Posts from 🍁Nine Ancient Obelisks Auto-translated

🐱🐲: I agree. By the way, Yashchur, listen to Jack; NPCs don't say nonsense, and potions with random effects are a good idea.

Listen to Jack? Then, according to his advice, we should also give up magic. But if Yashchur listens to this advice, Erika will only have to drink poison and end it there. A fresh fly agaric potion would be just right. So, damn... some people are just born with talent (to hell... what good is this talent to them, they already have everything great), but Erika, you see, is told "You won't succeed"...
So, first, the talent, and then maybe the rest of the "experiments"...

🐱🐲: Hehe.
⛓️♿: I'm telling you, she's lying. Listen to her more, and she'll say even more nonsense.
🐱🐲: Haven't had any injuries lately, I see?
⛓️♿: Can we not?
🎪🏹: Leave Guiyoshi alone!
🐱🐲: What are you going to do to me?
🎪🏹: I'll tell everyone what kind of fanfiction you read on Ao3!
🐱🐲: I'll be quiet, I'll be quiet...

NPCs won't say anything nonsensical.

That's quite a statement...

🎪🏹, ⛓️♿, 🐱🐲

By the way, who are you guys? I don't recognize you in this makeup...

By the way, who are you guys? I don't recognize you in this makeup...

These are the Persians from the previous Revan expansion. Does Erika definitely have a chance to unlock the magic eye? I somehow missed this moment in the rules.

The Persians from the previous Revan expansion. Does Erika definitely have a chance to unlock the magic eye? Because I somehow missed this in the rules.

It's stated that it's random with a 13% chance. So, it should happen once out of 8 times.

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Do these characters have names? Or are they called "Bow," "Wheelchair," and "Some animals"?:D

🐱🐲: I'm not just a character; I am Kosh herself. Dragon + cat, you know. And let those idiots introduce themselves and explain their emojis.
🎪🏹: You're the idiot, author. I'm Beata, and I should have a crossbow instead of a bow, but they haven't invented a crossbow emoji yet, and even Kosh's smart keyboard suggests a bow emoji when I type "crossbow." And I have a circus tent because I grew up in a traveling circus, and my main profession is a circus performer. Well, I also did a bit of banditry, but that's just a hobby, and I've given it up and now live honestly.
⛓️♿: And I'm Guyon. I'm in a wheelchair because in the previous game, I collected all the injuries, got beaten up by everyone I could, and earned a reputation as the luckiest chump in the entire history of the game. And I have chains because Kosh drew the bonus "Your character has a slave" at the beginning of the game, and I got beaten up not only in the game itself but also in the biography, where I was captured by bandits, cursed with a spell of obedience, sold into slavery to the Dark Lunarians, and then Beata bought me from them...
🎪🏹: Well, at least let's not lie to other players? I didn't buy you; I purchased you. After all, you were my slave at the start of the game.
⛓️♿: Beata, in your case, there's not much difference, seriously. You're the best thing that could have happened to me. And anyway, I broke free from the curse about a month before the end of the game, so I'm technically a former slave.
🐱🐲: Yeah, yeah, go ahead and make out here. One game wasn't enough; you have to annoy everyone around you with your love story here too.
🎪🏹: You're the one who created us this way; all complaints go to you.
🐱🐲: Okay, guys, let's not go too off-topic; I'm already trying to limit myself to one or two posts a day so as not to bother the players.
🎪🏹, ⛓️♿: Ok.

It should work once out of eight times.

Well, yes, but only on average, with a sample size of a hundred Eric units or more...

Well, yes, but only on average, based on a sample of a hundred Eric and more...

Want a brief course on probability theory from Yashur? Alright, here's a "brief course on probability theory," but a little later... For now, all attention on Eric...

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🎪🏹: I'm Beata, and I should have a crossbow instead of a bow, but they haven't invented a crossbow emoji, and even Kosha's smart keyboard suggests a bow emoji when she types "crossbow."
⛓️♿: And I'm Gion. I'm in a wheelchair because in the last game, I collected all the injuries, got beaten up by everyone I could, and earned the reputation of being the luckiest champ in the entire history of the game. And the chains are because Kosha pulled the bonus "Your character has a slave" at the beginning of the game, and I got beaten up not only in the game itself but also in the biography, where I was captured by bandits, cursed with a spell of obedience, sold into slavery to the Dark Lunarians, and then Beata bought me out of slavery...

Nice to meet you, Beata and Gion. I'm Yashur. And I'm not evil at all, but very kind. I just really hate probabilities. No, not percentages (Kosha is deceiving you!), but specifically probabilities. Especially when they differ from reality. I have nothing against percentages as such.

🐱🐲: I'm not a character; I'm actually Kosha herself. Dragon + cat.

You have to put on so much makeup to be unrecognizable...

Do these characters have names? Or are they called "Bow," "Wheelchair," and "Some kind of animals"?

Biba and Boba

An Interview with Her Majesty Lunamaria es Diesra Arual Daughter of Empress Naria — Aconia, ruler of the heart of the Church of Anushish, Margel: a little about the one who stands behind these majestic names.  ... — Now, in the days following the conclusion of the "Dahlia Petals" treaty, many readers are undoubtedly curious about what awaits the countries of the former empire in the future, so allow me to ask: what views does Your Majesty hold regarding the Schism of Velfern a quarter of a century ago?  — Those who traded away Margel's grace in exchange for an ephemeral sense of sovereignty are unworthy of a place in Our heart, but the truth of history is evident: on the world map, the prestige of Margel and the es Diesra Arual dynasty has suffered negligible damage, and the grand essence of the Land of the Sun has been in no way affected.  — That is hard to argue with! Margel is not without reason considered the best place to live, especially in such turbulent times! The center of scientific and technological progress, the heart of religious life, home to the world's strongest fleet and army, cities with the highest standard of living... One might even say that Your Majesty's subjects have only benefited from the empire's Schism! Regarding the City of the Sun, does Your Majesty have any favorite places there? — Margel is akin to Our body; choosing a favorite limb or organ holds no meaning. — ... Fair enough!.. Allow me to note that Your Majesty's current appearance evokes associations with Shiho — is it a coincidence that Empress Naria, in her world-famous interview, showed readers a photo of her portrait in a similar style? Also, looking at those elegant-looking swords, would it be correct to assume that Your Majesty practices fencing?  — There are no coincidences in the universe — that was precisely Our design; as for the sword, it is to Us like an extension of the arm: between my sister, as well as the right and left pillars, We have never lacked sources of martial knowledge.  — Speaking of Your Majesty's sister and, incidentally, a sort of predecessor of mine, allow me to borrow her words and ask: what does an average day of Your Majesty roughly look like?  — Our day begins at the moment of arbitrary awakening: We do not torment Our heart with thoughts of the sun's position in the sky or the hands on a clock. Sometimes it may be early morning, sometimes past noon, and sometimes close to the start of night. Excepting important state affairs requiring Our prompt attention, We do not plan events in advance and spend time on those matters toward which Our soul feels drawn at any given moment. The shackles of time constraints exist for the prisoners of modernity, which We are not.  — I see... But are there not any routine matters with which Your Majesty is burdened every day? For instance, surely Your Majesty's divine beauty requires considerable effort and time?  — No. Whether in sleep or wakefulness, by day or by night, Our beauty is constant, requiring neither effort nor time; it is as natural and inevitable as the presence of the moon, the sun, and the stars in the sky. — Wow! Your Majesty makes me and all our female readers feel painful pangs of envy! To help us distract ourselves from the complexes of imperfection before imperial splendor, I shall move on to a blitz — a series of short questions. So... What is Your Majesty's height? — The length of Our body from the top of the head to the soles of the feet is one hundred and seventy-five centimeters.  — Your Majesty's favorite dish and drink? — Something different from what We tasted the previous time. We prefer new flavors and experiences. — What does Your Majesty associate with beauty in the natural world?  — The full moon and autumn maple leaves.  — Oh! The same answer as King Tiozar's! Perhaps it is on this very basis that Your Majesty befriended him?.. So, Your Majesty's favorite color? — Scarlet.  — Judging by Your Majesty's attire today, that is quite evident!.. What kind of man must be worthy of Your Majesty's hand?  — In status, character, and worldview, he must be Our exact copy. — Oh, I think this information will greatly upset ninety-nine... No, one hundred percent of the planet's male population... If Your Majesty had the opportunity to restore Anushish's connection with space, what would Your Majesty do? — We would destroy that opportunity. — Is there a musical performer whose performances and talent Your Majesty ranks above all others? — At present, that is Kisa Soraë. — O-oh! Such praise makes my patriotic little heart beat faster with pride!.. How does Your Majesty imagine life without the royal burden? — Our fate and the fate of Margel are one.  — In that case, is there anything Your Majesty would like to convey to the residents of the former provinces of Velfern?  — Obey — and live; defy — and perish.  — What... Powerful words!  ... For readers from the Kingdom of Asuguh: This publication was presented by Cherry Muzzard and is largely a tribute to the interview with Her Highness Naria es Diesra Arual of the year 975, which anyone may review in the great library of Sizki.

On the road, Asmidul finishes reading the interview he bought the day before.

Having finished reading the interview, Asmidul simultaneously covers half the distance to Onkaiha.

Having finished reading the interview, Asmidul has already covered half the distance to Onkaiha.

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One could even say that the subjects of Your Majesty only benefited from the Schism of the empire!

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Beautiful and very pompous. And who is the father?