Happy Life
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There, you could perform three actions before resting, right?
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Smiling at Albrecht's joke, Derevos decides to tell his favorite joke from his old man:
- Scientists decided to conduct an experiment. They locked a subject in an absolutely airtight room with no gaps, gave him three steel balls, and watched what would happen. For the experiment, they chose a Kai, a Ketsirai, and a Northerner. They placed them in separate rooms. The next day, they checked to see what each one was doing. The Kai is sitting there, rolling the balls. They looked in on the Ketsirai - he's sitting there, meditating. The bearded one is sitting there, looking gloomy, and he only has one ball in his hand. They ask him, "Where are the other two?" - "I broke one, and I lost the other." Haha! - wiping a tear from the corner of his eye, he leaves the podium.
A little later, he moves on to poetry:
- This short piece is dedicated to all those who, with their tireless work, support and develop life in our beautiful kingdom. Even if fatigue sometimes takes over and plunges us into fleeting apathy, know that our efforts do not go unnoticed, and any difficulties should be overcome with a smile.
Placing his hand on his hardworking heart, he reads:
I get up at five in the morning -
It's time for me to go to the factory.
Working with inspiration -
It's just a pleasure.
The crowd walks along in a daze,
There are many like me here.
But I'm a little sad -
My stomach is empty.
I stand at the machine all day -
I fulfill my daily quota.
I like my job,
Even though I'm yawning.
And after that, I drag myself home -
I eat, drink, and go to bed.
But I'll get a bonus,
Honor and respect.
They'll give me a vacation in December,
Or maybe even in November.
And if I'm lucky, in May,
And I'll get to sunbathe.
I'm happy with my life.
Work is a wonderful thing.
And my family is proud of me,
So how can I not have a drink!
Added 49 minutes later
Smiling at Albrecht's joke, Derevos decides to tell his favorite joke from his old man:
- Scientists decided to conduct an experiment. They locked a subject in an absolutely airtight room with no gaps, gave him three steel balls, and watched what would happen. For the experiment, they chose a Kai, a Ketsirai, and a Northerner. They placed them in separate rooms. The next day, they checked to see what each one was doing. The Kai is sitting there, rolling the balls. They looked in on the Ketsirai - he's sitting there, meditating. The bearded one is sitting there, looking gloomy, and he only has one ball in his hand. They ask him, "Where are the other two?" - "I broke one, and I lost the other." Haha! - wiping a tear from the corner of his eye, he leaves the podium.
A little later, he moves on to poetry:
- This short piece is dedicated to all those who, with their tireless work, support and develop life in our beautiful kingdom. Even if fatigue sometimes takes over and plunges us into fleeting apathy, know that our efforts do not go unnoticed, and any difficulties should be overcome with a smile.
Placing his hand on his hardworking heart, he reads:
I get up at five in the morning -
It's time for me to go to the factory.
Working with inspiration -
It's just a pleasure.
The crowd walks along in a daze,
There are many like me here.
But I'm a little sad -
My stomach is empty.
I stand at the machine all day -
I fulfill my daily quota.
I like my job,
Even though I'm yawning.
And after that, I drag myself home -
I eat, drink, and go to bed.
But I'll get a bonus,
Honor and respect.
They'll give me a vacation in December,
Or maybe even in November.
And if I'm lucky, in May,
And I'll get to sunbathe.
I'm happy with my life.
Work is a wonderful thing.
And my family is proud of me,
So how can I not have a drink!
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
