Posts from Lungworth Auto-translated

Atarax needs to drink beer regularly to catch up with Gulveig in terms of weight.

Gülveig
Increases the group reward for adventurer guild quests by 10% for a week, or the individual reward if the character is not the squad leader and the leader does not have this effect.
Erich
+50 to health and +2 to stamina for resurrection checks until the end of the week.
+2 to movement speed until the end of the week.
Guy
+50 to health and +2 to stamina for resurrection checks until the end of the week.
+2 to movement speed until the end of the week.
Lester
+50 to health and +2 to stamina for resurrection checks until the end of the week.
+10% to dodge chance until the end of the week.
Garrett
+50 to health and +2 to stamina for resurrection checks until the end of the week.
Kayoshi
+50 to health and +2 to stamina for resurrection checks until the end of the week.
+2 to movement speed until the end of the week.

I'm really confused about the money... I shouldn't have started using someone else's post as a reference 🤪

Is this price including tax or not?

/Not included./
During the briefing, Gulveig clearly and loudly instructed everyone about what goblins are. To be honest, she wasn't sorry that the information was purchased. It seemed that, without knowing in advance what awaited them, they could not only suffer but even be wiped out as a group. From the looks on her comrades' faces, it was clear that some of them were clearly filled with doubt. Could it be that something from the list awaits them, or even all of it together? But that would be madness! Wouldn't such creatures with such abilities have already occupied some small province or country, like Myva, and established their own kingdom there with human concubines? Perhaps only the conflicts between tribes save humanity from such a fate.
Vegie finished listing the possible characteristics of the enemies and, after a sigh, continued, looking at everyone, although with a touch of sadness, but firmly.
-- Unfortunately, this is all the information available at the moment. We will find out the rest on the spot or obtain it ourselves. We will act according to the situation. The enemy is strong, but we will show them something too, and then we will return safely to... to Lungwort. I'm counting on you.
The girl smiled and let everyone go.

Are you talking about rapid reproduction?

/ He's talking about low willpower./

Guy, of course, didn't miss the opportunity, and even the need to extract money from the treasury for his "training" didn't bother him.

Gulveig didn't really feel like drinking. Their opponent today was not much different from what the girl had already faced, so the only source of stress was her concern about whether she would be able to cope with the burden of her responsibility. Of course, she could have a drink for pleasure, but this was not the case.

The plan to go to the bar was purely mercenary – the girl saw a familiar drink and, knowing from experience how it loosens the tongue and helps in negotiations with employers, she couldn't resist. One way or another, the terms of the assignment seemed hardly fair, given the high presumed difficulty, but at the same time, the modest reward. She had to give credit to Sir Rutger and Hecate – on missions in Illia, they received rewards that were several orders of magnitude more generous.

After taking a sip of the strong Shangkai drink, Vegie still couldn't help but shed a tear... "Mother, it's strange, why am I feeling this?" she thought, quickly wiping her eyes with a handkerchief so that her comrades wouldn't see. Fortunately, they were too busy with their drinking games. "I need six times more of this to start feeling tipsy, I know from experience... But still... Oh, teacher, father, aunt, who did you leave me with? And who did I leave... with the Baldr's. How I wish we could all just be together, why all this, why? Will we ever meet again, and will we be happy to see each other? Through our pain of separation, will we be able to feel the happiness of reunion? Mother Arteria, may everything turn out as it should."

Bai-Hu was emptying, but Vegie's face was firm and sober. It was almost time to go to work, and that's where everything would become clear, what she was worth, and whether she could hope for the fulfillment of her dreams.

The plan to go to the bar was purely mercenary – the girl saw a familiar drink and, knowing from experience how it loosens the tongue and helps in negotiations with potential employers, couldn't resist taking advantage of it.

Oh, these metaphors.

I'm really confused about the money now... I shouldn't have started using someone else's post as a reference. 🤪

The cop will pay for everything. 👍

"Dracaena" leaves the kingdom protected by the Valkyrie's aegis and makes its way to nearby Ephemeria. Upon learning the purpose of their visit, a local resident who had been serving as a guard led them to the elder's house.

— Well, finally! I was beginning to think that instead of heading out to help people in dire straits, our saviors had decided to spend their time on some sort of entertainment and drinking. My name is Noctis Stargaze, I'm your employer. Well, not exactly me — the money to pay for the contract with the guild was collected from all the residents, so I'm just a representative. By the way, have you ever considered moving in with us? We've got a beach right at our doorstep, and in winter the sauna is open, there's honest but not too demanding work, and most importantly, a pissed-on Valkyrie doesn't spy on us when we step away to relieve ourselves or spend quality time with our loved ones. If only we could clear out the goblins first, then we'd really be living the good life...

Atarax waved his hand in greeting to the elder and pondered whether Queen Lungwort truly kept watch over her subjects while they relieved themselves or engaged in mating rituals. And how did she perceive it – as clear images in her mind, or perhaps like dreams?

-Hmm...hmm...

"From all the residents? Well, yes, it was to be expected that they are poorer here..." Gulveig felt a little ashamed that she had recently complained to herself about the modest pay, although she didn't show it. Another interesting piece of information was that the matter was actually urgent, which didn't follow from the words of the adventurers' guild – on the contrary, their approach gave the impression that the villagers were doing quite well on their own.
The girl politely and with a smile bowed:
— Hello, Mr. Stargaze. I am Gulveig from Baldr, and this is our "Dracena" squad. Sorry for the delay. Of course, we would be happy to take a look at life in your paradise, thank you for the offer. But, I think we should start with the more urgent issues... What kind of trouble have you encountered? The adventurers' guild described the essence to us very briefly.

“These guilds of yours are primarily interested in taking money from people and fulfilling contracts; they don’t really care about the details.” The elder waved his hand dismissively. “Some time ago, goblins started appearing around here and almost drove us out of these lands. They didn’t organize any major raids against us, but they constantly carry out small attacks, and we, as you know, are few in number, and we can’t defend every inch of land. We also can’t just lock ourselves up within four walls, otherwise we’ll all die of starvation or cold. So, they steal livestock, beat our patrols to death, or abduct our women…” By the way, speaking of that, you probably haven’t noticed, but we no longer have any women left in the village. I’ve been alone for a long time, so I haven’t suffered this misfortune, but the other residents are very disheartened by it. Their lair, a cave, is located to the west of here, and we want you to destroy the goblins and, if there are any, rescue the hostages. I don’t quite understand why they kidnap them, but to be honest, I’m afraid to ask.”

The Chad-goblins have brought the virgin-hillbillies down to their lowest point.

I don't quite understand why they're kidnapping them, but to be honest, I'm afraid to ask.

- Goblins reproduce very quickly by fertilizing females of intelligent races, - said Atarax, hoping that this would help the elder overcome the fear of knowledge. - If your women are young and healthy enough, there will only be more goblins every day.

— That’s how it is... We had some suspicions, but to hear something like that directly... I must ask you not to spread this information among the other villagers.

"Mother, it was clear that there would be hostages, otherwise there wouldn't be so many goblins anymore, but... the whole village? It's terrible," Vegi swallowed. "I sympathize with your grief; it must be very difficult. Are there no other villages nearby? Let me explain: the strength of the goblins, their weaponry, their numbers... it all depends on how many and how successfully they raid."

- Goblins reproduce very quickly by fertilizing the females of intelligent races, - said Atarax, hoping that this would help the elder overcome the fear of knowledge. - If your women are young and healthy enough, there will only be more goblins every day.

*Throws an angry glance*

Before the mission, Garret trains his endurance at the Colossus, then goes to a bar and drinks vodka.

— That’s how it is... We had our suspicions, but to hear it directly like this... I must ask you not to spread this among the other villagers.

— Accepting the truth frees you from the shackles of illusion, cleanses the soul and mind.

*Glares angrily*

Atarax looks kindly at Gulveig, genuinely not understanding why she is looking at him like that.

Prices excluding tax are indicated, either with or without parentheses.

then I only drink alcohol.