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That's good. Damn, in terms of meme-worthiness, the Expeditionary Force of Guion is already surpassing all the Astral champions, including Keliandra, combined. He's genuinely the most useless and awful champion in the game. My jaw hurts from laughing at his adventures. I've been crying with laughter for the past ten minutes and can't calm down.
While the couple heads to the art academy, Beata continues to give her beloved a hard time.
"And furthermore! Since you can't take two steps without getting into some kind of trouble, I'm demoting you!"
"How much lower can I go? I'm already..."
"Before this, you were my right hand. My assistant. My chief henchman!"
"Your only henchman..."
"It doesn't matter, the point is, you were the chief! But after all your escapades, I realized that this is too much responsibility for you! Therefore, you are being demoted to the status of a concubine."
"Uh... what?"
"Right now, we're going to 'Abundance' and buying one of those wonderful collars with a chain. And as soon as we get home, I'm going to chain you to my bed with that collar. I'll think about other items of clothing, but I wouldn't count on much. I'll lead you to the toilet on a leash. You'll only be used for your intended purpose. If you have any objections, well, Her Highness gave you a gag, so you won't have any objections."
"I hope you're joking?"
"Me? Do I look like I'm joking? I'm as serious as a komodo dragon."
"But how will you explain to the others what you're doing to me?!"
"Role-playing."
"Role-playing."
"Yes! Two adults can do whatever they want to each other, with mutual consent!"
"Mutual."
"Guyosha..."
"I don't know who will cut off your head first, Erephir or the local guards..."
"Whoever it is, it will be worth it."
"No, it won't. Imagine, they cut off your head, they burst into your room with a search, and there I am in that state!"
"Don't worry, you'll be saved and maybe even get compensation for moral damages."
"I'll look like an idiot again!"
"Guyosha, when was the last time you didn't look like an idiot?"
"I don't remember..."
"That's what I thought. Okay, I'll think about the punishment, but just in case, prepare your beautiful behind."
"It's already been through enough..."
"It doesn't matter, it'll get more, since you don't seem to learn some lessons the first time."
The adventurer, who is not used to reading books, had to spend four hours to read five short descriptions. He still doesn't understand how such locations managed to hide and why, regarding the park and the shore. A sweet shop? It probably doesn't quite fit the local policy. A woodworking workshop? Maybe they mean illegal gardens with heavy fruits. But the fighting club is the most understandable. "Only by losing everything completely do we gain freedom... This is about pretty faces, no doubt. In this regard, I really have nothing to lose anymore, so now I am free to go and beat someone up without fear of getting an incurable broken nose. Beautiful!"
Garrett finds Sisyandra. — Hey. You're pretty good at hand-to-hand combat, right? Check this out, there's something here that might interest you. He offers her to read the book and points out what to pay attention to. — I'm just about to go there. Let's go together, we'll smash a few faces.
Flag of Nozenroth +10% to hit and dodge against non-humans, as well as +50% damage against them. A halved effect applies against humans – Northerners, Southerners, etc.
Erefir takes the flag, laughs maliciously, and feels a burning hatred for the recklessly standing nearby Kilike...
No. Actually, no. She rather feels surprise that she decided to give this new Nozenroth flag, which evoked associations with rifles, the cunning scoundrel La Rouan, and his policy of enslaving everything, to the ornamental girl. This didn't sit well with her, as she preferred the times of the old kingdom, in which there were traditions, Knights, Tournaments, balls, and all that... Although, did she even live during that old Nozenroth? Perhaps not; these were just fairy tales that her parents told Erefir in childhood, already quite far from reality under Marselde.
So, there was nothing to be done about it, and this is indeed the flag of her homeland. You don't choose your homeland. You can even learn something from it.
-- Thank you very much! Excellent work; it will take a worthy place in my room. -- Well, girls, do you have any places in mind that you would like to visit next?