Knights of Tezoth

Yeah, I'm more worried about the other freaks than Lorelei. Maybe we should have headed to them first..

so, we need to find out Kabochi's opinion and maybe form an alliance. I'll try to draft something now

To Karneya, huh? Hell, we'll get eaten alive here if we ally with Revland. Dunno. I think if we go to them, we might not make it back... And I'm not really feeling the whole "peace the Revland way" in Tezoth...

nah. go to Lorelei, since they've already agreed there. but that can be done on the next turn then

Ah, so in a different situation you would have formed one? Crystal clear, noted. Here's your Amulet of Themis.

-Your Grace, have you eaten too many carrots?

- Your Grace, I am Orvald de Martelam, a knight of Lord Githgud Flaveresens, and I have arrived at your behest on his errand. My lord is concerned about the situation developing in Tezoth following the events in Albus and Estelia. However, he hopes that Deus and the other lords will be able to peacefully resolve the arising issues, determine the causes of what happened, and identify those responsible, who will face deserved and just punishment. To that end, he wished to learn the opinions of his neighbors and their intentions, so as to coordinate actions and thereby safeguard the regions of Tezoth from senseless bloodshed, which would bring only misfortune and suffering to our peoples. It is for this very reason that I have come to Kabocha, with which we have historically maintained good-neighborly relations, reinforced by economic cooperation.

is it fine or should I add something else?

hopefully he won't get too excited by the word bloodshed and drink me

Yes.

Your sweet-booted lordship.

well, at least it's not a sweet-ass one

"This world needs a new dark lord, and my pumpkins need fresh fertilizer! Let us avenge the scorn of my chocolate at the capital's brouhaha! Forward, sons and daughters of Kabochi! Let us conquer Tezoth!" (quote: Lord Grimban)

Just the sauna.
The place the Knight had chosen did not give the impression of an elite luxury establishment where only the rich and aristocrats might linger, but rather was a location accessible to everyone — whether this spoke of the local master's poor reputation or of his having some specific principles of his own remained to be determined.

- The famous fellow countryman steps across the threshold of my studio, to what do I owe the honor?

And are Karnei, Elvielphiria, and Eugene not enough, or what?

I didn't know Grimban and Choncholia had that kind of relationship 😭

The first two are women, the third looks like a fool. We need a real hot man whose charisma eclipses the heavens!

>I need to go to someone with more sense

- Forgive me, sir... I saw a blonde in that alley... She looked like a lioness, her hair just like a mane. - The squire apparently didn't know that lionesses don't have manes. - Eyes like gold, and what a neckline on her chest... she beckons me with her finger, I think well, she's probably going to try to swindle me out of my money, but I still fell for it like a fool, went along, and then I don't remember anything else. And you know what the most insulting part is? It seems nothing even happened while I was unconscious. She could have at least, you know, like in those stories about night seductresses who drain life energy, but it turns out I just lost my belongings. And why would she even need my junk? I don't have anything valuable. - He shakes his head in frustration. - So now it turns out these underpants are all I own.

Cons?