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We're going to play Diablo 2 because Diablo 3 is garbage.

there is Diablo 4..

I'm telling you, my graphics card is ancient. And in general, the last 5 years have been nothing but horrors. Just like in Diablo. Two of my acquaintances went to Ukraine to work and were shot. My grandfather died, one grandmother died, and the other went crazy. In short, soon even Diablo won't be needed here.

Tristram...

Exactly.

Now I'll take a cardboard sword and go to the Diablo church to look for something.

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Now I saw a truly hellish picture. A guy is walking through the schoolyard and peeing in his pants. Something demonic.

I'm starting to feel like I'm 13 years old and I'm dreaming.

but in reality, you're 36 years old, and you're walking around the schoolyard and peeing yourself...

No. It was some kind of male dwarf.

Once, I worked as a loader for three days in a row and almost died.

Now, I really can't work as a loader. Unless it's for a couple of hours for a billion dollars.

And what about a million?

And in general. The last time I logged into WoW, about a month and a half ago, my warlock had some kind of gay elf demon instead of a succubus. What the heck, Blizzard? Until they remove this and bring the succubus back, I won't even think about subscribing.

You’re here just in time.

I also want to add something. I think Arandor is lying about killing Demilich in Baldur's Gate. And all the videos are fake. He's basically unkillable.

Try turning into a "killer." But not at the very beginning of the game, but after you've leveled up.

Ah, I'm disappointed. Some game is just dumb; I even managed to kill a dragon with a single spell once. Baldur's Gate 3 is also lame; some painted-up aunt is breezing through it on Twitch, and it's all too easy.

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Nowadays, there aren't any games that make people go crazy and break their computers. I've only broken my computer twice – once when fighting the Butcher in Diablo 1, and the second time when some Pandaren really wrecked me in Warcraft.

Nowadays, there aren't any games that make people go crazy and break their computers.

You probably just didn't look hard enough.

Probably, that’s how they do it in Cuphead.