We’ve turned into a Hive, things are getting serious. Auto-translated

Oh no, not Moldy again.

Still hasn't grown yet.

Looks like Sanya crapped himself and didn't turn into a cyber-ogre.

The light bulb on my computer burned out. This is the beginning of the end.

Already 3 sorceresses. And one wizard.

I have 29 samiks left until I reach Shaq. And that's without shoes.

Unfortunately, Loken, the plan with the girl for plugging the ogre is also failing. The tallest woman today is only 215 samiks tall. At this point, the only option left is to turn into an ogre yourself.

Loken, according to the child growth formula, a woman would need to be 268 cm tall, and there hasn't been one like that in the entire history of mankind. Even several surgeries would be simpler.

Reaching Shaquille O'Neal's height is actually doable.

Plesen is back. But you're still a shorty.

Everyone gets old. But at least I'm not fat like some people. By the way, it's obvious that you're wearing platform shoes and even standing on your tiptoes. If the women are under 160 and also standing farther away from you, then your real height is at most 175. Ah-ha-ha, lol!

2026, photos have long ceased to be evidence, even videos.

Damn. That's definitely 180 here, well maybe 178, plus we account for growth over a lifetime. Aren't you actually 230? And you're just warming us up to get attention?

That would make you taller than me back then.

Here's what I came up with, Loken. My foot doesn't even fit into elevators anymore, but there's definitely 194 SAMs in them. So, I came up with the idea of attaching a platform to regular shoes — you can order it from a cobbler. And it'll work just the same. I won't grow to Shaq's size, I don't know how he does it, he's really huge. Even much bigger than my brother. Well, for now, this will have to do.

You should have taken a photo of your shoes next to a ruler/measuring tape a long time ago

What, why?

I'm wearing regular sneakers now, size 44.

Good thing, by the way, that I didn't play as the Lich King.

By the way, yesterday I saw a guy on a bike near the store. He was shorter than me, but wide, just insane, and fat. Bought milk and strong beer, that's it.

Hermit's gone missing. Wonder if he's grown up there?

So we don't have to write it every time. Better to show once than to say a hundred times.

And what is there to show, sneakers or something? I gave the elevators to my sister.

By the way, I'm also too short for basketball. I don't even know where to fit in anymore.

My brother is a Stakhanovite. He works, cleans roofs, does odd jobs, works as a loader. I feel a bit sorry for him. And for myself too.

Also, my head has gotten smaller somehow. Old age or something, I guess.

By the way, has anyone ever seen Hermit?

Why would she need them, she already has heels (in every sense).

Look, in America you might be on the short side, but in the CIS you'll pass just fine, no questions asked, with your 187 cm. We don't really have many representatives of other ethnicities here who could compete with that height. The main thing is not to carry extra weight, so being a full 230x230 ogre probably wouldn't be optimal, but 230x90+ — that's a different story. Where 230 is height and 90 is weight.

Well, how else are you supposed to survive these days? Stakhanov, by the way, died a long time ago, he lived in the 20th century. If they had paid him more for his overwork — maybe it would have been fine, but back then, yeah, he did it purely out of ambition, apparently. He probably didn't get any more rubles than some slacker. So if anyone ever tells you "grind like Stakhanov" — don't listen, those times are gone. Grind if you'll get more cash, and if not — tell them where to stick it. It's not worth it.

That's just your imagination, your head couldn't have shrunk. The skull is the foundation there; even if the brain shrank, in theory, the bone wouldn't get any smaller. Most likely you just didn't measure it correctly, either then or now.

He apparently emigrated to Canada a while back on an LGBT visa. But that's just my guess based on his earlier preferences, I won't say it with certainty. It's quite possible he took the SMO social elevator and has found success by now, and no longer visits outcasts like us.

My sister needs elevators, let her learn. She's the smallest one we have.

And curly-haired.

And by the way, I'm 194 cm tall. For now.

Loken, can you advise how to become a Master of Sports? Just tell me seriously, without any nonsense.

I also have a problem that I can't find socks in a big size.

By the way, I don't advise you to become too tall, Sky. They're easy to hit, I'm telling you for real.

I also have a kids' table, it's uncomfortable. I'm all hunched over all the time.

Damn, you really called me fat, Sky. I'm nothing but skin and bones, I swear by Cho Gall.