Posts from Mafia 109. Dreams of the Void Warriors

02.02.1850

I forgot to mention, the game was released in 2020. So, add a hundred years or so.

Nikolai "Laiti" Svetlinov

07/17/1998, St. Petersburg, Russia

As a teenager, Kolya loved music, books, and fantasy games. At the age of 12, he began to seriously play the acoustic guitar and even won several district competitions while in school. After entering university, Kolenka still considered playing the guitar a hobby and planned to study to become a programmer so that he could later create fantasy games about the elves of the Arandor Forest. But when he met fellow students who were into partying, girls, and alcohol on a large scale during his first year, his naive desires took a backseat. In his second year, Nikolai met a drummer at the department who was two years older than him, and together with him and another guy from their class, they formed an indie rock band called "Dragon and Cat," or simply "DIK" for fans. In a year, they achieved quite good success at the local level, and they were even invited by an indie agency to record an album. They released it, but unfortunately, due to creative differences within the group and a lack of inspiration from Kolya, who was already tired of this lifestyle, their debut album, "Sky in the Morning," failed and did not bring them any fame. And although his bandmates wanted to continue performing, no matter what, Kolya decided that he had had enough. He had already dropped out of university at that point but didn't want to return to his parents, so he rented a small room on the outskirts of St. Petersburg. Kolya sincerely believed that he would be better off without the band, that they were only distorting his perception of himself and music, and that as an independent artist, he could achieve much more. Therefore, he created a music channel on YouTube, where he recorded covers of various folk and fantasy tunes, and also periodically uploaded his own songs. One of them, "Master and Cop," even garnered a decent number of views! However, the meager earnings from YouTube and donations were clearly not enough for a normal life, and his part-time job at the local comic book store, "Heroist!," had become tiresome. So, Kolya returned to drugs and one day decided to try something stronger. That's how he overdosed and almost died. His parents, unfortunately, found out about it and almost forcibly brought him back to live with them and then sent him for treatment in Switzerland, to the well-known psychologist, Dr. Schmertloifer

Forgot to mention, the game came out in 2020. So add a hundred years or so.

Maybe he's a long-lived creature.

Really, let Homer have an old grandpa wearing a cowboy hat.

Seriously, let Homer have an old grandpa wearing a cowboy hat.

He can be a grandpa, but not a 170-year-old one. Maximum 60.

He might be an old man, but not 170 years old. At most, 60.

Wow, in your world, people don't live past 60?

In 2020, the expected life expectancy in Ukraine was 72.35 years (women – 77.1 years, men – 67.6 years). Healthy life expectancy is 60.3 years for men and 67.6 years for women.

Are you living in some kind of fantasy world?

Raymond Holm
09.11.1983; Buross, Sweden.

He was convicted in the early 2010s for shoplifting. He was the only one caught red-handed. He turned in his accomplices and testified against them in court, which is why he received a lighter sentence. After getting out of prison, he found that his wife had sold all their belongings and disappeared in an unknown direction.
He works at a car repair shop for a meager salary. He rents a room, lives in squalor and poverty. He spends most of his earnings on cheap, strong liquor.
He hates himself for his betrayal and for allowing himself to sink to his current state. Subconsciously, he wants his old friends to find him and end his miserable life. But no one comes.
One night, he was wandering the streets, completely drunk. He was so fed up with everything that, in a sudden impulse, he thoughtlessly climbed onto the bridge railing and jumped down. He didn't die, but he suffered fractures.
While recovering from his injuries, he came across a brochure by Dr. Schmerthloeffer. He had nothing to lose.

1. Each player, having chosen a particular method of suicide, must write a quent for their character.

Where can I order the writing of quents, and how much will it cost (in BDshkas)?

It would be great if there was an exchange where you could convert game databases into money.

Well, I can write something; I'm bored anyway.

Well, I can write one, I'm bored anyway.

Can you do it for number 11?

Ivan Romanov

04.06.1989; Mordovia, Russia
Ivan spent his childhood in the remote countryside of Mordovia. His grandfather taught him to pray, his grandmother taught him to fast, and at the same time, he learned the intricacies of life, such as fishing, stealing apples from other people's gardens, tormenting Colorado beetles, and twisting cows' tails clockwise. Ivan was destined for great things, as he was a Romanov, and on his father's side, he was descended from the Romanov dynasty. At least, that's what his grandfather told him.
At the age of eighteen, he was sent to study in Saransk, but was expelled as a result of a conflict with a history teacher – a vile supporter of Bolshevism who refused to acknowledge Ivan's royal lineage and had the audacity to justify the Red Terror.
Even in his first year, Ivan joined the Saransk role-playing movement. He traveled to festivals and went into battle, smearing paint on his face and drinking a special mushroom tea. He was fierce and agile, and many of the role-players remembered him in the form of broken teeth and dislocated joints.
In 2013, Ivan founded the "Boyar's Squad" club, but a year later, the entire team switched to a new, trendy, and rowdy club called "Drunken Boars." Ivan fell into a deep depression and drank a lot.
In 2019, he accidentally found out that he was not a descendant of the Romanov tsars, but that his great-grandfather was a Bolshevik. Ivan could not live with such shame, and one day, after sharpening his sword, he went into the forest, where he tried to kill himself. He failed, was forcibly rescued by local mushroom pickers, and later, his old friends from the historical reenactment and alcohol tourism scene, having learned about this incident, insidiously persuaded Ivan to go for treatment in Switzerland – they made him swear to go when he was drunk.

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