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After the simulation, Radi ends up here:

Flame of Vice: Voice (Singer)

Find a song in the style of your character.

And performs:



After that, he adds the final touch by performing the same dance as he did some time ago in the headquarters.

Flame of Vice: Dance (Dancer)

Find a video of a dance in the style of your character.

Stubborn Harold has no intention of giving up, and therefore demands a rematch! This time, he manages not to be completely defeated in the first five minutes of the "Communism" game.

Harold Skufinson receives 50 points of vice.

Juventius Amm decides to try his hand at acting. His experience as a ladies' man immediately yields some results.

Juventius Amm receives 100 points of vice.

After these trials, both citizens go to rest in their respective headquarters.

Meanwhile, with K'earak:

There was a lot of sex here, but we won't show it to you.

– And why did I do this... – thought the fox after the field tests of his updated undead body. – On the other hand, it's so in the spirit of our race...

– Oh yes, finally a worthy lover! The guards are too focused on their duties. Especially Derevos... it's hard to find someone suitable among these workers. Sometimes it's so depressing! – Kayla began to confide.

– An undead fox and a necromancer... how romantic! – K'earak drawled.

– Yes! – Kayla smiled, which was very unusual for her. – The undead are not just some animated corpses. They are a higher form of life, free from some of the shortcomings of mortal flesh!

Looking at the naked necromancer again, pressed against his body, K'earak thought that his plans for the day had gone a little off course, and therefore he soon politely said goodbye to Kayla and went to the actors.

Impressed by the undead fox and his abilities, Kayla gave him a ring as a keepsake.

K'earak receives the item Ring of Death Mastery (Jewelry. Slot: Ornament. Effect: +10% resistance to all effects and damage from the Death source).

Meanwhile, with Derevos:

It seems that he has been visited by dark visions about a shift change at the factory again...

Meanwhile, with Albrecht:

He doesn't find those very watermelon-loving dancers; instead, his feet lead him to the main stronghold of the Sorntarnites, where a stunningly beautiful woman, surrounded by six elite incubi, majestically surveys the festival grounds from a platform. However, Albrecht has already seen her.

– What does Captain Warren want me to convey? – Salitil asked.



Meanwhile, with Radianta:

The girl finally comes to her senses and goes all out.

Despite Radianta's clearly amateur striptease skills, her performance is well received. The same goes for the other two performances. All this takes a lot of mental and physical strength from the seductress, and therefore she needs rest.

Radianta O'Mila receives 450 points of vice.

Even back in the days of Twilight, we knew that undead aren't exactly great lovers – the blood doesn't flow where it needs to, which causes problems with erections...

According to my lore, the undead don't have blood flowing through them, but rather necrotic energy.

Necromachines, son!

By the way, originally there was a plan to create an organization for Necromancers and the undead.

Meanwhile, with Albrecht:

He can't find those watermelon-loving dancers; instead, his feet lead him to the main stronghold of the Stronghold faction, where a breathtakingly beautiful woman, surrounded by six elite incubi, surveys the festival grounds from a raised platform. However, Albrecht has seen her before.

– What message does Captain Warren have for me? – Salitil inquired.

- You're not *that* breathtakingly beautiful, - Albrecht would have said if he were Heaven.

- At the moment, I have no messages from Lord Warren, - Albrecht replied calmly, thinking that it's not right to neglect debts, especially if it involves a watermelon.

Who knows, maybe those dancers are still actively searching for a watermelon...

If Salitil could read Nebochka's mind, she would consider him to have no taste.

– So, what? And what are you doing here?

Who knows, maybe those dancers are still actively searching for a watermelon...

If Salitil could read Nebochka's mind, she would consider him to have no taste.

– So, what? And what are you doing here then?

- Your dancer-subjects owe me a watermelon.

For a few moments, Salitil and her succubi stare intently at Albrecht.

– Watermelon? Could this delicacy bring you particular pleasure?

- To some extent, I'm a fan of watermelons, - Albrecht replied vaguely. - Besides, debts should be paid.

There, you could perform three actions before resting, right?

Added 49 minutes later
Smiling at Albrecht's joke, Derevos decides to tell his favorite joke from his old man:

- Scientists decided to conduct an experiment. They locked a subject in an absolutely airtight room with no gaps, gave him three steel balls, and watched what would happen. For the experiment, they chose a Kai, a Ketsirai, and a Northerner. They placed them in separate rooms. The next day, they checked to see what each one was doing. The Kai is sitting there, rolling the balls. They looked in on the Ketsirai - he's sitting there, meditating. The bearded one is sitting there, looking gloomy, and he only has one ball in his hand. They ask him, "Where are the other two?" - "I broke one, and I lost the other." Haha! - wiping a tear from the corner of his eye, he leaves the podium.

A little later, he moves on to poetry:
- This short piece is dedicated to all those who, with their tireless work, support and develop life in our beautiful kingdom. Even if fatigue sometimes takes over and plunges us into fleeting apathy, know that our efforts do not go unnoticed, and any difficulties should be overcome with a smile.

Placing his hand on his hardworking heart, he reads:

I get up at five in the morning -
It's time for me to go to the factory.
Working with inspiration -
It's just a pleasure.
The crowd walks along in a daze,
There are many like me here.
But I'm a little sad -
My stomach is empty.

I stand at the machine all day -
I fulfill my daily quota.
I like my job,
Even though I'm yawning.
And after that, I drag myself home -
I eat, drink, and go to bed.
But I'll get a bonus,
Honor and respect.

They'll give me a vacation in December,
Or maybe even in November.
And if I'm lucky, in May,
And I'll get to sunbathe.
I'm happy with my life.
Work is a wonderful thing.
And my family is proud of me,
So how can I not have a drink!

Something went wrong for Kearak in his acting performance. He was given the role of a human traveler who was constantly unlucky on his return journey. As they say, it's nice to wander in remote places... but getting there and back is a different story.As a result, Kearak failed the task, as portraying the pitiful suffering of an inferior race turned out to be beyond him. And he didn't really want to, to be honest. However, a few sympathetic viewers were found among the audience.

Having finished, the fox went to the House of Pink Flowers. To rest and finally present his updated appearance to the matriarch.

Kearak receives 75 points of vice.

Meanwhile, with Derevos:

Many didn't understand his jokes... but nevertheless, the anecdote pleased the northern audience, and the poem earned a certain respect from the astrologers of the Empire.

– Forward, working class!

After that, our guard got a little tired. Perhaps he should return to the Stronghold to rest. Fortunately, the captain was still busy with the First Minister.

Derevos receives 200 points of vice.

Meanwhile, with Albrecht:

– Then why don't we play a very nice game? – Salitil clapped her hands, and the cultists brought in three different watermelons. – Choose your own destiny! It's very simple.

Albrecht was faced with a difficult choice.

The first watermelon was green on the outside and red on the inside, the second was black on the inside and purple on the outside, and the third was red on the outside and pink on the inside.

Meanwhile, with Radianta:

After a while, two of Mellon Walden's adopted thieves approached the looter.

– We're going back to the Rampart. Are you coming with us? – asked Amorin.

– It's already safe there, the task for the leader was as simple as it could be, – assured Xaia.

It should be noted that Radianta still did not have the strength for further actions, either at the festival or outside of it.

Meanwhile, with Juvenius:

The elderly cultist rested according to all the rules of the Sorn-Tarn cult and was ready to continue acting without the help of the AAN (Automatic Astral Pilot).

Meanwhile, with Harold:

The power of the AAN sends him to the academic bathhouse. Northerners are allowed in there very reluctantly, but they are still allowed in. However, besides the purest pleasure, this event does not give Harold anything else. He returns to the Rampart of mercenaries with only warm memories.

The weary Radianta responded with an equally weary nod.

After sitting on the bench for a while and realizing that it wasn't very comfortable, Dervos remembered the criminal and gloomily headed towards the Stronghold, where all the records were probably already being checked.

Albrecht faced a difficult choice.

The first watermelon was green on the outside and red on the inside, the second was black on the inside and purple on the outside, and the third was red on the outside and pink on the inside.

Bye everyone!

After thinking for a moment, Albrecht chooses the purple and black one.

Radiant and Co. return to the Rampart. By that time, the traces of the Brown Banner knights’ presence have already disappeared. Only Mellen Volden remains, filing her nails. “Did everything go smoothly?” the leader asks. Xayah and Amora respond in the affirmative and recount what happened at the festival. “Very good. Our part of the job is done.” On this note, the Rampart members go their separate ways. It seems that a moment of peace has arrived. **Meanwhile, with Derevos:** Our brave guard returns first. Contrary to his gloomy expectations, it seems as if no strangers were ever in the citadel. All the documents are in place. However, at some point, in a random corridor, Derevos encounters a stranger who is clearly not in the best shape. This was especially evident from the shackles marked with the designation of a particularly dangerous criminal. This designation is quite rare, but nevertheless, Derevos has never heard of such a prisoner. **Meanwhile, with Albrecht:** Black on the inside, purple on the outside. To Albrecht’s possible surprise, this turns out to be only the first round. The selection continues! Now, three more watermelons are brought out: completely white, completely yellow, and completely blue.