Posts from Sakuramoria Auto-translated

“Wow, what a brilliant idea!” The King places his hand on his wife’s head. “She considered everything wisely, looked at it from all sides, thought through every detail, acted justly, severely but with mercy... No country in the history of our world has ever seen such a queen! Mana? Superbia? Hah... They don’t even come close to Futaba the Great, Futaba the Beautiful. And you still dared to doubt her, you fool!” He pokes his son in the bloodied forehead. “Okay, but let’s not be silly!” He hugs his wife tightly, looking warily at Caladium and Rhododendron. “My wife, is that clear?! Whoever dares to raise a hand to her will find even the Abyss to be paradise in comparison!” “Oh!” Taxonomy playfully puts her hand to her lips, although her eyes betray her relief at the rather mild reprimand her husband received. “My neck,” he kisses Futaba’s neck, “my thighs,” he strokes her thigh, “mine, all mine, every last centimeter!” The King lowers his sense of ecstasy slightly and puts his ear to his wife’s stomach. “And here, Semyon and Roana are growing... My heirs... Understand, Calich?” Seeing his son’s disgusted and fearful nod, Moechchi laughs. “That’s what I thought... Now, out of my sight! Leave us alone... But don’t forget to prepare for your performance next week, and you, for your penance. That’s it, get out!” The guests leave, leaving the royal couple alone. “Darling, let me demonstrate my new invention!” With a deft movement of his hands, the King removes the cloth covering a certain object, and a strange piece of furniture (?) appears before Futaba’s eyes. “Come on, get on it, I can’t wait to try it out!”

- Come on, you're probably exaggerating. It can't be that bad... Does the question mark mean that you need to order it, but it's unknown how much it will cost? So, everything is ordered except for the biography?

-- Well, I'm exaggerating a little, but not about all the items... Reading a magazine is really twice as expensive as we used to buy new ones.
-- Uh-huh. In principle, I can ask around about where to get the necessary books and their cost, but most likely it will be through Yumiko. I think you have better opportunities in this regard, and you can probably get a good wholesale discount for a government order... But look, I need to run around a bit more and gather some information.

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- What is that?

— This is a chair for lovemaking! It will allow us to experience new dimensions of love together!

- It looks a bit unstable... Maybe we shouldn't?

— Hmm... If I told you to do ten push-ups right now, would you do them?

Yes, Leila was clearly not used to communicating with royal figures, or at least those of noble birth. It was difficult to understand what kind of answer the king wanted. It was even more difficult considering his unpredictable nature, at least for Leila. However, even if His Majesty was joking, and most likely he was, provoking his anger would be unwise. As practice showed, amazement mixed with interest could easily turn into anger. It wasn't the kind of power dynamic where you could say "no."
— If that is the king's will.

— You think so?.. Well, alright... — He takes a book titled "69 Positions of Luxury" from the shelf and quickly scans the pages. — I guess I'll have to stick to the classics tonight.

For Caladium Starlite, who stopped for the night at the royal villa, this night turned out to be sleepless, and due to the sounds echoing throughout the mansion until morning, he eventually had to accept the fact that his father really loved the new Queen of Sakuramoria...

Dinorsis spends OS on drawing and creates the following picture:

Vegetables
+10 to health each month. 
Food efficiency is doubled. 

After that, he takes it to the exchange point and sets the price at 1500 reeves.

The morning before leaving, Futka remembers Cassia's request and some old man's mention of her "curse," and asks for more details.

Yes, communicating with royal persons, at least those of noble birth, is clearly not something Leila is used to. It was difficult to understand what kind of answer the king wanted. It was even more difficult, considering his unpredictable nature, at least for Leila herself. However, even if His Majesty was joking, and most likely he was, provoking his anger would be unwise. As practice has shown, amazement mixed with interest could easily turn into anger. It's not the kind of power dynamic where you can just say "no."
— If that is the king's will.

— And if you tell me to do ten push-ups, will I do it or not?

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The next morning, before leaving, Futka remembers Cassia's request and some old mention of her "curse" and asks about it in more detail.

— No, there is no curse; my father lied to his daughter so that she wouldn't flirt with boys, that's all... By the way, I have a gift for you.

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The second Overseer of Dinorsis goes into another painting.

Eastern Sea
The tea's effectiveness is doubled.

He also takes this work to the exchange point, where he now sets the price at 3000 reaks.

He should apply to a new store with such requests.

- This... is definitely not the kind of news she'll take calmly, - the president shakes his head. - Oh well.

By the way, I have a gift for you.

- You spoil me...

— I wouldn't begrudge you anything! — Moechi dramatically hands Futabe a golden phallus. — It was made from my mold... so you won't miss me when I'm not around.

Golden Royal Phallus
Decoration. 50% chance of not wasting an Action Point.

— And if you tell me to do ten push-ups, will I do it or not?

— Only if that's your wish.

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He should apply to a new store with such requests.

But he's also from Oleander. And they are also allies with Khermia. So it all makes sense.

Futaba, unable to contain her emotions, laughed at the absurd souvenir, which was not quite befitting a queen.
- You... are suggesting I... put this on my nightstand?... - she stammered, trying to catch her breath. - In my room?... What will people think?... The neighbor?... Ohhh...