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Offline Ment
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The point of the GIF isn't to hate Mondays.
Oh, so you're hating the beginning of calendar counts. I can understand that; it's indeed symbolic.
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Good attempt to pretend to be a no-lifer.
I don't understand where the attempt is... If I were a no-lifer, I wouldn't have a job, among other things, and there would be nothing to hate Fridays for.
I'm not a no-lifer; I'm just a pig.
 

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I hate Mondays because of the hangover from the weekend and because a lot of work accumulates over Friday and the weekend.
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Thursday is the worst day. You're already tired and haven't even had a chance to rest. Wednesday is also rough, but you're not quite as exhausted yet. Tuesday is also a drag – you're already sleep-deprived, and you still have the whole week ahead of you. Monday isn't great – you have energy, but you lack motivation. On Friday, you barely make it to the last few minutes, and the drive home is the only bright spot; you collapse at home, feeling like you've finally found freedom, but after a shower and a few minutes on the couch, you feel like half a corpse. You sleep through half of Saturday, wake up feeling weak and achy, as if you've worked two shifts in a mine, and by the time you're finally awake, it's already dusk, and you feel miserable. You spend Sunday preparing your clothes and food for the week ahead, go to bed feeling uninspired, and only manage to get four hours of sleep. Monday – here we go again.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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I failed in my apartment search, I'll have to live with my parents for at least another month, there's no mafia gathering, and the only girl you have feelings for is ignoring you.

What's left? To get drunk in a pub and write on the native forum.
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2020 is the perfect time to go to a bar.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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Did they give you a bowl cut?

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the mafia isn't gathering
Every time I think about signing up for the mafia game, I have this thought - what if I end up on the mafia team? It involves communicating with someone, planning... it's a hassle.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
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On Monday, you go to your favorite job full of energy. Tuesday marks a clear start; you've moved past the standstill and are getting closer to the end of the week. Wednesday – you're already halfway there, with most of the work behind you. Thursday is like a mini-Friday, and Friday is Friday – you rush home, grabbing a beer for yourself and ice cream for the little one on the way. You give the ice cream to the little one and sit down with squid in one hand, a beer in the other, and watch Twitch streams – that's great! On Saturday and Sunday, you spend time with your family, buy groceries at Auchan for the week, and take care of other small household chores.
Where do we go?
Where do we end up when we save the world?
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Dni decided to adhere to the following rule: if the day is dedicated to studies, one should drink in the morning; if it is dedicated to physical labor, one should drink in the evening. The same applies to days filled with strenuous exercises, whether it be running, strength training, or sword fighting. On weekends, however, one should drink whenever the soul desires, be it morning, afternoon, or evening, and even hourly if one wishes.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
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Alex, what do you do for a living, if you don't mind sharing?

So, everything's fine here, the waiters are wearing masks and gloves, and the alcohol is delicious.

Locky and the others, I would be very happy if you could join us... Even if it's just a one-time event.
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On Monday, you're full of energy and go to your favorite job. On Tuesday, you've made a clear start, you've moved from a standstill and are getting closer to the end of the week. On Wednesday, you're already halfway there, most of it is behind you. On Thursday, it's a little Friday, and on Friday, it's Friday – you rush home as fast as you can, picking up a beer for yourself and ice cream for the little one on the way. You give the ice cream to the little one, and you sit down with squid in one hand, a beer in the other, and watch Twitch – it's good! On Saturday and Sunday, you go for a walk with your family, buy groceries at Auchan for the week, and other small household items.
Please rewrite this text, adding after each day a phrase about what Siverfale's wife does with her friends while he's at work. I'm too lazy to do it myself.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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Actually, I'm glad to be here. Even though I've been acting like a jerk this whole time. You guys are like family to me, and I'm really happy to even quickly read posts from you. Yes, I'm already drunk, but I still think so even when I'm sober.
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Morning
Did they give you a bowl cut?

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Every time I think about joining a Mafia game, I wonder - what if I end up on the Mafia team? It involves communicating with someone, planning... it's a hassle.
Planning isn't necessary...
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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Could someone please rewrite this text, adding a phrase after each day about what the wife of Fortress does with her "close friends" while he's at work? I'm too lazy to do it myself.
Where did this joke about the wife of Fortress come from? Did I miss something? Is this from a Skype chat?
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I failed at finding an apartment, I'll have to live with my parents for at least another month, there's no mafia gathering, and the only girl you have feelings for is ignoring you.
She's just hanging out with friends, she's not interested in you. And anyway, love is for gays and losers.

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Where did this joke about the wife of the North come from? Did I miss something? Is this from a Skype chat?
It's from the same place as the joke about the fat Heroes player.
Небо – мольбы не ждёт
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт

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