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I'm not sure when was the last time...
*something clicks in my brain*
*memory unlocked*
Oh, lol, yeah, those memes I used to post in the expansion pack thread. I'd almost forgotten, for me they're just memes.

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Here you go. I don’t remember the last time from anyone else, except that I myself recalled it, but that’s not a fact that it was in a conversation with HoMM3 players (maybe with myself lol). Anyway, this month I came across a series with a parody of a show from Discovery (or wherever they broadcast survival cases), and once again had a good laugh at it.

Krab Rave! - 7. It's good, but it's getting old, didn't make me feel better. Elysia's Makeup Class - Honkai Impact 3rd - 6. When the alarm went off, I thought that meme about waking up would pop up. CELLS Go Wild - Must See! Open Cup Acrylic Pour GALAXY🌌 Easy Fluid Art | Abstract Deep Space - 3. Watching paint dry isn't really my thing, but thanks for the effort. every man dreams of such a summer - 10. Some might complain that it's no longer funny to rate silly memes in 2024, but I'll honestly say that there are only two videos in the world that heal my soul - this is the first, and the second is from the same series but with anime girls. Gachi - Summer (Full HD) - ^ Alan Chumak's Session (1992) - 2. Something really went downhill... Oh, that was the rating. Something is really bothering me... Oh, that's the "X" button on the tab. Kittens eating Yogurt for the first time | ASMR | Smoky & Lucy - 3. I really hate these ASMR sounds. In any other form, I would have given the kittens at least a 9, but unfortunately. POLNALYUBVI - Your Eyes (Official Music Video) - 9. Did he turn into a vampire at the end? Okay, okay, I saw it, the music is soulful, the concept is soulful, the animation isn't great, but it's still good, thanks, I feel better. R.E.M. - Losing My Religion (Official Music Video) - 6. Weak, but at least it's a remedy, didn't make me feel better. You're already in hell - 4. What are you, a dog? I would have given it a higher rating, but not in this format. When the healer thinks they're DPS - 6. Is this a raid on despair? <80ICQ: thinking that the healer is to blame for everything. >200ICQ: knowing that the tank standing in puddles, the hunter shooting the entire dungeon, and the girl begging for free gear are to blame for everything. Patrick that's the Ashbringer - Director's cut - 8. Like the crabs, but not as repetitive. I feel better.

and the second one from the same series, but with anime-style girls.

Okay. And where is it?

.

Whatever, I didn't really want to anyway.

Healing gains -- 1, the sender made a major mistake in their calculations, because a man dreams of

completely different things

Healing gains x2 -- 1

I get it all

The ratings immediately reveal a person who doubts their heterosexuality but is afraid to admit it even to themselves.

First, they send the same movies, and then the same videos, and what kind of videos... well, it's clear what's going on here.

Based on the assessment, it's clear that this is someone who doubts their heterosexuality but is afraid to admit it even to themselves.

I thought for a long time about what kind of person should be apparent from this post, but in the end, I realized that I simply lack the necessary expertise on this matter. It's still the prerogative of life coaches to make an instant judgment based on a single, brief look – a skill for survival in the field...

This is still the prerogative of experienced players, to make an instant judgment based on just a quick look, a skill for survival in field conditions...

A subtle reference to Raphael from the expansion pack 🧐

He made particularly good decisions when hiring Metarmu 👍

Crab Rave! - 5, didn't heal me, but didn't make it worse either.
CELLS Go Wild - 5, I prefer watching the figures being made.
Every man dreams of a summer like this - 5, either I'm not a man or that title is misleading. 
Gachi - Summer - 5, I'm more into gacha than gachi, actually.
Alan Chumak's Session (1992) - 3, heading into the minus zone(
Kittens eating Yogurt for the first time - 4, if these were anime girls it'd be better. 
POLNALYUBVI — Твои глаза - 5, evokes melancholic feelings.
R.E.M. - Losing My Religion - 5, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You're already in hell - 1, had a laugh, but didn't get healed, quite the opposite.
When the healer thinks they're DPS - 3, didn't understand, why isn't the healer a woman?
Patrick that's the Ashbringer - 3, with all due respect to the WoW players, this art style has no healing effect on me.

He drew good conclusions.

But Nebok did. Having been burned once, he now prefers different company.

Crab Rave! Overall, it's okay, but I'd rather eat one of these guys than watch their dancing - 6
Elysia's Makeup Class — Honkai Impact 3rd. It doesn't appeal to me at all. Maybe you need a special gene to appreciate anime, but I don't have it. Thanks for at least adding subtitles, otherwise, I would have gotten the impression that she wishes me a long and painful death - 4
CELLS Go Wild - Must See! Open Cup Acrylic Pour GALAXY🌌 Easy Fluid Art | Abstract Deep Space. I found a hidden message from the author. I think if she did all this on OnlyFans, she would get even more views. But as it is, it doesn't appeal to me; I can only appreciate it as a kind of creative work - 5
Gachi - Summer. It's a shame you can't give more than a 10 - 10
Alan Chumak's Session (1992). "Someone had something flowing down their legs." I laughed out loud - 6
Kittens eating Yogurt for the first time | ASMR | Smoky & Lucy. Cats are good, of course, and they are our masters, but I find such videos disgusting. As with any ASMR - 4
POLNALYUBVI — Твои глаза (Your Eyes). I don't like the voice; it's too saccharine, and I don't like the love for 3D. I won't rate it too low to respect the work of the artists and animators - 4
R.E.M. - Losing My Religion. What a clever way to get around the limit on the number of music contests. It's a good song overall, beautiful, but about the love for 3D - 6
You're already in hell. Grandpa, you're right, of course, but in reality, it's even worse; we're in samsara. And Basta has nothing to do with it. And I won't give you any money; go scam someone else - 7
When a healer tries to deal damage. It's supposed to be about healing, so let's give it a 5.
Patrick that's the Ashbringer - Director's cut. I don't understand what's so meme-worthy about it, but the video is good - 8


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He made especially good conclusions by hiring Metarmu 👍

Well, he did make them and consciously took the risk. It's just that I stopped paying attention to his safety. It's as if you didn't read the lore.

Right off the bat, -10 points for everyone because there are no busty, dancing girls. There aren't even videos like "how to quickly get rid of lower back pain" or "what exercises help with hemorrhoids."
Boring videos, and there's a lot of music in them that isn't very pleasant.

Crab Rave! — 4. If they had treated us to some crabs, maybe it would have helped, but as it is... even if the dance is supposed to be therapeutic, the music gives me a headache. And crabs probably prefer different music. Haven't they seen The Little Mermaid?
Elysia's Makeup Class — Honkai Impact 3rd — 4. When you want to put on lipstick, but it's dried out... like if that's ever happened to you. (It reminds me of a PC game like Tamagotchi, but with a girl... )
CELLS Go Wild - Must See! Open Cup Acrylic Pour GALAXY🌌 Easy Fluid Art | Abstract Deep Space — 4. On our local TV, every day, a guy (and then a girl) would paint even better pictures, and then they would be raffled off among the viewers. They could have sped up the video, though.
Every man dreams of a summer like this — 4. When I imagined what I could do with my friends at a gathering.
Gachi - Summer (Full HD) 4 — What I ended up doing with my friends at the gathering. (I won't come, don't invite me)
Alan Chumak's Session (1992) — 3. Like if you watched it live. It's okay, he charged the water, but not us.
Kittens eating Yogurt for the first time | ASMR | Smoky & Lucy — 6. This is the wrong video. 1. There should be kittens. 2. Is the yogurt not too sweet? Cats aren't dogs, but how much sugar is good for them? I don't think it's very healthy. Something else would be better. 3. It could be shorter, because it's not as interesting as it could be. 4. I do something similar every day... but cats are still funny.
POLNALYUBVI — Твои глаза (Official Music Video). I had a dilemma. Either submit this video to a contest with this song (which is good, but not the best), or submit another of her songs (below) to a melancholic contest, which is better in every way (and the lyrics are about death, not love) and might be more appealing to Alex and others (not because it contains the word "Orel"). But since my other videos aren't very "healing," I decided to choose this one, and submit something else to the melancholic contest; I have many options there. And I don't really want to submit the same artist twice.

R.E.M. - Losing My Religion (Official Music Video) — 6. When you don't guess the masquerade of religions. Siv probably could have sent it (or maybe he did?). But the song is good, I have it. I don't remember any other songs by them.
You're already in hell — 2. If we were demons, maybe it would heal...
When the healer thinks they're DPS — 5. That's why I don't play healer.
Patrick that's the Ashbringer - Director's cut — 4. I'm not the Emperor.

I wanted to send a video of a woman expressing breast milk, but the guys in the chat said not to, but they asked me to send the video anyway.