Time to come out of hibernation. Over the next few days, I'll try to write about a number of movies at once. I can't say they're particularly cool and deserve long, sprawling reviews, but the desire to speak my mind is there.
Anyway, the thing is, when I wrote that, I wanted to do a bit more than a review of one, two, or three movies? I wanted to do a review of a film series, but I had to watch them first, which I didn't do then, but I did now. So, it turned out that back then, a year ago, I watched Scream, also known as Scream 5 (Scream, 2022), not to be confused with the original 1996 film (you thought I was just being a snob by including the original title and year?) and I quite liked the film. Specifically, I liked the abundance of jokes and all sorts of meta-commentary within the film, where the characters themselves understand the rules of the horror genre. Out of curiosity, I looked into it and found out that even the very first film in the franchise did this. I found it interesting and promised myself I would watch them all, or at least watch them until it became clear that it had all gone completely downhill. And I did watch them, let's go in order:
Scream (Scream, 1996), not to be confused with the 2022 reboot. Plot-wise, it was essentially completely spoiled by the film Scary Movie, which is a literal parody of this film, not just in terms of the plot, but with tons of repeated scenes, right down to the shots and visually similar actors. Searching for the right words to describe it, I turn to external sources and find this wonderful phrase:
The film combines black comedy and a slasher with detective elements, satirically mocking the clichés of the genre
Scream 2 (Scream 2, 1997). Most of the words I said about the original apply to this one too. What did you expect – filming started almost immediately after the first one was released, and the same people made it. The only danger in such situations is a lack of talent or burnout, but the screenwriter would later say in an interview that he originally had a general idea of the trilogy in his head, so there weren't any major screw-ups. But this time, the meta-commentary within the film shifted from the general horror genre to discussing sequels – about how they usually flop but sometimes succeed, that sequels in horror have their own rules, and so on. I found the plot more interesting to watch because the parody-comedy hadn't spoiled it for me. The killer's identity seemed like a questionable choice, but again, in this kind of film, you can't really hold onto that too seriously. Overall, I'd rate it as slightly weaker than the first part, literally in a couple of small details, while everything else is on par.
Scream 3 (Scream 3, 2000). So, why repeat myself, you basically already know everything. Red herrings, meta-jokes, slashers – everything is in the film. Here, I can only criticize the resolution; it seemed much weaker to me than the first two films, especially the first one. Also, the authors realized they had made a mistake by killing off a certain character in the second part, so they had to unexpectedly bring them back here – even if it was a stretch, it pleased me, and overall that episode turned out to be amusing. And, the logical conclusion of the trilogy; internal and external conflicts are resolved, who survived got married, all who lived are happy, in short; I love such endings for trilogies. After all, if you've known a character over three films (or games, for example), then in my opinion, it's perfectly normal that seeing things end well for them becomes more important than some forced drama.
The film received mixed reviews from critics and audiences, who called the film "the weakest in the series"
Scream 4 (Scream 4, 2011). This is where serious problems began. Well, what did you expect, 11 years had passed since the last part, and it was an era when remakes were being made for all films, absolutely all of them. In keeping with the previous parts, this fact is also meta-commented on, but overall you can already feel the previous formula starting to crack. Yes, there are still cool moments, but those same red herrings have become noticeably worse than what came before; I can't even remember any particularly cool hints. But still, grains of the old magic remain; I open Kinopoisk – yes, the director of the previous three parts worked on this film. How does that feel? I didn't know this before watching the films; I dove into them blindly. But it still comes through somehow; there's a sense of the author's touch. Overall, the film doesn't destroy what was built in the third part, on the contrary, it even builds a little on top of it, but by itself it feels much weaker than the previous ones.
And now we've come full circle:
Scream (Scream, 2022) – on my first viewing, I liked this film, as I noted at the beginning, but now that I've watched all the films in a row... Let me start breaking it down point by point. Firstly – the cast. When I watched from the start, the diverse people didn't particularly bother me; people are people, colors are colors. But my god, it's so hard to see this immediately after the previous part. It feels like in 10 years (or however much time passed in the plot? 15, I think) some kind of genocide of the white race occurred in the USA, because otherwise it's completely impossible to explain where all the white people disappeared to. A left-face after a left-face, saw a Mexican, a Mexican, a black guy, a black guy, an Asian. By the way, sorry for the spoiler, of course, but literally three out of three white cisgender men in the film will be killed
Anyway, I usually try not to get worked up about the agenda, but here it was really hard to ignore. Of course, you could decide that the film's authors, in the spirit of the series, decided to ironically play with the agenda in a post-meta way, but unfortunately, that's unlikely. But even if it were so – when you show the viewer something unsightly – even if you do it ironically, it still remains a display of something unsightly. Secondly, the narrative itself slowed down. Before, the films clearly understood that they were slashers; I didn't emphasize this, but the films regularly had people getting slashed; they literally remembered to constantly keep the level of the massacre at a certain point, otherwise the laws of a lively slasher would be violated. Here, they decided to shift the tone, supposedly focusing more on tension and constant fear. It paid off exactly once; one scene turned out to be very, very good, but the rest of the time, the previous action was replaced by two left-faces first shouting at each other and then making up a couple of scenes later. I sound terribly racist somehow, but what can I do, the movies spoiled me message boards radicalized me...And finally, sorry for another spoiler, they start killing off old characters. This is, in principle, expected; the film itself meta-predicts it when discussing how reboots work and bringing up the new Star Wars. But for a film of the resulting quality, it was, in my opinion, completely undeserved. And finally, the humor. As I indicated, even the very first film had "black comedy" listed among its genres. And I immediately pointed out that it's very easy to slip into cringe and destroy the product's integrity, but the previous films knew how to feel and maintain this balance. But here, the jokes are overdone in places, which is even more strange when combined with the pretension of being a slower and more tense horror movie. Can I say with a clear conscience that the 2022 film is complete crap? No, I can't. Despite some overkill with the meta, on the other hand, it's more or less justified – we live in a time period where previous, more subtle and sly hints (tongue-in-cheek, if you will) now seem frankly weak; you need bigger guns. The red herrings are back, and I'd say their quality more or less matches the first three parts. The humor, though overdone at times, sometimes hits the mark. I especially liked how at the beginning there's a classic phone call scene and the zoomer girl pretentiously replies, "Oh well, I don't like those old horror movies, they're nonsense; I prefer smarter horror with allusions and metaphors." For which she receives multiple stab wounds – very, very much in the spirit of the previous parts, and an excellent decision without any buts. One scene from the attempt to switch to a slower and more tense horror turned out great; I briefly mentioned it earlier. So, there are good moments. But still, while watching, there was a strong feeling that strangers had touched a product of someone else's love and were trying to remake it in their own image. And I can't even say they were crudely milking it for money – no, while watching, there was still a distant feeling that these strangers felt at least a certain degree of respect for the original and were trying to understand what made it so good and successfully replicate it. But if you think about it – even the original creator eventually ran out of steam and got tired, so what hope can new people have that they can rework formulas already repeated 5 times in a new way, so that they work again like before? Anyway, now I'm interested to see the sixth part, which should be released this year, but at the same time, my expectations are extremely low.
In the end, I would rate all parts like this:
Scream 1 => Scream 2 > Scream 3 >>>>> Scream 4 > Scream 5.
While writing this long text, I googled a bit; everyone writes that part three is the worst, even worse than part four, and part five is supposedly awesome. I deeply disagree with this opinion and think that rather, evaluation standards have changed from decade to decade, and duckling memories have done their job. As I already wrote, I watched the films in a row, or to be precise – the first two in one sitting, a week break, and then the other three in a second sitting. So my opinion is much more objective 🤓
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