in any way 😔
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#762
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Of course, not an elf. A Númenórean. His height is indeed not 190, but that's okay; the Dúnedain have become somewhat smaller in the modern era.
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The average height for men was approximately 213.5 cm, and when the Dúnedain became smaller, the average height for a man became approximately 193 cm. The eyes of the Númenóreans shone like stars and were either gray (descendants of the House of Beor) or blue (descendants of the House of Hador). The hair color also varied depending on origin: Hador – golden, Beor – dark.
 

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#763
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To liven up the quieted forum a bit and at the same time nip any future dirty insinuations about my elfishness in the bud, I'm posting my fresh photo in my current deplorable state. As you can see, I'm no elf. Little hair remains, no hunter eyes to speak of, no jawline either (a beard of sorts saves me), bags under my eyes, skin not in its best condition, I've lost a lot of weight. Moreover, this photo is generously seasoned with Photoshop; in real life I look worse. So I have no alt girls. And why would I need them, since I'm not a lifer 🤷‍♂️

Look carefully at the man in the attached photo. Can you imagine this man crying and typing with trembling fingers on his phone to some incoherent slut to tell her about his feelings for her? Can you imagine him letting a fat mom with a fetus in her arms cut ahead of him in line? Or that he works for six months handing out flyers to buy himself an iPhone? Do you see in him a man who is embarrassed to tell his parents that for his twenty-fourth birthday he wants to have a drink with friends? 
Now look at him again. Do you see stylish branded clothes on him? Is he covered in swollen muscles and thick veins? Does he have the looks of a movie actor or a male model? Is there an expensive car behind him? 
Look at this man again and ask yourself, what's wrong with him? Why is there iron in his gaze, steel in his posture, and lead instead of skin?
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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#764
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Do you see any stylish, branded clothes on him?
Yes.
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Is he covered in bulging muscles and thick veins?
Maybe, let's wait for a topless photo.
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Does he have the looks of a movie actor or a male model?
Actually, yes.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
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#765
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Yes.
A cheap t-shirt for 3 hryvnias, and it's not even my size. As it turns out, it's hard to buy decent quality t-shirts in the right size abroad as well. I'll have to print them myself.
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Maybe we're waiting for topless photos.
No.
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He lost a lot of weight.
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Actually, yes.
Considering that Danny DeVito can be a movie actor... well, I clearly don't have what it takes to be a model.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#766
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Have you seen modern models? They already feature people with obesity, severe dystrophy, Down syndrome, and other peculiarities. And their appearance is far from aesthetically pleasing. So, it's not a valid argument.

Графомания путешественника

Хроники сражений:

Бои Стэфании I, II

Турнир: А/Ч, А/З, Н/А

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Well, a woman came along and put everything in its place, or rather, she put me in a row with overweight, emaciated, and mentally challenged people, and you call that a chad 😭 But seriously, I was looking for a winter jacket and came across this guy:



He's a real chad. No wonder he works as a model. Do I need to explain how different we are?

Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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#768
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If I were single, I wouldn't go on a date with someone like that. He looks like the kind of guy who would measure the shape of my head and talk about the Third Reich.

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By the way, where in my words about models did you see that you fall into the categories described above?

Графомания путешественника

Хроники сражений:

Бои Стэфании I, II

Турнир: А/Ч, А/З, Н/А

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#769
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Looks like someone who would measure the shape of my head and talk about the Third Reich.
But in reality, I'm the one who will talk about the Third Reich and measure your head 👀
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By the way, where in my words about models did you see that you belong to the categories described above?
Just kidding.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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This armor is simply overpowered.
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#771
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At first, it seemed like samurai armor, and the wires on the right are a sword.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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