Posts from Knights of Tezoth

"Good luck against Albus, liferock."

Send Lester to persuade some of Albus's knights to defect.

— Good day to you, my lord... Axel, I trust I have the honor of not being mistaken? — the vaguely familiar name of the grim knight came to mind much later than that of his imposingly jovial colleague.

Having finished her little dessert, the girl elegantly dabbed her lips and glanced toward the Albusian gathering.
— I see, the wolf pack intends to twist a contest of valor into a circus farce? A sorrowful sight to behold at the climax of a fine celebration. There rings in your words a measure of righteous justice, my lord. I see no reason to seek excuses to withhold my modest support for your initiative.

What if he ends up defecting to them instead?

Man, you've been a lifer since childhood.

😠

I just love playing football…

Just love playing football, just love alts, sure, sure...

Just loves kids, so he bred a football team with his alts.

Damn, I just can't figure out this mechanic where files from a post get loaded into new posts while you're writing. That's nonsense.

I'll compile a bug report right away, my lord

— Splendid, as is your turn of phrase, my lady.

Having left Alsira, Axel approached Orvald.

— Greetings, Sir Orvald. The Knights of Albus have united to take part in the melee. Would you care to join our alliance, to stand against the Albus loyalists?

In his imagination. Even the earl's alts don't want to breed with me, let alone have kids from me.

- Well then, ladies and gentlemen! Isn't it about time we added some spectator adrenaline to the upcoming events?

Suddenly, energetically rubbing his plump palms together, Lord Githgood Flaveresence took the floor.

- Allow me to introduce my dear friend and the capital's most successful merchant — Vistory Sjöfnlofn. On this wonderful day, he has volunteered to show generosity and sponsor an additional entertainment.

Vistory Sjöfnlofn was indeed one of the wealthiest men in the kingdom, yet he came from a simple family and his surname carried no prestige. Without the lord's patronage, he would hardly have secured such a rare opportunity to climb the social ladder.

- Friends, compatriots! Your Majesty! - Bowing his head to the guests, then humbly bending in a bow toward Deus, the merchant continued his greeting. - Within the modest limits of my intellect, I have taken the liberty of preparing a few surprises for you all. First, prizes! Glory is good, even wonderful, but one also wants something material, doesn't one? Therefore, allow me to present Sir Alseus Bluégran! - The bearer of the second name was a young warrior, whose hand the merchant was shaking against the backdrop of a mountain of gold coins. - To the tournament winner, he shall become a loyal squire!

- Thank you for this opportunity! I give my word to dedicate myself to serving the winner!

- And for the winner of the melee, I have prepared this wondrous item!

Flask of Divine Drink

Restores 100% of health and spirit, and also removes negative effects; it has five charges that recharge in towns.

- And for the most graceful participant, I have prepared, no more and no less, a bride! Introduce yourself, dear!

- Greetings! My name is Luciferia, please treat me kindly!

- And what if a lady wins instead of a lord? I think a sith in one's service would not hurt anyone! Besides that, I offer you a betting system — for you, esteemed guests, it will suffice to put forward your predictions on the prizewinners of each event and deposit the amount you wish for each of the three options. Thank you for your attention!

That's how I read it 🤦‍♂️

and what prizes for the archers and scribes

Got greedy, apparently.