Dreams. Auto-translated

It seems like everyone is dreaming about something today... Is it a coincidence?

So, how's life in 2D?

Great. I only remember the one I posted in the Temple.

and I won’t tell you mine 😔

Somewhere here, the dream ends, and a dream begins where I watch a YouTube video about a cat putting kittens in its mouth (like hamsters do with their young) and using them to transport itself.

Conclusion: the ability to interrupt any activity at any moment and go watch cats on YouTube is the best superpower.

What is it that everyone is dreaming about today...? Coincidence?

I'm not dreaming.

Today I dreamt that I was walking from the factory (along the same route through the neighborhood, which I've dreamt about for the third or fourth time, and which doesn't exist in reality) and I saw a small, almost child-sized, 3PK. One of the small republics located nearby declared war on us and had already deployed troops directly into the city. The police are evacuating people from the street, and I lean towards this machine, put my head opposite the launch pad, it fires a volley, small rockets pierce my face, explode, and tear the front half of my head into pieces. Instead of pain, I feel peace and a pleasant warmth as I gently lie down on the asphalt and slowly lose consciousness.

I had a lot of dreams. One that I remember is about taking some kind of exam. It felt like I was taking an exam at university. During the exam, a book about some game arrived for my friend (who I studied with in school in real life), and we went to look at it. We ended up in my room and started flipping through it. The pages in the book were made of those little pieces of paper that come in candy boxes, the ones they use to cover the candies. In the dream, I also said that the book was cool, but the paper wasn't very good. And I also dreamed that I was reading a post by Loc in the thread about dreams. Could it be that soon I'll have to read the thread about dreams in a dream...

Too lazy to describe it in detail. Basically, I dreamt that I met a redhead girl (16-17 years old) in a church. We went for a walk and ended up in some office building, although from the outside it looked like a medieval tavern. After some spy-like action inside, it turned out that the girl had a younger sister, also a redhead (12-13 years old), and an aunt (not a redhead, but definitely old). Since the action involved shooting and other things, the younger sister got scared, grabbed my left arm, and leaned against me. The older sister leaned against her aunt and started angrily scolding her younger sister. She was upset that she dared to touch a stranger, especially since the older sister had already claimed him. It definitely wasn't Student Day. After all, both girls are kind Christian women. So the dream ended when we left the building. It was a good dream.

They did all sorts of cool things with her in some big city (maybe Academy City). It was a good dream...

I spent half the night solving an equation with a distinctly Soviet flavor in my notebook.

in a dream, everything can change, including you, but your mind remains the same.

I dreamt that I went to apply for a job. In a large office building, I was asked to sit on a couch and wait for an interview. I got bored and decided to wander around, and ended up in a cafeteria where some of my classmates were. After chatting with them, I went back, and someone came up to me and told me to go to a room with the number (I don't remember the number). While looking for the room, I wandered into some kind of workshop-store where they taught woodworking(?). Deciding that it was also interesting, I stayed, but then someone came again and asked why I wasn't at the interview. They led me to the right room, but instead of the director or someone who was supposed to interview me, the employee I was replacing started explaining my job duties. In the end, she led me out of the building into some kind of green area, which looked more like a forest. Out of nowhere, another woman appeared, and it turned into a student day -____- Ah, I wish I had dreamt about an expansion pack instead...

In a dream, everything can change, including you, but your mind remains the same.

I'm not ashamed because it was a modified form of one of the major global problems.

Out of nowhere, another girl appeared, and it became Student Day -____-

Another bait...

I dreamt during my shift that I wouldn't have to stand guard in the morning and could sleep for an extra three hours. I woke up and went to freeze at my post.

DPS post?

We decided to clean one building, just because. We went up the fire escape from the first floor to the second, opened a large green metal door on the second floor – and, of course, instead of a corridor and the second floor of our building (which should have been there from a geometric point of view), we found a passage to one of the Hogwarts assembly halls.
Some students were sitting there, and we walked in without hesitation. Yes, the situation was unusual, but we had to seize the moment, obviously, and not stand there with our mouths agape, asking stupid questions like in the movies. I greeted everyone, nodded, and acted normal. We took a row of tables, and next to us were, of course, Harry, Ron, and Hermione. We were all wearing anti-COVID masks, and everyone was looking at us because of that... Well, we explained about the epidemic, that many people had been ill, and that it was serious. We didn't want to infect the magical Community as well, so it was better to be safe, right?
Before I could finish talking about the coronavirus, a professor walked in – a big, very large, imposing man (but not Hagrid), and immediately announced a test. How "convenient" we arrived, with our vast knowledge (what subject is it, anyway?!). The hall began to stir, everyone sat down for the test, and Potter nodded at me towards the back rows – as if to say, "Sit wherever you want, but away from me." Well, the logic is clear; they probably already have a strategy for taking tests, and Muggles aren't part of it.
However, I sat down next to two wizards who didn't seem to mind. A young man and an Asian girl with a bob cut, nice students. I mentally prepared myself for the worst regarding the test, but then the professor said, "We have a different program for ordinary people!" And he brought out a bunch of dishes with sweets. Oh, that's what I'm talking about, and I'll grab some for you too, don't worry.
I went downstairs and realized that I was on the other side of the sweets, separated by the professor. This was a bit of a problem, considering his size – he occupied all the space from the first row to the table (a large granite one) completely. And how to solve this quest without a levitation spell? The professor smiled and lifted the table with his hands. Wow, he's a big guy, but okay, I crawled under the table and took two dishes.
I delivered them to my slightly disheartened wizard neighbors: a plate with large, grapefruit-sized gingerbread cookies, and a second plate with plump meringue cookies in the shape of stars. The guy, like me, tasted the meringue (I even felt the taste in my dream, how good it was! I ate it with both cheeks), the girl ate everything, and then the guy went back for more meringue, which the Asian girl couldn't resist teasing him about. But he didn't like the gingerbread cookies; the dark chocolate glaze was not to his taste. Well, according to the student, I didn't have time to try them myself – the dream, unfortunately, was already over, leaving behind a pleasant aftertaste from the meal in good company and under good circumstances.

Student Day, again...