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#591
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Well, like with Luke Skywalker.
А, вот почему.

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#592
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Judging by Koshey’s and my preferences, 15 years ago I recommended choosing candidates not from the top, but from the bottom. And Hermit is actually the most successful.
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#593
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otherwise, Canada doesn't just accept anyone.
by the way, Imaris is ranked higher than me

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#594
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I remember Hermit once wrote that he was still a virgin at 40. So, quoting his signature:
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It's not as bad as you think. It's much worse!
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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If Hermit, during hypothetical dates, spouted the same nonsense in the name of the Moon as he did in the thread about politics back then, he would have remained a virgin, both at 180 cm and at 230 cm.
А, вот почему.

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#596
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No. If you're an elf, you can spout any nonsense. Or just stay silent, and everything will still be fine.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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On the contrary, I've read many stories about how girls ran away from seemingly perfect handsome men, as soon as they opened their mouths and revealed their quirks.
А, вот почему.

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If there were no photo proofs of elven qualities, it’s unlikely. But being rejected by someone who is considered “lower” than an elf is quite possible. If you don’t measure up to the elf’s standards, you need to compensate with something: money, charisma, the ability to communicate, shared interests, etc. Once, a mother’s friend’s son was rejected because he wasn’t a musician. If he had been a true elf or a musician, that wouldn’t have happened. An elf can only ruin things if they do absolutely nothing, simply ignoring and avoiding everyone.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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On the contrary, I'm happy to believe it. I was periodically messaged privately with the intention of getting to know me, first on ICQ, when it was still popular, and then on VK. In the best-case scenario, they would get fixated on "Send a photo, let's meet in real life, I don't want to communicate through text." In the worst-case scenario, they would start with something explicit – "Let's have sex." At least they didn't send dick pics, which is a plus. At some point, I just started snapping at them because they were getting on my nerves. Then I got smarter and started trolling them. I never once felt the urge to find out what these smart guys looked like because even Luke Skywalker's appearance wouldn't save them from my ignore list.
Separately, I'd like to mention the pterodactyl-like screeching from dialogues like this:
"Oh, you're so smart and beautiful, the best girl in the world, let's get to know each other!"
"Sorry, I don't want to."
"Well, go f*** yourself, you b****, ugly, stupid c***."
А, вот почему.

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Well, you didn't even have a photo, and yet a lot of people were writing to you biggrin They hadn't even seen your photo yet, and they were already suggesting meeting up. Do I need to say how likely it is that a man will receive messages from people who want to get to know him and invite him to a meeting if he doesn't have a photo? 😏
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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To be fair, I once met someone who looked like an elf. He was, to put it mildly, a very uninteresting conversationalist. So, good looks without an interesting personality are completely useless.
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#602
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Drakkosha
She would separately screech like a pterodactyl during dialogues:
"Oh, you're so smart and beautiful, the best girl in the world, let's get to know each other!"
"Sorry, I don't want to."
"Well, go f*** yourself, you b****, ugly, stupid idiot."
You're talking about online chats here, but I had the pleasure of hearing similar dialogues in real life back in the "pre-Dota" days. :D

Ничто не возникает из ничего и ничто не пропадает бесследно.
Если где-то чего-то убудет, то в другом месте добавится.

(Закон сохранения).

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If there were no photo proofs of his elven nature, then it's unlikely. But it's quite possible that he was rejected because he was below the level of an elf. If you don't measure up to an elf, you need to compensate with something: money, charisma, the ability to talk, common interests, etc. A friend's son was once rejected because he wasn't a musician. If he had been a true elf or a musician, that wouldn't have happened. An elf can only ruin things if he does absolutely nothing, just ignores everyone and avoids them.
She broke up with the elf-musician after 1.5 months of dating because she realized that he wasn't a good match for her as a person. I don't know if he was a virgin before meeting me, but if he was, he kept his "flower" intact.

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You're talking about online conversations here, but I had the pleasure of hearing similar dialogues in person back in the "pre-Dota" days.
I think you can still hear that kind of thing in clubs today. I haven't been to one personally, but I remember amazing stories from acquaintances about how various dubious guys would hit on them on the dance floor. And some were even tried to be dragged by the hand into the bathroom, following the example of Comrade Leslie.
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To be fair, I once met a guy who looked like a half-elf. He was, to put it mildly, a boring conversationalist. So, good looks without an interesting personality are useless.
You don't need it, most people don't.

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I think you can still hear that kind of thing in clubs today. I haven't been to one myself, but I remember amazing stories from acquaintances about how all sorts of dubious guys would hit on them on the dance floor. And some were even tried to be dragged into the bathroom by the hand, following the example of Leslie.
There are a lot of goblins in such places. And there are more of them than women. They listen to all sorts of Leslies and think it works. But they don't realize that it only works for elves.
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I broke up with an elf musician after 1.5 months of relationship because I realized that he doesn't suit me as a person. I don't know if he was a virgin before meeting me, but if he was, then he kept his "flower" then.
It's not about the profession, but about the essence. And the essence is that you need to somehow compensate for not being an elf.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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