Forum members.

To liven up the quieted forum a bit and at the same time nip any future dirty insinuations about my elfishness in the bud, I'm posting my fresh photo in my current deplorable state. As you can see, I'm no elf. Little hair remains, no hunter eyes to speak of, no jawline either (a beard of sorts saves me), bags under my eyes, skin not in its best condition, I've lost a lot of weight. Moreover, this photo is generously seasoned with Photoshop; in real life I look worse. So I have no alt girls. And why would I need them, since I'm not a lifer 🤷‍♂️

Look carefully at the man in the attached photo. Can you imagine this man crying and typing with trembling fingers on his phone to some incoherent slut to tell her about his feelings for her? Can you imagine him letting a fat mom with a fetus in her arms cut ahead of him in line? Or that he works for six months handing out flyers to buy himself an iPhone? Do you see in him a man who is embarrassed to tell his parents that for his twenty-fourth birthday he wants to have a drink with friends? 
Now look at him again. Do you see stylish branded clothes on him? Is he covered in swollen muscles and thick veins? Does he have the looks of a movie actor or a male model? Is there an expensive car behind him? 
Look at this man again and ask yourself, what's wrong with him? Why is there iron in his gaze, steel in his posture, and lead instead of skin?