Sacred Haven of Debauchery

My cat only ruins the sofa because scratching posts are for losers. But in general, she's super neat. She's run across the table with a lit aromatherapy lamp countless times and hasn't even burned the house down yet 🤣. I have an open shelf with all sorts of souvenirs and figurines, and the cat doesn't even look at it. She misbehaves in other ways. She runs across tables, drags sausage skins out of the trash, and loves to play with metal objects. And she can't stand being held. She never sits on laps. Either next to me or on top of me, like in the picture I posted.