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Sitting here, playing games like little kids, while Smol Sanya and his crew are working as movers and mechanics for you. Who will build up the country? Your parents are already old. You should be ashamed, Siver.

You're just sitting here, gaining weight like an ogre, while Count Orlov is fighting the war for you. Who's going to die in the war? Your parents are already old. You should be ashamed, Sanek.

As I understand it, is it impossible to play as a hybrid?

Well, technically you can, but in the end, everything will work poorly – both magic and technology.

you can play as a hybrid. mage-warrior-rogue, but without the mage).

What about the Cleric?

I played as a warrior-fighter-mechanic, and it was a 10/10 experience. The point isn't to dump all your skill points into schematics like a nerd, but to choose the best ones, wear electro-armor with mechanical weapons, and handle everything else normally. It's more interesting than spamming "harm" spells as a mage for 200 hours. Plus, mages in this setting are underpowered; playing as one feels like playing as a half-orc.

and I was leveling up Necromancy to summon spirits from dead bodies and chat with them... I'm just a sociable guy, I also leveled up Charisma.

Yesterday, I saw a guy at the store; he was about 10 centimeters taller than me. And he was from the Zuis clan. Some of them get quite tall. I should ask them how they manage it.

By the way, my mom isn't old yet.

Transplant his stem cells into yourself.

My fingers have gotten a little thicker. Though, they’re short anyway. I’m walking around and stretching.

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We should have played Silver instead. It’s a cool quest, even though it’s old.

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Transplant his stem cells.

I’ll download it from YouTube.

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I just remembered that we used to play hide-and-seek back in the 90s. There was this game – we’d draw a circle near the entrance. Whoever hit it first won. You had to stand by the circle and not look while everyone hid, and then count to 20. Then you’d go look for them. I almost always lost because I was a big kid, and they always found me. And I ran poorly then, and I still run the same way now.

See, being huge isn't all that great. In an armed conflict, it's also easier to be taken down. You can believe me, there are more downsides than upsides.

Watched the "Steel" trailer with Shaq. He's in a robot suit, and when I saw it, I was genuinely blown away. Learn from this, Count Orlov. Added bike rides around the house to my training program. It's cool to ride around with a flashlight in the evenings. Blizzard promised to improve the drop rates for runes and uniques, but in all 5 years, I only found an Ohm rune. Morning, look at this handsome guy:

Here’s another interesting fact. I’ve been playing Diablo since school, which basically means since the original version. That’s almost 25 years. And in all that time, I’ve NEVER gotten a Jordan Ring! Not even once. Blizzard is truly clueless.

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We have a store in our city that sells shoes for giants, sizes 49-50. Men’s, of course. I’m a little hesitant to buy anything, though, because if my mom finds out, she’ll yell like crazy.

It will yell and then stop.

In my opinion, the desire to become a cybernetic organism or cyborg is cooler than being a giant. The latter is still made of flesh and blood, and health problems will eventually arise, but if you are partially a machine, this problem will not exist, or it will be easily solved.