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And where does your cat poop then???

What about your favorite and her little one? Did you abandon them? 😱

Well, it also depends on the parents, although the Nebka option with a private house is definitely a good one. I just don't really want to live outside the city.

For a long time, I thought that I had a normal relationship with my parents, and everything was fine. Sure, I'm stupid, lazy, clumsy, good for nothing, I'm never right, I don't do anything useful, and I just get in everyone's way, but that's just how I am, what can you do? But then I joined a creative chat, and it slowly started to dawn on me.

So, where does your cat poop then???

It doesn't exist.

What about your favorite and her little one? Did you abandon them? 😱

I started taking pills, and they disappeared...

But... How... How can we live without a cat... Who will poop in our shoes, meow at night, sit on our faces, and who will we love, after all...

If I had a cat and it damaged my anime figure, it would be flying off the balcony that same day...

If an anime figurine were to harm my cat, it would immediately be thrown off the balcony.

If my balcony were to ruin the flight, it would immediately knock off the anime figure.

I have a cat that doesn't poop in slippers, doesn't sit on my face, but instead prefers to sit on my arms or legs (when we're sleeping), and doesn't damage figurines or other items in the house. In short, a well-behaved cat (or dog) is a must-have in any home.

My cat only ruins the sofa because scratching posts are for losers. But in general, she's super neat. She's run across the table with a lit aromatherapy lamp countless times and hasn't even burned the house down yet 🤣. I have an open shelf with all sorts of souvenirs and figurines, and the cat doesn't even look at it. She misbehaves in other ways. She runs across tables, drags sausage skins out of the trash, and loves to play with metal objects. And she can't stand being held. She never sits on laps. Either next to me or on top of me, like in the picture I posted.

I don't even have a cat, anime figurines, or even a balcony.

Okay, okay, I'll at least admit that cats are better than dogs. At least they don't turn the snow brown-yellow every winter and don't attack people.

I've encountered aggressive Cottons that would attack people.

I've heard similar stories too. But these seem to be more isolated incidents. Dogs exhibit this behavior more systematically, especially stray dogs. No pack of stray cats has ever torn a person to pieces just for walking by.