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Actually, tea can even be more dangerous, especially pu-erh.

What kind of humor is this? It's like something from a kindergarten.

kindergarten

By the way, have you played Of Orcs And Men? You don't play as an Orc in that game, but as an Orc (and a Goblin), and not as a Troll, so maybe you'll like it. You beat up humans and stuff.

I've already had enough of playing as orcs, goblins, trolls, and undead in World of Warcraft.

no shorter. there are 5 letters there, but here there are 6.

You are so smart. You should be in the State Duma.

They don't accept people like that there 😔

Why?

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I remembered another funny story. Back when I couldn't find a job for a long time after university, I kept buying newspapers with classifieds. And there was this vacancy—LOCOMOTIVE DRIVER, FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD. Out of stupidity, I called them; they told me I had to go god-knows-where to some village or some other hole. And no cars went there. Anyway, I headed there on foot: first a forest, then some quarry, forest again, an abandoned factory. I don't know how I even found the place. Well, and of course, they told me to get lost.

Back then we didn't have all these smartphones. You had to figure everything out yourself.

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I also remember drinking tea at some railway stop. There was nothing to do in the winter, so I just got ready, threw on a backpack, and left. Got off somewhere from the electric train; there was some kind of lake, well, it seemed shallow. I walked onto it, fell through, damn it, my legs were all wet. There was a small wood nearby. I sat down, built a little fire, and sat there drinking tea. I barely managed to get out of there by evening; luckily, the electric train showed up.

Even if it’s a fictional story, it’s still enjoyable.

I'm not here to tell you fairy tales.

Next up is Sega's Bram Stoker's Dracula. And let's do it without emulators or save files, all hardcore.

Back then, there weren't all these smartphones.

in the 80s?

Next up is the second part. I plan to play them in order, but not right now.

What, are you talking about the 80s? You idiot? It's 2008.

The second part of Bram Stoker's Dracula?

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Dude, I'm so tired of this tea. I prefer cocoa now.

I remembered another funny thing. There's a video on YouTube, two fat guys with lightsabers. One hits the other in the balls. Like two fat Darth Vaders.

Dude, I'm so tired of this tea. I prefer cocoa now.

Golden Badge, I hope? )

The main thing is to avoid dating girls from Tinder, otherwise you'll end up like Nebok.

A golden badge, I hope?

What?