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— Diadora. You know, Raphael, you’re probably the first reasonable person in this training room that I’ve talked to. I hope this impression doesn’t turn out to be false.
- Heh, you’re probably talking about that strange guy in a mask, right? Sometimes I’m surprised by how unusual people can be. Although, with my extensive experience interacting with creative individuals, being an actor, I’ve seen all sorts of things.
- Heh, you're probably talking about that strange guy in the mask, right?) Sometimes I'm surprised by how unusual people can be. Although, I have a lot of experience interacting with creative individuals, being an actor, I've seen all sorts of things.
— Yes, I'm talking about him too. It's clear that he's a good athlete, but that's no reason to behave like an idiot. And you're an actor, huh? Hmm... That's interesting. Which of your roles do you remember the most?
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- There's some truth to that. Well, thank you for the reception.
After saying goodbye to the isekai girl, Nariya and Aria head to Phantasmagoria.
"Even though the capital is so big, I somehow managed to run into Sisandra again," the gnome thought about the silent mercenary, whom she had already nicknamed in her mind. -- Have a nice day, -- she said to the guild worker. -- How much does it cost to register with the guild, and do you post job listings?
— Yes, including him. It's clear that he's a good athlete, but that's no reason to behave like an idiot. And you're an actor, right? Hmm... That's interesting. Which of your roles do you remember most fondly?
- Yes, I recently arrived in the capital. I'm going to look for work here. Hmm, that's a difficult question. Probably the role of Torvik the Founder, in a comedic play by a local director. There's a funny story associated with it. The thing is, the character's costume was a copy of the mayor's everyday clothes in the town where the play was staged. The mayor of the town wasn't very popular with the common people, to put it mildly. But he was very influential, had connections, and knew many important people in the region. All sorts of officials and other dignitaries fawned over him. And one day, after another performance, still wearing Torvik's costume, I went for a walk around the city. The outfit was so good that many people mistook me for the real mayor!) I learned a lot of new words from the common people. But that wasn't the funniest part. I confess, I couldn't resist and decided to take advantage of my position. I went to the commander of the guard. Upon seeing me, his usual rudeness and sternness vanished. He became so polite. So, I ordered him to gather the guards from all over the city and escort me home in a goose step, while quacking. After some hesitant and awkward objections, the commander fulfilled my request))) It was hilarious! The whole city was laughing! People came from all over to watch the quacking guards. Ah... I had to move away afterwards, of course
Was this princess lucky that, for some reason, contrary to monarchical custom, she wasn't married off for political gain to a respectable but undesirable man? Many would undoubtedly say yes. But what if freedom of choice is followed by apathy and indecision, ultimately leading her down a different path, but one that still results in the same lack of agency? Advocates of personal freedom will vehemently defend this as the only right path, while proponents of duty and traditional values will reject it outright, while adherents of universal determinism will once again gleefully rub their hands together. Perhaps these local deities really do manipulate human destinies as they please, and no one can prevent it, because the thought of a pawn about its own free will simply cannot go beyond the predetermined path.
How, then, does this call fit into all of this? Surely, if necessary, the deities could have found an easier way to fulfill their will within the existing reality. Perhaps their games have evolved into something intense, and the deity responsible for moving Ayano into this world decided to overturn the board? Or – and this is much more likely – the princess invented this argument on the fly to hide her true motives behind jokes. Perhaps all this "science of astrology" is nothing more than a form of local occultism, in which the only thing they can do is blindly poke around, performing incomprehensible rituals on blood, in the hope of fulfilling some desperate ambitions – for example, summoning a drunkard with a tie on his head for her sisters, who, with two reciprocating movements, will cut off their rights to the throne. Or maybe other players are involved. Time will tell whether all these speculations have any basis, or whether it is just an exercise for an inquisitive mind trying to find meaning in a new existence.
While contemplating all this, Ayano moved towards the concrete, brick, and wooden boxes, but without much enthusiasm, and absorbed the natural beauty while it was still possible.
I'll go in descending order, starting with 49
"Even though the capital is so big, I somehow managed to run into Sisandra again," the gnome thought about the silent mercenary, whom she had already nicknamed in her mind. -- Have a nice day, -- she said to the guild worker. -- How much does it cost to register with the guild, and do you post announcements?
— Hello! What kind of announcement are you interested in? Registration for adventurers is free!
- Yes, I recently arrived in the capital. I'm going to look for work here. Hmm, that's a tricky question. Probably the role of Torvik the Founder, in a comedic play by a local director. There's a funny story connected to it. The thing is, the character's costume was a copy of the mayor's everyday clothes in the town where the play was being performed. The townspeople didn't exactly love the mayor. But he was very influential, had connections, and knew many important people in the region. All sorts of officials and other dignitaries fawned over him. So, one day, after another performance, I went for a walk around the city without taking off Torvik's costume. The outfit was so good that many people mistook me for the real mayor!) I learned a lot of new words from the common people. But that wasn't the funniest part. I confess, I couldn't resist and decided to take advantage of my position. I went to the commander of the guard. When he saw me, his usual rudeness and sternness vanished. He became so polite. So, I ordered him to gather the guards from all over the city and escort me home in a goose step, while quacking. After some hesitation and awkward objections, the commander fulfilled my request))) It was hilarious! The whole city was laughing! People came from all over to watch the quacking guards. Ah... I had to move afterwards, of course.
— Come on)) that can't be true, you made it all up)) ha-ha))
I'll start with the lowest number, beginning with 49
Under the forty-ninth number on the city plan, there is a large complex of grand structures enclosed by a high fence. A woman could be seen near the only entrance. It was unlikely that she felt comfortable in such clothing in an exposed, windy area, but at least those who placed her here made sure she had something to sit on.
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-- It's simple, I'm recruiting staff, and I need people who can handle weapons, and possibly possess other diverse talents.
— In that case, you are our competitor, and the guild will not allow such an advertisement! Unfortunately!
— Come on)) that can't be true, you guys made it all up)) ha-ha))
It's leaking 😎
No matter how absurd this story sounded, it was true from beginning to end. Raphael loved innocent pranks. Sometimes he thought he could become a royal jester or a clown. But he didn't like their silly outfits and stupid red noses. The funniest jokes and most ridiculous situations happen in serious circumstances and with a stone-faced expression.
- Oh, it definitely can! Raphael begins to act out a scene with the mayor and the commander of the guard. - Boobe! What are you doing here?! 😠 - Sir Mayor, sir, I... I'm working on the... 🥺 - Working?! You're loafing around! Why isn't the city prepared for the holiday?! - What holiday?... - Oh, he doesn't know 😡 The Holiday of the Goose of Order and Justice! - Goose...😦 - Don't repeat after me like an idiot! - Yes sir, of course... but I don't know about that... - Listen to me. This is a new holiday, your lazybones probably didn't deliver my letter. It honors the Great Goose Anuzisha. According to the latest research by religious scholars, he was one of Arselia's favorite animals, her protector and patron. - A goose as a protector?.. - Are you doubting the wise scholars of our great state? 🤨 - Sir, no, of course, but... - No buts! Gather your slackers. We need to start the celebration right now, immediately! - Yes sir, of course! I'm already running!
— In that case, you are our competitor, and the guild will not post such an advertisement! Unfortunately!
-- That's reasonable, -- the dwarf smiled and, taking out a notebook, crossed something out of the list. -- Allow me to take a look at the posted advertisements... If registration is required for this, I don't mind. "Although there probably won't be time for any work from here, on the other hand, you never know what opportunities might arise..."
No matter how absurd this story sounds, it was true from beginning to end. Raphael loved innocent pranks. Sometimes he thought he could become a royal jester or a clown. But he didn't like their silly costumes and stupid red noses. The funniest jokes and most ridiculous situations happen in serious circumstances and with a stone-faced expression.
- He certainly can! Raphael begins to act out a scene with the mayor and the commander of the guard. - Boobe! What are you doing here?! 😠 - Sir Mayor, sir, I... I'm working on the... 🥺 - Working?! You're loafing! Why isn't the city prepared for the holiday?! - What holiday?... - Oh, he doesn't know 😡 The Holiday of the Goose of Order and Justice! - Goose... 😦 - Don't repeat after me like an idiot! - Yes sir, of course... but I don't know about it... - Listen to me. This is a new holiday, your lazybones probably didn't deliver my letter. It honors the Great Goose Anuzisha. According to the latest research by religious scholars, he was one of Arselia's favorite animals, her protector and patron. - A goose as a protector?... - Are you doubting the wise scholars of our great state? 🤨 - Sir, no, of course, but... - No buts! Gather your good-for-nothings. We need to start the celebration right now, immediately! - Yes sir, of course! I'm already running!
- Cute hair accessories, - the girl nodded towards the items in her hair, then glanced at the structures. - Is this some kind of restricted area? A military base?
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- No way! Gather your slackers. We need to start the celebration right now, immediately! - Yes sir, of course! I'm on it!
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