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e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
After some deliberation, the mercenaries reveal to Harold the location of the "Flesh and Blood" tavern in the Strict Calculation district. In the kingdom of Celia-Mira, the majority of the population consumed fish and seafood, but there was also a secret establishment in the capital for true meat connoisseurs.
He had already cast hundreds, or even thousands, of ingots, the lunch break was long gone, the idiotic colleagues were giggling in the smoking room next door, seemingly forgetting their duties and leaving the entire workshop in the hands of the only responsible person in the entire factory, while the conveyor belt kept moving, and moving, and moving...
Thoroughly fed up with this Sisyphean labor, Treebeard kicked the dashboard with all his might, breaking all the delicate automation, which put the conveyor belt into berserk mode - molten metal sprayed in all directions, and the smart machinery exploded, blowing half the smoking room to smithereens, scattering some colleagues across all surfaces of the room, and leaving others crippled, missing three limbs, half their torsos, and half their heads (which, however, would not affect their mental abilities if they were pumped back later).
Satisfied with the result of his impulse, Treebeard takes out his last cheap cigarette, takes a deep, deep drag, and with a smile, climbs onto the machine, after which he wakes up.
Despite the tiring nature of the dream, the last few minutes left a pleasant aftertaste, and the guard cheerfully jumps out of bed, whistling merrily.
With a spring in his step, he begins his duties, briskly walking to the captain's office.
The great and terrible Treebeard had a never-ending, nightmarish dream about how hard he works at the factory, casting useless iron ingots for a pittance.
He had already cast hundreds, or even thousands, of ingots, the lunch break was long gone, the idiotic colleagues were giggling in the smoking room next door, seemingly forgetting their duties and leaving the entire workshop in the hands of the only responsible person in the entire factory, while the conveyor belt kept moving, and moving, and moving...
Thoroughly fed up with this Sisyphean labor, Treebeard kicked the dashboard with all his might, breaking all the delicate automation, which put the conveyor belt into berserk mode - molten metal sprayed in all directions, and the smart machinery exploded, blowing up half the smoking room, scattering some colleagues across all surfaces of the room, and leaving others crippled, missing three limbs, half their torsos, and half their heads (which, however, would not affect their mental abilities if they were pumped back later).
Satisfied with the result of his impulse, Treebeard takes out his last cheap cigarette, takes a deep, deep drag, and with a smile, climbs onto the machine, after which he wakes up.
Despite the tiring nature of the dream, the last few minutes leave a pleasant aftertaste, and the guard cheerfully jumps out of bed, whistling merrily.
With a spring in his step, he begins his duties, cheerfully walking into the captain's office.
Male Training: Pass a Strength and Endurance check to increase these stats by 1! Requires two action points.
In the tavern "Blood and Flesh," the famous warlord Billy Harrington, also known as Harold Harrington, served truly masculine dishes. However, some women, including priestesses, were also crazy about both the local menu and Billy himself.
—Assortment and ale for me, and may the day be cursed when I wasted all my strength by leaving without training with the greatest of masters!
Soon, the meaning of the secret guard's message becomes clear:
“The Great Cathedral has discovered a possible hideout of the Brown Banner in the vicinity of Milosti Selara, and therefore demands that a sweep be carried out immediately,” reported Gortrich Akoren. “What wonderful news! I will immediately gather the best guys and go into battle! You're with me, Derevos! And you too... what's his name... ah, Albrecht, that's right! Captain Warren ordered you to come along. Ha! Well, I've been missing a real battle for a long time!”
Captain Akoren jumps up excitedly.
Meanwhile, in the best tavern in Aberat:
The trade deal has been successfully completed.
“Ass we can!” replied Billy in an ancient northern dialect and poured Skufinson a mug of blood ale on the house. This ale had an amazing taste and color due to the special wild berries in its composition.
And indeed, a sample of the master's armor was proudly displayed on the greatest warlord. A simpler and cheaper version was sold at "Steel and Leather."
Meanwhile, on the road of cultists and immortals:
The results of the d20 roll: 17
And again, a quiet and peaceful day passes with idle chatter about various things. The priestess remembers the adopted daughter of Lady Salitil, who went to the capital many years ago. Without her, the cult's abode has become a bit boring. Perhaps, at some other time, the cultists would have preferred to spend time more pleasantly and interestingly, but now, unfortunately, the proximity of immortals and the undead discourages such a desire in most of those present.
Well, half the journey is behind us...
The journey continues!
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
The Wood Elf brutally barges into the captain's rather unimpressive cabin.
Soon, the meaning of the secret guard's message becomes clear:
“The Great Cathedral has discovered a possible hideout of the Brown Banner in the vicinity of the Village of Mercy, and therefore demands that a cleanup operation be carried out immediately,” reported Gortrich Akoren. “What wonderful news! I will immediately gather the best guys and go into battle! You're with me, Dervos! And you too... what's his name... ah, Albrecht, that's right! Captain Warren ordered you to come along. Ha! Well, I've been looking forward to a real battle for a long time!”
Captain Akoren jumps up excitedly.
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт
Meanwhile, in preparation for the upcoming clearing:
– Here's what we know... we will attack from the east and must reach the secret cave in the southwest, killing every heretic in our path.
Brown Banner Hideout
Level: 10
Number of enemies: ?
Additional reward: depending on the circumstances
Enemies: ? (level 6-15)
Allies: guard (level 6), Gorthric Akoren (level 15)
Additional objective: uncover the mystery of the monsters' infiltration into the capital.
Arena size: large
Hmm, a riddle. I used images and more of them. Here's the original... Perhaps Revan knows the answer to this question. Although it smells like bugs, because the forum is lagging for me.
