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"If I were you, I would prepare for disappointment," the voice of the sword echoed in the minds of Kalimor's companions (the players) — "one of my previous owners loved to read romantic books. And this whole mess reminds me of the plot of one of them. It turns out that the daughter chickened out and wanted to run away, both from the responsibility placed upon her by the order, which considers her the embodiment of all their virtues, and from the responsibility placed upon her by her father, who has already chosen a husband for her and does not want to listen to his daughter's complaints. And the mage found her and wanted to return her, but being an organic who thinks like all organics, he himself fell in love with the missing girl. That's why he stopped communicating. Most likely, they will disappear before we arrive. So, I advise you to prepare for a long, boring adventure devoid of any bright events."
(The pessimistic sword gives experience to the party's soldiers — the bald, one-eyed, and blind ones)
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Aoi Tori
Let's get going.
Later.

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. (The Pessimistic Sword gives experience to party members – the bald, one-eyed, and blind ones).
The bald one receives 46 experience points.
The one-eyed one receives 55.
The blind one receives 74.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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- I'm thinking about what temperature jelly burns at on a fire, - Zeikin shook the bucket to teach the liquid scoundrel a lesson.
- At any temperature, if you leave it on long enough? - replied the jelly. - You would know if you went to school. But now it's too late, and your kind should be thinking about other things at your age. And I'm not kidding, look at that pig, if he could find a bride, even if she's missing, then anyone on our team can definitely do it, you just need to get a little richer, and with the right skills and abilities, it's not that difficult to do. Or find some beggar girl, but that's a last resort, considering that people are too attached to material things.

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in Metal Slug, for example
I played it...

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bald guy

is that me?

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#486
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No, you're weak.
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#487
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but I'm bald too... where have you seen hair on me? although, even if you did see some, it's not mine, but from some digested animal.

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I don't think our champions, including Revn, would be able to find themselves brides...
А, вот почему.

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#489
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The huntress listened to her new companion, trying to understand what kind of person she was, and, if she was lucky, to catch some interesting conversation with the abbess.
There was nothing to listen to. Arael silently ate her vegetable salad, not looking up. The only thing Nikta could pay attention to was the girl's rapid heartbeat. It seemed she was very nervous.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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-- Sekiro? I don't really like these newfangled games, but Sekiro is good. It's a shame there's nothing to play it on here. By the way, if you haven't played Silent Hill, I'm warning you that our daughter might give birth to some kind of chthonic... -- Henry wanted to say "shit," but Gwen stopped him, telling him not to do it at the table. -- Leave me alone, Gwen, just eat your food. Anyway, if it goes according to that scenario, we'll have to shoot it with pistols, or whatever we have on hand, because otherwise it will plunge the world into darkness or something. Honestly, I don't remember anymore why I was shooting that monster with a pistol in the game, but I remember it was scary and it wanted to kill me.

/to the group, except for Henry
- I never really understood why you decided to bring him along. Aren't you afraid that one night, while you're all sleeping soundly, he'll completely lose his mind and do something? Cut your throats, sell you into slavery to bandits, or chop off Joe's other leg, then burn his body and dissolve the remains in acid, and in the morning he'll say that I did it? I've dealt with people like that before; you can't trust them, not even as food.

and are they preparing a portion for me? Is there anything for me at the table, or what?

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#492
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- No matter what, if you leave him alone for long enough?
- Are you asking me? You know best what kind. And what schools could he possibly have? Maybe some rudimentary ones.
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Or find some beggar, but that's a last resort, considering how attached people are to material things.
- You're just talking nonsense. We'll take your helmet away, and then we'll see how attached you are to material things. It's easy to spout nonsense from a bucket.
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Aren't you afraid that one night, while you're sleeping soundly, he'll completely lose his mind and do something? Cut your throat, sell you into slavery to bandits, or chop off Joe's other leg, then burn his body and dissolve the remains in acid, and in the morning say that I did it? I've dealt with people like that, you can't trust them, even as food.
- And he'll leave slime trails everywhere, yes, he can do that.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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- You know, the same can be said not only about him...
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- I don't think a sword is capable of such things. Oh, you mean the Pale One. Well, yes, she scares me a little with her appearance, to be honest, but I still think she wouldn't do such things, - the slime said confidently. - Although there's also the elf, but he's just a creative person, and they have their own quirks. I know a thing or two about that.

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- And it will also leave slime trails everywhere, yes, it can do that.
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- Yes, I've seen a couple of times people extracting slime from themselves. Once, even someone from our group, when we stopped for a break in the forest. It's not a pleasant sight, to be honest. Watching these pathetic attempts... - Fableup grimaced, but no one noticed.

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- Are you asking me? You know better what kind and what schools you might have had? At best, it's just a primordial broth.
- We don't need schools; we draw knowledge from life itself and those who happen to wander to us. For this reason, there are more intelligent individuals among our kind than among others. If I could, I would introduce you to my brethren, and you would see this for yourself. Although, who knows, maybe such a chance will present itself someday...
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- You're just talking nonsense. We'll take your helmet away, and then we'll see how unattached you are to material things. Anyone can talk a lot from a bucket.
- And I will easily live without it, but won't you miss interesting stories and entertaining facts about the world you live in? You shouldn't pour out the liquid you drink, as they say in my homeland.

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#495
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- I don't think a sword is capable of such things... Oh, you mean the Pale One. Well, yes, she scares me a little with her appearance, to be honest, but I still think she wouldn't do such things, - the slime stated confidently. - Although there's also the elf, but he's just a creative person, and they have their quirks. I know a thing or two about that.
- Or maybe I'll wake up one day and be covered in slime. That's a creepy thought...

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- Yes, I've seen people extract slime from themselves a couple of times. Once, even someone from our group did it when we stopped for a break in the forest. It's not a pleasant sight, to be honest. Watching their pathetic attempts... - Fableup grimaced, but no one noticed.
"Quen, I'm done eating, I'm ready to learn."
"Wait, I'm busy with the roast beef," the echidna replied, munching from a separate plate.
"Quen, please! We're friends, right?"
"Food should consume all thoughts. Do you even realize how many years of training it took me to enjoy food again? It's not that simple, you know, in my condition."
Later.
"Okay, I'm done, let's start teaching you. So, first, try to separate your "self" from the outside world. I'll help you direct your power correctly, you just need to start."
Let's teach him about the "Counter Fortress." For now, let it be only level II, it cancels abilities targeted at the character (both negative and positive), skips turns, but doesn't cancel damage. Something like that, if possible. Active until canceled.
 

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Aoi Tori
- Or maybe I'll wake up one day and be covered in slime.


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Let's think about a counter-Fortress skill. It could be level II, canceling skills targeting the character (both negative and positive), skipping turns, but not canceling damage. Something like that, if possible. Active until canceled.
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Think about what formation you're traveling in.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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