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According to Chinese myths, initially, the Universe was a formless chaos. Over time, a cosmic egg emerged from the chaos, from which Pan Gu later appeared. It is believed that with a swing of his enormous axe, Pan Gu separated Yin from Yang and created the murky part – the earth (Yin) and the bright part – the sky (Yang). To prevent Yin and Yang from merging, Pan Gu pushed the sky away from the earth every day. When Pan Gu was sure that the earth and sky would not merge and no longer needed his support, he died. Pan Gu's breath became the wind, his voice – thunder, his left eye – the sun, his right eye – the moon. His hands and feet formed the four cardinal directions, his body – the earth, rivers arose from his blood, roads from his veins, stars, plants, and trees from his hair, metal from his teeth and bones, and jade from his bone marrow.

When there was a drought, he went to the storm god’s temple to pray for rain. When he entered the temple, he went up to the statue of Zhang and slapped it, saying “Fuck your sister! How dare you make Shangdong’s people suffer by not giving us rain!” The next day, he ordered his artillerymen to fire into the sky until it rained. It rained the next day.