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Biological girls don't have a meat sausage...

just a bun.

Nah, that could be a Heroes player.

Could you share a couple of secrets on how to become one? Have you been playing basketball since you were 6? What do you eat? Maybe you know some exercises?

There's nothing particularly special. As a child, I went to two martial arts classes, then I ran, then I played tag. Now I don't exercise much, but I constantly stretch and warm up, maybe it somehow stretches the joints and spine. I eat meat, fish, and cheese, fruits and vegetables (but less of them lately), I drink buckets of coffee, and I don't eat bread or sugar. Also, no pasta, dumplings, and not too much porridge, rice, or buckwheat. I've been consuming tons of chicken eggs my whole life; that's probably the main constant in my diet. Try it, maybe it will work for you.

Shak is still bigger, so for now Shak is number one. Do you know Podkolzin? He's an alright guy, a comrade, though bald and old.

By the way, all my ogre brothers here are interested in what kind of people you are. HeroesWorld is popular in Chelyaba.

No, but the last name is funny.

Not sure. The guy is 228 cm tall. It won't be very funny if he ambushes you in an alley.

He's not 180 units wide. You can find a list of the heaviest characters on Wikipedia.

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Loken, you know what? What's the main problem when trying to grow taller? The main problem is that the head needs to get bigger. The skull needs to expand. And how do you do that? I don't know.

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And the leg also needs to get bigger. But most importantly, the arms need to get bigger. Mine are too small.

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My cactus has grown really big. I think I'll go to the forest and replant it, otherwise it won't fit in the room soon.

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Dennis, they say he's grown even more. Yeah, he's lucky. Dennises are big, San'ki are small.

Increasing the size of the head is not beneficial; it will put pressure on the shoulders and neck, and besides, the larger the brain, the more terrifying the awareness of existential horror. Legs and spine – perfect.

How will you grow if you don't grow your head? Everything must increase, even your… you know. I read somewhere that Mozart could play the piano with his eyes closed. Now that's impressive, I get it. I've always envied all those pianists, how they play such complex things? Not like me and Sanya, we're small and stupid. I can only play something primitive, a single note. I'm not very good at guitar either. I tried to learn from a book, but I didn't understand anything.

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I have a new character in Diablo – a Paladin named Vovchik. I've never played Paladins before, so I decided to try it out.

It’s better to play Arcanum. There you can play as an Orc.

I did some calculations, Locken. The arm should be 17-20 units longer than the torso. And the fingers should be longer, respectively. The shoulders are 15 units wider than the torso. The foot is 5 units longer than the torso. In general, it's a whole laboratory analysis, basically. Everything is complicated.

Probably, it's exactly like in cartoons. You lie there in a laboratory, and they enlarge you.

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While Vovchik is running around all pumped up. I upgraded his fire aura and protective auras against fire, cold, and lightning. But in the second act, I think he's going to get his butt kicked. He started on hardcore, everything is serious.



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I need to deal with Durik. Even a Necromancer and a Barbarian have a hard time taking him down. I think maybe a Holy Freeze will work, and a good one-handed weapon. And I need to upgrade Holy Shield, block, maybe we'll win.

I've never managed to complete anything worthwhile with an Amazon. I always get killed at the beginning. In general, I currently have 2 Sorceresses, 3 Necromancers, and 2 Barbarians.

And in Diablo 3, I have a Sorceress, a Barbarian, a Necromancer, and a Mage.

And what about Diablo 4?

Kalaurs the Ogre was killed.

I don't plan on playing Diablo 4; the woman in the picture looks scary.

First, their aunts scare them, and then they ask: "Why don't I have a girlfriend?"

Hot aunt, I've seen pictures of her...