Posts from ☀️ Arselia and Akonia Auto-translated

Apparently, he approached Alaria at that time to ask where she bought her stockings.

Having noticed the talents of the unusual priest, Fyr-Fyr reads the rest of the last application form, not just the photo...

I would have liked to see Alaria in the photo for a bit longer. Checkmate, Gorazdia. 😎

- Beauty will save the world...
- And he has a better chance than I do with certain injuries...
- Well, he'll resurrect either you or me with about a 60% chance. Merel or the boss with about 70%. So...
- I get it, I get it. But he can also heal.
- The Apostle deals 10k damage, Guiyosh, and he'll heal us for 60-70 health...
- And while we're running around in the forests and villages... I think it's useful.
- It's useful, no one's arguing that. But otherwise, he's an awesome fighter.
- Yeah. But he could take the job of a maid... a male maid? Instead of Astellia. The only question is, what to do with her...
- Let her live with us for now. He has his own place, and if anything, we have enough room, we share a room.
- Good idea. But we need to organize it properly. And put her on maternity leave, and hire a new maid... There's a lot of paperwork.

Beata and Guion are discussing when they need to write the diary. First, they urgently need to gain about 10 units of spirit, and second, due to Jingo's potential, they need to put in some effort to improve the aesthetics.
"Guys, sorry, but I can only manage the diary on a low-effort basis for now."
"Why is that?"
"I have to prepare for my academic defense, and in the next few days, I need to catch up on work before my vacation."
"You should have studied earlier instead of making us run around for no reason!"
"I love you guys."
"You've collected all the injuries in the game for Guion! You put me in jail! She loves us..."
"It wasn't intentional..."
"And besides, we're accumulating experience for Baldur."
"Defeat the dragon, and you'll get experience for Baldur. For now, you need to build willpower and improve the aesthetics."
"Then write the damn diary."
"I already said I don't have time. I still need to finish the tasks, hovers, pseudo-elements, forms, pop-ups, checkboxes, sliders..."
"Damn, I thought I was the one who swore a lot..."

Savings: 0 rem Experience: 0 HP: 0 Diseases: None Injuries: None Curses: None Traits: None

Origin: Tenebria (experiment) Body-Spirit Constant - Immunity to injuries, curses, mind-affecting effects, and negative effects.  - The character gains no experience.  - Attributes neither decrease nor increase. The body, spirit, and mind of the character undergo no changes.  Lust Constant If the character has not performed XXX within the last 24 hours, they cannot take any other actions.  Belief: Patronage of Rufus - Summer +25% affinity (fire), +50% damage.  Profession: Sailor No penalty in sea battles, affinity (water) +25%. Skills: Two-Handed Weapon - Arc The character also deals damage to enemies on cells adjacent to the target.  - Arc II The character deals damage to all enemies around them.  - Frenzy The character survives a lethal attack with 1 HP and delivers a guaranteed counterattack to the attacker.  - Might +5 attack per point of endurance, +5 health per point of strength.  Attributes Strength 50 Endurance 50 Perception 50 Agility 50 Luck 0 Spirit 0 Intellect 10 Speed 0 Faith 0 (10) Beauty 50 (60) Charisma 0 (10) Parameters Attack: 750 (825) Health: 750 Accuracy: +50% Evasion: 50% (55%) Crit Chance: 0% Willpower: 0 Spell Points: 0 Magic Power: 100 Experience: 0 Initiative: 0 SP: 0 (2) Virtue: 0 (100) Action Points: 0 (4) Affinity Fire: 25% Water: 25%

Equipment Weapon 1: Granhildr Damage: 100% Accuracy: 60% +10 charisma. +10 faith.  Crit: damage is doubled.  Enchanted by Aiko Viresenser: item cannot be destroyed.  Enchanted by Nirakh: cannot be stolen or lost in quicksand, whirlpool, etc. Weapon 2:  Head:  Body: daring outfit +20% beauty +10% evasion +2 SP Shoulders:  Hands: Daring gloves Attack +10% Bleeding on attacks that bypass willpower.  Boots: Daring boots Enemies on adjacent cells lose the ability to move.  +2 SP Accessory 1:    Accessory 2:  Other 1:  Other 2:  Other 3:  Bag with miscellaneous equipment:

- And the thirst for adventure led me to the sea... - The woman forced a fake smile. - A similar story.

—Our world is sometimes excessively ruthless and cruel. And even the most prepared person can roll bad dice and get poisoned by a simple meal, let alone embark on adventures. In Calcite, I encountered a genie lamp, and I understood very well how easily a simple human desire can be twisted if one doesn't make sure they understand the rules of the game they've decided to play. But you and I, Sanex, haven't lost yet. So let's hope for a good outcome in this game. —Klin confidently concluded his speech.

- Sometimes it feels like this sword is more valuable to you than your own life... That's not true, Klin. Artifact or not, a sword is just a sword. It can be replaced, but you can't.

—Believe it or not, there's a certain bitter irony in that. —the knight smirked. —Once, I probably believed that my contribution to the service of Her Light was overshadowed by the weapon gifted to me. However, life forced me to reconsider my priorities, but now, unfortunately, fate doesn't allow me to do so.
Klin stared thoughtfully down at the foliage covering the ground beneath his feet.
—I don't know if you're aware, but one of the features of my curse is the need to bind my soul to my own weapon. Thus, this sword is an extension of my soul and a refuge for it in the event of my body's demise, and therefore, in this case, it cannot be replaced. Don't get me wrong, I don't consider this a particularly depressing connection, rather the opposite, this feature has already managed to save both of our lives. And yet... it cannot be denied that at the moment my fate is tied to the "Devourer".

- Uh-huh, the place with the dinosaurs. - She blushed again. - It is a great honor and joy for me to be your companion.

—...For me too. That's why, someday, I would like to hear your stories about traveling to the land of dinosaurs and other such things.

Oops, there's a chance to get your sword back!

- Oh, what a... bold one.
- A killing machine... with 0 willpower.
- Yeah, not much help against Despair.
- Well, with the blessing of fire, we can still take on that dragon, even with zero willpower.
- Yeah. But she's another killing machine... with awesome weapons, by the way. Hmm... She's quite interesting.
- I'm worried about her constant desire... I have a bad feeling.
- Don't worry, Guiosh, I can handle her if she's interested in the offer.
- And if she's not interested... Well, she's not bad.
- I'm afraid we'll both catch something from her, or even worse. Besides, every day? Seriously? I'm not against good sex, but every day might get tiring.
- I agree. But... I don't know. She's good, but she has a lot of pros and cons.

Beata wondered to herself whether a male enhancement substitute, identical to the natural one, would be considered XXX, and whether alternative methods of providing pleasure, such as manual or oral stimulation, including self-stimulation, would be considered XXX.

- What a wonderful story. This land reminds me of home. - Sonata was referring to her home in Larian, not Rheime, but half of those present were unfamiliar with either. - When Azarina recovers, we must definitely visit, preferably all together! I am particularly interested in the hot springs and gliders.

- Yes, that would be wonderful, - Aiyano nods, trying not to let the image of the abbot intrude on this pleasant thought. - And there's a very sweet girl who works with the gliders, and you would definitely become friends with her.

- Hmm... What if they are later used against us in war... - Gaheris, in turn, could hardly believe his ears. - To be honest, this is not at all what I expected... Not at all. Don't get me wrong, Miss Aiyano, I am infinitely happy that things turned out this way, but... Excuse me, bringing negativity after such a warm story is out of place.
- Exactly, - Kayasa nodded, - in my long life, there haven't been that many such moments, and I haven't met a real mermaid, let alone had picnics together! I'm also glad that things worked out so well for you. It's always nice when the expectation of the worst not only doesn't come true but also leads to something positive.

- You really like to wave flags, Bors-san... Are you talking about the town, or...? Believe me, I understand you more than you think - for me, it was also unexpected - and that's putting it mildly. If you want to know what I think, then... - she tilted her head to the side, spent a few seconds formulating her thought, and then said with the utmost seriousness. - I tend to feel that your... not very wise, but very noble impulse of the heart, which caused me, in addition to despair, also a feeling of gratitude, was not in vain and may have influenced such an outcome. I can't say for sure, but what I do know is that sometimes people need a certain push in the right direction to get out of the spiral of despair. And I will try to prove it to you. It just so happened that I, too, am tired of despairing. So... until this moment, I hadn't thought about it in this way, but I think your act, even if not in the way it was intended, still saved me, - she smiled and bowed to the venerable master thief. - Excellent words, Kayasa-kocho! I suggest that we, through joint therapeutic efforts, gradually bring Bors-san out of his state of skepticism. I will take care of the external factors, and you take care of the internal ones - and in six months, we won't recognize him. Then he will understand everything, because sometimes, even without bad intentions, he underestimates women. And you will have many more good moments, and I will definitely introduce you to this mermaid when we all visit there with Sonata and Azarina-chan. You will like her, I promise.

- So, that's the story, - the priestess concluded. - Everything turned out strangely, of course... Life is sometimes stranger than fiction, - with these words, she looked at the whole company - the invigorated master thief, his eternally young woman, and two aliens, one of whom was also a fallen monarch with furry ears.
- I'm very glad that we were able to find you here, Kayasa-kocho. And Bors-san - I think it goes without saying, but still - keep me informed if anything comes up regarding that matter. After all, you now know where to find me. And in everything else, the Kami-sama will help us.

- Yes, that would be wonderful, - Ayano nods.

- It will be even more wonderful if you become friends with another Reimi by that time 😉

*dramatic whisper* And in July, Rinze hadn't been nerfed yet...

— It will be even more wonderful if you become friends with another Reimi by that time 😉

quadrakill will be for Brunz.

And what does Rinze have to do with it? In this context, I referred to a Thanassian as a "reimiyka"...